Ok bro, let's do this.
The LaserBear Cheap College Drink List
(Prices based on Midwest american prices as that's what I know)
Wine
Because you want her to want it.
$5/bottle
Yellow Tail Moscato.
It tastes like sparkling grape juice and what more can I say.
You get to invite her for a wine night, but don't have to develope a taste for wine.
Every chick loves it, and its cheap enough you can burn through three bottles for about the cost of a drunken taco bell run.
Vodka
Its strong and she is weak.
$9-$18/fifth
For cost effective this is the answer.
You don't beat the simplicity of vodka.
Bitches love Burnettes and it comes in a variety of fruity nauseating flavors they eat up for some god forsaken reason.
For you?
Titos, its roughly $18 a bottle, smoother than a freshy shaved 18 freshman, and tastes just as good.
Oh, and its made in Texas. 'Merica! Fuck yeah!
Whiskey
Her daddy always drank it.
$15/fifth if I recall right.
Evan Williams. It looks like Jack and doesn't taste like crap. I used to drink this stuff exclusively. 9/10 girls won't touch it, but the 1/10 that ask for a shot will touch you 10/10 times.
Rum
Arrg, we all just want some booty.
$10/fifth
Admiral Nelson. Tastes just as good or better than Captain (pending on who you ask), costs way less, and hell... he's ranked higher than that pussy Morgan, why isnt Admiral Nelson the first choice already?
Beer
Beer goggles, friend or foe?
Pick your campus's favorite. Prices vary by state. Your local frat keg will know the best bet.