Repped for one of the best work stories I've ever heard.
My company thinks I'm "Slimy"
Anti,
What was the reaction from the coworkers in the classroom when you said that? and when you left? Has that affected you negatively at work?
What was the reaction from the coworkers in the classroom when you said that? and when you left? Has that affected you negatively at work?
Story sounds apocryphal, but it doesn't really matter.
Imagination, initiative, and creativity matter more than truth.
Raconteur game recognized.
Imagination, initiative, and creativity matter more than truth.
Raconteur game recognized.
Quote: (05-17-2014 03:46 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:
I actually ended up banging the HR chick a few days later.
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Beyond All Seas
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
I think I did one of these or someone lectured me about it before I even heard of these forums. I say "think" because I fell asleep during the lecture.
Quote:Quote:
1. Pilot - Badass. Ass, grass, or gas. No one rides for free.
2. Her love - Badass. Throws whore woman out without apologies. I respect him.
3. Bar guy - Badass. Player.
4. Friend - Friend zoned. Hoping she would give it up to him. He should go become a pilot.
5. Women - Whore. Straight up prostitute.
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My only question is: if you're in the position to walk out of these propaganda sessions without getting sacked, why did you go in the first place?
I really don't get these sexual harassment things what is the point of commenting on a hypothetical scenario, that sounds like a fucking novel. The only way a woman can see her "love" is to become a whore for the night its probably an actual female fantasy.
Anyway this is another in the long list of reasons why the "west" is declining/losing ground to the developing world because while western companies are doing this shit, people in other parts of the world are actually going to work and actually doing what their paid to do, not listen to HR bullshit.
Anyway this is another in the long list of reasons why the "west" is declining/losing ground to the developing world because while western companies are doing this shit, people in other parts of the world are actually going to work and actually doing what their paid to do, not listen to HR bullshit.
OP what industry do you work in?
This story seems suspect....
This story seems suspect....
Sexual harassment classes are supposed to be focused on what's legal and what isn't. From what I recall last class: in US culture touching on the shoulder or arm, good. Touching on the boobs, ass, or genitals, no. Feet and legs specialized to shoe salesmen helping fit on shoes and boots. Has to be done by the hands and intential --a crowded elevator where your ass, boobs, junk or snatch get inadvertently backed into is not sexual, it's just crowded. But don't intentially grind your junk or snatch on someone in the elevator, or poke them with umbrellas or other objects. Tapping someone on the shoulder or upper arm to get their attention is not sexual harassment.
If you're in an close quarter industrial setting with limited hearing, you're going to communicate with your team in a coordinated ballet, a lot of it by touch. This is just called "working". Bunny suited teams in high tech fields like chip fabrication and biotech working in clean rooms have fewer "don't touch" zones, and patting people on the ass as a "go" signal is accepted and preferred over, say, poking then in the belly or knocking loudly on their helmet. Tapping on the arm is seldom noticed and could spill what the fuck they're doing at the moment, and you're all wearing gloves.
HR did such a bad job it got outsourced to consultants, and now this is being replaced by even lower cost web classes you can flex to your schedule where you read the scenario and then choose a, b, c, or d.
The worse one is the "safe child" training. What are the signs of child abuse. What report forms must be filed with which useless government agency. Never be alone with a child in a closed room, always have a door open or at least be visible through a window by another adult who can CYA as a witness afterwards. Truly, the future is going to be every child remotely taught through skype just to avoid all the dumb ass helicopter parent lawsuits.
If you're in an close quarter industrial setting with limited hearing, you're going to communicate with your team in a coordinated ballet, a lot of it by touch. This is just called "working". Bunny suited teams in high tech fields like chip fabrication and biotech working in clean rooms have fewer "don't touch" zones, and patting people on the ass as a "go" signal is accepted and preferred over, say, poking then in the belly or knocking loudly on their helmet. Tapping on the arm is seldom noticed and could spill what the fuck they're doing at the moment, and you're all wearing gloves.
HR did such a bad job it got outsourced to consultants, and now this is being replaced by even lower cost web classes you can flex to your schedule where you read the scenario and then choose a, b, c, or d.
