[eljeffster]

The way Western Society is going we are probably going to have to make all this more extreme over the next decade. . .

Today: "Babe" "Sweetie" "Tootsie Pop"

2025: "Cock Guzzler" "Cum Dumpster" "Squirt Machine"

[Druber]

Good advice here.

But, I seem to attract a lot of older women (usually post wall hamplanets) who call me 'love'. Some say it in the usual female passive aggressive way, so how would you deal with this? I typically ignore it, and carry on with what I'm doing.

[Comte De St. Germain]

(06-24-2015 03:39 AM)Druber Wrote:  

Good advice here.

But, I seem to attract a lot of older women (usually post wall hamplanets) who call me 'love'. Some say it in the usual female passive aggressive way, so how would you deal with this? I typically ignore it, and carry on with what I'm doing.

I think the advice is still applicable even if they are older. Though if there is a significant age gap referring to them as "Miss" and talking down to them like you are wiser make them go nuts and makes the panties wet in response to uppity behavior.

[realologist]

(06-24-2015 09:46 AM)hwuzhere Wrote:  

(06-24-2015 03:39 AM)Druber Wrote:  

Good advice here.

But, I seem to attract a lot of older women (usually post wall hamplanets) who call me 'love'. Some say it in the usual female passive aggressive way, so how would you deal with this? I typically ignore it, and carry on with what I'm doing.

I think the advice is still applicable even if they are older. Though if there is a significant age gap referring to them as "Miss" and talking down to them like you are wiser make them go nuts and makes the panties wet in response to uppity behavior.

I like to use different variations of "Miss" as well.

Miss
Little Miss
Missy
Little Missy
Miss Thang (If they have some attitude)

[NO_LIMIT_CRACKA]

At times, I envy you people living in English speaking countries. You guys don't realize how flexible and dynamic that language is for things such as these

[TheMaleBrain]

I use nicknames that mean "little".
You can use "Tiny"/"Shorty" and variations.

You should come up with a "One size fits all" nickname. That works well when you are spinnig plates or having an mLTR.

It makes them feel that you are stronger/more powerful. Girls love to feel smaller than you.

[LouEvilSlugger]

I use "sugarcube" all the time.

[Macallan]

Any Spanish speakers able to chime in here? Besides run-of-the-mill shit like amor, querida, cariña, etc. (also correct if I'm wrong and those words aren't as cheesy in Spanish as they seem to me). Most interested in Colombian Spanish but any input is welcome.

[Pollito]

Can't go wrong with
Chuleta
Gordita
Mija
Nalgona

[capote]

Nicknames should always be adapted according to the nationality/character of the girl. Makes it very endearing.

[debeguiled]

Pet names are hilarious, and yet another concept that you can have a lot of fun with to entertain yourself.

If you don't like pet names, when a girl uses one on you say, "Okay, Poopie." She will get the message, and if she doesn't, have fun thinking of a bunch of insulting ones to answer back to her.

You could say to her, "I didn't even have to think of a pet name for you. The moment I saw your eyes, I knew what to call you. Puffy."

If you like pet names, you can call a girl pretty much anything, as long as it doesn't offend her too much, and it will send the hamster spinning. Call her Seat Belt. Or Draino. Or Spin Move.

It really doesn't matter. If she likes it, fine. If she doesn't, you get to have fun making up long drawn out reasons why it was secretly a compliment.

Pet names are fun, and you can do whatever you want with them. Have fun.

I learned this from a girl I went out with for a while. She was endlessly creative, and made a new pet name up for me almost every day.

If she gives you a pet name you don't like, tell her to think up a better one.

Seriously, don't take them seriously.

[DJ-Matt]

"My little cum dumpster"

[realologist]

Another thing I like to do with friends is we would classify girls with certain names among each other.

We all had an "Old Faithful" which was a girl we could always bang. She always came through when needed.

I've named girls all the way from "poof" to "you broke my phooooonnneeee". The amount of names you can come up with is endless. It makes it pretty funny especially if there is an inside joke behind it.

[UlteriorMotive]

I only use Kiddo, it goes down pretty well.

[AneroidOcean]

I call women both that I'm dating and otherwise all kinds of old-timey nicknames.

I've only had perhaps 1 in a couple hundred react negatively to it.

I also call all women I don't know, even if they're older than me, "miss"

I also have only maybe 5 in 100 react negatively to it or say I should call them ma'am.

I enjoy it and they don't seem to hate it.

I would like to experiment with some even more "sexist" words such as "doll" or "bird" because it'd be fun.

[kiwi12]

(09-25-2016 02:17 AM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

I would like to experiment with some even more "sexist" words such as "doll" or "bird" because it'd be fun.

I do it all the time, but I live in the EE. And you are right it's fun.

[dispenser]

Women "hate" nicknames.


This asexual organism is very concerned about sexual harrassment, which it endures every time it emerges from under its rock to spread spores

Here are some nicknames women """hate""". Search term: "sexist nicknames."

