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Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe
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Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:58 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

The more awkward and ugly Jewish girls are more likely to confine themselves to Jewish circles, and this is what you'll see in the Jewish scene often. These chicks will go to singles events and then give guys the stink eye because they didn't go to camp together. If you manage to penetrate their social screen, they're better about keeping in touch with you and seeing you again, but I'd honestly just prefer them to be open-minded from the outset. The more attractive Jews either go for non-Jewish high status scenes (eg a regular club), or private invite-only Jewish scenes.

This could well be true. I don't run in any specifically Jewish circles, I've just noticed that Jewish chicks I meet through regular social scenes tend to be more sexually liberal than average.
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Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:58 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

These chicks will go to singles events and then give guys the stink eye because they didn't go to camp together.

Fucking amazing. So true [Image: lol.gif]
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#28

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:46 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Old jokes about Jewish women are another credible authority:

Alright, I'll bite:

Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno?
A: Yeah, it's called Debbie Does Bupkis.

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#29

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 01:04 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

I saw this trailer, and it strongly reminded me of a Jewish girl I fucked, with a rather similar background:




Like many Jewish girls, she has a warrior face.
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#30

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 01:38 AM)soup Wrote:  

Quote: (06-10-2014 01:04 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

I saw this trailer, and it strongly reminded me of a Jewish girl I fucked, with a rather similar background:




Like many Jewish girls, she has a warrior face.

For lots of Jewish girls it takes just one kinky hair day to go from bangable to bleh

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#31

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:13 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

"Counterpoint: Jewish girls are also easier than non-Jewish girls (in my experience at least, I'm Jewish myself so YMMV). That's why a Jewish version of Tinder is perfect--it's a hook-up app targeted at one of the sluttiest demographics."

I've heard this before and have experienced decidely the opposite, at least in LA. The more actively Jewish they are, the more prude. There might be a higher incidence of freaks, but the typical Jewess is probably less slutty than an otherwise comparable typical shiksa. A lot of Jewish girls in college would give out blowjobs to put off sex.

If you're say a clear outsider, say a black dude, it's very possible the Jewish chicks who go for you will be fewer in number, but unrepresentatively DTF.

I found Jewish women are the inverse of most American women because they value brains over brawn. This does not hold true in every case. But I was able to bat way, way out of my league when it came to Jewish women because I'm articulate and worked as a writer.

This crowd should do well with women, considering how the regulars are willing to explore issues and question things. Of course, looking like Dustin Hoffman in his '70s heyday didn't hurt -- hahahaha.
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#32

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

"But I was able to bat way, way out of my league when it came to Jewish women because I'm articulate and worked as a writer."

^ Surprising...writers don't make money.
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#33

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Ok forgive my ignorance surrounding these matters. Just how do you spot jewish people, women in particular.

I'm not fascinated by them in any way but from my own limited knowledge I see Jewish guys in America and think of Seinfeld. The haircut in particular and the nose.

How do you spot a jewish woman at 20 paces?
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#34

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Q: What is the 10 minutes of Jewish Porn like?

A: One Minute of Porn. Nine minutes of guilt.

Wald
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#35

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

The biggest problem with Jew Tinder thus far is the limited number of women. Swiped for 30 minutes and I'm all out of options within 50 miles. And I live in an area heavily populated with Jews. Is this app a keeper? Still have yet to find out.
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#36

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Can a brown guy have this?

Don't forget to check out my latest post on Return of Kings - 6 Things Indian Guys Need To Understand About Game

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#37

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Lots of Jews are kinda brown. As aforementioned, you can lie
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#38

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Speaking of brown, Indian girls in America have many of the same flaws as Jewish girls, doubly or triply so.
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#39

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Let's face it: A ton of Jewish women actually possess many of these stereotypical flaws. But isn't the point of game to sway a woman who you're attracted to?

I'm wondering, though, if this app will attract the religious girl, the girl who is just going out of her way to find some D, or a combination of the two
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#40

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

I'm BUMPing this thread to give you all an update on JSwipe, a relatively under-disccused app whose goal is to match Jew A with Jew B in the establishment of holy matrimony [Image: lol.gif]

In all seriousness, within the past two months, I have gone on a ton of Tinder dates and maybe one of those girls was Jewish. Regardless, my point is that I am capable of getting a date via online dating.

However, this was not the case with JSwipe. I could have gone out with one interested girl, but she wasn't my type in terms of her attractiveness.

Some of the problems I ran into are:
- Flakiness
- Unattractiveness
- Prudneness
- Lack of Matches
and...
- Naturally, I know most of the local Jews

TL;DR: In my experience, JSwipe did not allow me to find the girl I'd be willing to introduce to mom and dad next Passover Seder.
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#41

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:46 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Old jokes about Jewish women are another credible authority:

Q: What does a Jewish girl make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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#42

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I'm tempted to join this but most Jewish girls are prude and looking for something more serious.

Has there been any success of this so far?

^^Also, some classic Jewish jokes above. The 9 minutes of guilt was especially good.
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#43

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 01:29 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:46 AM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Old jokes about Jewish women are another credible authority:

Alright, I'll bite:

Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno?
A: Yeah, it's called Debbie Does Bupkis.




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#44

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Man I have a Jewish friend who wanted to dste J-girls to make his mom happy. He would go to IDF fundraisers in the U.S. to meet girls.

Guys just go for it, tho I am jewish and basically only dated Jewish girls when I was younger, now I hardly ever deal with them. If you want to keet them maybe go to an organic farmers market or yoga class, might be better.

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#45

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Oh man, jewish girls are my achilles tendon. I've hooked up with more of them in college than i want to admit. I always seemed to find them.

Jino's (Jewish in name only) seem to be the sluttiest. I was banging this one girl. When we first started, her notch count was 20 (2012). Now she's up to 76 if i recall correctly.
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#46

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Quote: (06-10-2014 12:30 AM)Renberg Wrote:  

It depends if you're talking about religious Jewish girl or Jewish American Princess (JAP). My neighborhood is polluted with the latter. I've always gotten the impression that they know they're hot and that they attract dudes...but they don't put out. My high school consisted of mainly Jappy girls, and I rarely heard stories about one of them getting fucked.

Lots of guys on the forum have said that Jewish girls interestingly give good bjs. I want to test this hypothesis on multiple variables.

My experience in NYC is that many, many Jews love goys, and they are one of the fastest groups to put out/at least a good bj. They know they gotta hook a guy somehow, even if solely dating and not marriage.
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#47

Jewish Tinder -- JSwipe

Oy gevalt... I'm a Jewish dude and even I'M not interested in them. I've found that most Jewish chicks I know are difficult to look at let alone have any thoughts of physicality.

I'm not surprised there's a Jewish Tinder. Tinder has one of those markets where there will be multiple specialized apps targeted to whatever audience. Let the clones flow.

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