The worse one is the "safe child" training. What are the signs of child abuse. What report forms must be filed with which useless government agency. Never be alone with a child in a closed room, always have a door open or at least be visible through a window by another adult who can CYA as a witness afterwards. Truly, the future is going to be every child remotely taught through skype just to avoid all the dumb ass helicopter parent lawsuits.
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
Quote: (05-18-2014 07:03 AM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:
I really don't get these sexual harassment things what is the point of commenting on a hypothetical scenario, that sounds like a fucking novel. The only way a woman can see her "love" is to become a whore for the night its probably an actual female fantasy.
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Holy shit, you're right.
The woman creates an elaborate fantasy where she gets a moral pass sleeping with a sociopathic alpha while in a relationship, because she has to do it to see her beta boyfriend. This is total romance novel territory.
The "correct" moral ranking is woman first, alpha second, beta last, because beta is always last. It isn't about morality, but female desire. Which is why OP could ditch the meeting because he was being alpha, and she wanted to sleep with him later.
All sexual harassment stuff is about ingraining the female imperative, so the woman is never wrong.
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
Quote: (05-17-2014 07:31 PM)Brodiaga Wrote:
I can't believe this shit actually happens. I also live and work in the USA, but I've never been to any meetings or training courses where sex is discussed and people are provoked to give their opinions about sex, the kind of opinions that could put their careers at risk.
If I was asked this kind of question at work, I would say that discussing sex makes me uncomfortable and is not part of my job description and leave the room. If that answer wasn't enough to make them fuck off, I would also add that to me, bringing up the subject of sex at work and asking me to give my opinion on a sex-related subject constitutes sexual harassment.
The only thing safer would be to claim that you are gay and are offended that the story is about a heterosexual relationship. You cannot relate to it all and feel like this scenario discriminates against you, then get up and leave.
This is what I don't understand and is a vulnerability to the whole sexual orientation as a victim thing. I can't abuse and advantages of being an ethnic minority as i can't just switch my skin color or where I was born but in terms of sexual choice, there is no commitment to that. People turn 'gay' after years of marriage etc so there is nothing stopping me or anyone else from claiming that they are gay for the 5 minutes that it is advantageous and then 'realizing my true feelings again' and checking a different box on a piece of paper. Any sort of 'test' or 'proof' would come across like Michael Scott and Oscar on the office.
Again, I don't know how this would at all be relevant to Anti's job.
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
Quote: (05-17-2014 03:46 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:
Here were mine:
1. Pilot - Badass. Ass, grass, or gas. No one rides for free.
2. Her love - Badass. Throws whore woman out without apologies. I respect him.
3. Bar guy - Badass. Player.
4. Friend - Friend zoned. Hoping she would give it up to him. He should go become a pilot.
5. Women - Whore. Straight up prostitute.
I think I'd have gone with a binary classification scheme - Winners vs Losers.
Losers:
Woman - Hoe ass b****
Her Love - Broke ass n****
Friend - Dumb ass n****
Pilot - Trick ass n****
Bar Guy - Captain Save a Hoe ass n****
Winners:
none
it's true. I was also read a statistic that 9 out of 10 woman are sexually assaulted. I called bullshit on that and asked for the source. I could believe that possibly 90% of woman were harassed, because apparently the definition of harassment is so broad these days, but 90% of women being sexually assaulted is ludicrous.
as far as the HR chick goes, I knew her for a bit before the class.
She texted me later that day telling me that she didn't agree with the class either, but she had to teach it that way to keep her job. I understood. We bantered back and forth via text for a bit, with her always responding immediately to my texts. Noticing that, I went out on a limb and invited her for a drink. The rest is history.
And my position is solid. This happened a bit back and I waited to see how the situation would play itself out before I posted. I did have to sit down with my boss and talk about it, once It was apparent that I wasn't condoning sexual assault and was instead in disagreement with the actual material he didn't care and had a good laugh. He's a red pill guy too, he just had to cover his ass and sitting me down checked that block for him.
as far as the HR chick goes, I knew her for a bit before the class.