Quote:

TOP 20 MOST HATED PET NAMES FOR WOMEN

1. Babe
2. Sweet cheeks
3. Snookums
4. Baby doll
5. Baby girl
6. Muffin
7. Ducky
8. Baby cakes
9. Sexy pants
10. Pudding
11. Muffin
12. Angel pie
13. Pumpkin
14. Puppy
15. Sugar lips
16. Treacle
17. Baby
18. Pickle
19. Honeybun
20. Sugar pie

Well thank you, feminists, I will be careful not to memorise and make regular use of this list.

[MdWanderer]

(10-02-2016 09:42 PM)dispenser Wrote:  

Quote:

TOP 20 MOST HATED PET NAMES FOR WOMEN

1. Babe
2. Sweet cheeks
3. Snookums
4. Baby doll
5. Baby girl
6. Muffin
7. Ducky
8. Baby cakes
9. Sexy pants
10. Pudding
11. Muffin
12. Angel pie
13. Pumpkin
14. Puppy
15. Sugar lips
16. Treacle
17. Baby
18. Pickle
19. Honeybun
20. Sugar pie

Well thank you, feminists, I will be careful not to memorise and make regular use of this list.

I'm not siding with the feminists at all, but I would only use pet names in the case of a significant other. Not saying it's bad to break this rule, but that's what I personally go by. A woman needs to earn that shit in my opinion. The farthest I'll go is using "Ma'am" to refer to an elderly woman or a female cop.

Besides, I hate it when female wait staff and bartenders use pet names to sweet talk me into giving them bigger tips. As somebody who worked in the restaurant business, these women are insufferable bitches when they're away from customers.

[Ivanis]

(10-02-2016 09:42 PM)dispenser Wrote:  

Women "hate" nicknames.


This asexual organism is very concerned about sexual harrassment, which it endures every time it emerges from under its rock to spread spores

Here are some nicknames women """hate""". Search term: "sexist nicknames."

Quote:

TOP 20 MOST HATED PET NAMES FOR WOMEN

1. Babe
2. Sweet cheeks
3. Snookums
4. Baby doll
5. Baby girl
6. Muffin
7. Ducky
8. Baby cakes
9. Sexy pants
10. Pudding
11. Muffin
12. Angel pie
13. Pumpkin
14. Puppy
15. Sugar lips
16. Treacle
17. Baby
18. Pickle
19. Honeybun
20. Sugar pie

Well thank you, feminists, I will be careful not to memorise and make regular use of this list.

That's the best these feminists can do?

Oh, right, sub-80 IQ... My bad!


There are a few gems in there though. I can use the pet names for chicks, and deter feminists in one fowl swoop! I ought to send money to these chicks!

[natas305]

(09-17-2016 11:49 AM)Macallan Wrote:  

Any Spanish speakers able to chime in here? Besides run-of-the-mill shit like amor, querida, cariña, etc. (also correct if I'm wrong and those words aren't as cheesy in Spanish as they seem to me). Most interested in Colombian Spanish but any input is welcome.

Pretty sure it's cariño for both females/males, otherwise fuck my life for the past few months....

I also like to use: amorcita, linda, mamita and mamacita but "darling" is usually my go to. It doesn't sound as cheesy or commong as babe and they seem to understand it while feeling more exotic/unique being called a foreign name that most other local guys probably don't call them.

[LeoneVolpe]

I'm sure someone's already said it, but I don't see anything wrong with using pet names. In fact, if you're going to be spinning plates, it's probably a whole hell of a lot safer to call girls "babe" or "baby" instead of risking saying the wrong name, especially in a moment of passion -- whether it's in bed or during a disagreement. Pet names make life easier.

[DJ-Matt]

"Daddy's Little Monster" if she's into harley quinn

[Geomann180]

If I can't think of a good nickname, I just call them "Woman", or if she's petite little thing, "Little Missy".

G

[The Stronger Sex]

"Woman" works miracles, since it highlights sex duality and their own sense of feminity. Also referring to them as if they were children. Most modern women feel suffocated by the pressures of being a modern (i.e. man-like) woman and feel nostalgia for their carefree childhood. They want to feel they can let themselves go in the arms of a strong male figure. But she has to feel from the start you're worthy of talking down to them, otherwise they will only think you're a rude creep. As usual, the right kind of man can get away with things other men can't.

[angryrussian]

(10-07-2016 09:22 AM)The Stronger Sex Wrote:  

"Woman" works miracles, since it highlights sex duality and their own sense of feminity. Also referring to them as if they were children. Most modern women feel suffocated by the pressures of being a modern (i.e. man-like) woman and feel nostalgia for their carefree childhood. They want to feel they can let themselves go in the arms of a strong male figure. But she has to feel from the start you're worthy of talking down to them, otherwise they will only think you're a rude creep. As usual, the right kind of man can get away with things other men can't.

That's my preferred term. I say it in a condescending way as if I see them as children. It elevates you above them. Also, personally I am not a fan of affectionate behavior such endearing terms, but woman is perfect for me because it is only slightly affectionate.