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06-10-2014, 08:23 AM
"But I was able to bat way, way out of my league when it came to Jewish women because I'm articulate and worked as a writer."
^ Surprising...writers don't make money.
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06-10-2014, 10:19 AM
Ok forgive my ignorance surrounding these matters. Just how do you spot jewish people, women in particular.
I'm not fascinated by them in any way but from my own limited knowledge I see Jewish guys in America and think of Seinfeld. The haircut in particular and the nose.
How do you spot a jewish woman at 20 paces?
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Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe
06-10-2014, 10:19 AM
Q: What is the 10 minutes of Jewish Porn like?
A: One Minute of Porn. Nine minutes of guilt.
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06-10-2014, 10:25 AM
The biggest problem with Jew Tinder thus far is the limited number of women. Swiped for 30 minutes and I'm all out of options within 50 miles. And I live in an area heavily populated with Jews. Is this app a keeper? Still have yet to find out.
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06-10-2014, 10:55 AM
Can a brown guy have this?
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06-10-2014, 11:40 AM
Lots of Jews are kinda brown. As aforementioned, you can lie
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06-10-2014, 11:46 AM
Speaking of brown, Indian girls in America have many of the same flaws as Jewish girls, doubly or triply so.
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06-10-2014, 11:52 AM
Let's face it: A ton of Jewish women actually possess many of these stereotypical flaws. But isn't the point of game to sway a woman who you're attracted to?
I'm wondering, though, if this app will attract the religious girl, the girl who is just going out of her way to find some D, or a combination of the two
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08-05-2014, 03:17 AM
I'm tempted to join this but most Jewish girls are prude and looking for something more serious.
Has there been any success of this so far?
^^Also, some classic Jewish jokes above. The 9 minutes of guilt was especially good.
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08-05-2014, 12:15 PM
Man I have a Jewish friend who wanted to dste J-girls to make his mom happy. He would go to IDF fundraisers in the U.S. to meet girls.
Guys just go for it, tho I am jewish and basically only dated Jewish girls when I was younger, now I hardly ever deal with them. If you want to keet them maybe go to an organic farmers market or yoga class, might be better.
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08-05-2014, 03:31 PM
Oh man, jewish girls are my achilles tendon. I've hooked up with more of them in college than i want to admit. I always seemed to find them.
Jino's (Jewish in name only) seem to be the sluttiest. I was banging this one girl. When we first started, her notch count was 20 (2012). Now she's up to 76 if i recall correctly.
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08-05-2014, 05:42 PM
Quote: (06-10-2014 12:30 AM)Renberg Wrote:
It depends if you're talking about religious Jewish girl or Jewish American Princess (JAP). My neighborhood is polluted with the latter. I've always gotten the impression that they know they're hot and that they attract dudes...but they don't put out. My high school consisted of mainly Jappy girls, and I rarely heard stories about one of them getting fucked.
Lots of guys on the forum have said that Jewish girls interestingly give good bjs. I want to test this hypothesis on multiple variables.
My experience in NYC is that many, many Jews love goys, and they are one of the fastest groups to put out/at least a good bj. They know they gotta hook a guy somehow, even if solely dating and not marriage.
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08-05-2014, 05:44 PM
Oy gevalt... I'm a Jewish dude and even I'M not interested in them. I've found that most Jewish chicks I know are difficult to look at let alone have any thoughts of physicality.
I'm not surprised there's a Jewish Tinder. Tinder has one of those markets where there will be multiple specialized apps targeted to whatever audience. Let the clones flow.
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