She texted me later that day telling me that she didn't agree with the class either, but she had to teach it that way to keep her job. I understood. We bantered back and forth via text for a bit, with her always responding immediately to my texts. Noticing that, I went out on a limb and invited her for a drink. The rest is history.
And my position is solid. This happened a bit back and I waited to see how the situation would play itself out before I posted. I did have to sit down with my boss and talk about it, once It was apparent that I wasn't condoning sexual assault and was instead in disagreement with the actual material he didn't care and had a good laugh. He's a red pill guy too, he just had to cover his ass and sitting me down checked that block for him.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
The Original Emotional Alpha
In terms who came out with the best results, I'd go with.
1. The guy who nailed her in the bar.
2. The boyfriend for dumping her ass.
3. The friend who told her some bs about supporting her and not having to do anything in reality.
As for my losers.
4. The pilot who was stupid enough to take her after he got what he wanted. Dumb ass.
5. The whore, who would have been at number four, if she didn't tell the boyfriend what she did.
1. The guy who nailed her in the bar.
2. The boyfriend for dumping her ass.
3. The friend who told her some bs about supporting her and not having to do anything in reality.
As for my losers.
4. The pilot who was stupid enough to take her after he got what he wanted. Dumb ass.
5. The whore, who would have been at number four, if she didn't tell the boyfriend what she did.
Quote: (05-18-2014 02:18 PM)Trim Wrote:
As for my losers.
4. The pilot who was stupid enough to take her after he got what he wanted. Dumb ass.
I prefer having some morals and integrity and being true to your word. I also dont like the idea of punishing people who helped you.
Besides, if people find out you dont, you are going to find it harder to get people to get deals with in the future...
Honestly, I've always found sexual harassment rules to be rather sensible and straightforward. You hear crazy stories from the media, sure, but the policies I've seen are fairly sensible. If you run good game with plausible deniability, you should have no issues. They boil down to don't touch someone inappropriately, and don't keep asking someone out even as they keep saying nos. And don't make sexual contact a precondition for employment or promotions.
If you want to fuck a chick from work, tell her once that you're going out for a drink at X day and time, and say she's welcome to join. If she wants to fuck you, she will say yes or offer a different date. Don't do it if she's married, and don't fucking email it either. Also, she's not going to disappear like a girl at the bar, so don't try to escalate quickly if it's not natural. If she doesn't do drinks with you, back the fuck up, end of story, you still have your job and everything's fine.
One thing that does fucking bug me is the 'hostile work environment' bit - a girl can get you pimpslapped by corporate if you make a risque joke and she overhears it and has a stick up her ass.
Some American girls love to put on this purity play. They'll start by making dirty jokes from time to time, but the moment you say something remotely sexual, they'll feign offense, shock, shame, all of it. And there's really nothing you can do except avoid them. That's why I prefer to avoid most girls at work - you never know when they're going to play the prissy card, no matter how big a hoe they actually are. An American girl will love get to fucked in the ass yet she'll blanche if you so much as hint at anal sex at the office.
You'd think American girls getting more slutty would diminish this, but it actually makes it worse. Because they won't filter themselves that much, but being a hoe won't stop her summoning the corporate torquemada on your ass. And never ever ever insinuate that you would fuck her or want to - I don't even do that with non-work girls, it generally comes off as bad game for a girl you haven't fucked. Prudery, real or feigned, is just another way she can control men via fear.
When Siri came out for the iPhone, some male coworkers were dicking around with it, and one said "Siri, where is the nearest strip club?" Apparently, this woman complained to the office head, and the dudes got a slap on the wrist. No real punishment, but who wants to be around a woman like that? And this woman was no fucking nun - she had a son out of wedlock and married a different guy decades later.
Plus she could file a false rape accusation. Not that I worry about that on a daily basis, but making a girl fuck you to do her a favor - already dicey territory in our legal environment - and then WELSHING on her, well that's fucking stupid son.
What about ours![[Image: wink.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/wink.gif)
? Shhhhhh though...
If you want to fuck a chick from work, tell her once that you're going out for a drink at X day and time, and say she's welcome to join. If she wants to fuck you, she will say yes or offer a different date. