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Prom Ideas
02-13-2013, 11:45 PM
Pulling this shit out from the archives because I'm having trouble with picking a prom date (one that will be hot and will fuck me after drinking alcohol).
Any and all ideas appreciated.
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Prom Ideas
02-14-2013, 12:09 AM
Get a Magnum condom and put a sticky note on it that says "prom?" Approach her, talk to her normally for a bit, casually reach for your wallet, and oops!!!
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02-14-2013, 12:23 AM
Mail an unmarked envelope. Put a note inside that says "prom...or else". Wait across the street in a conspicuous El Camino with binoculars.
Note: All of this should be done about an hour before the prom actually starts.
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02-14-2013, 01:46 AM
Hahaha, it's so funny looking at this now. Prom seems some insignificant now. But thus is life.
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02-14-2013, 08:17 PM
I remember I borrowed my tennis coach's maxima so I could take a chick to prom.
He really wanted me to get the poon.
So wtf happened with your prom? Go the way you wanted it to?
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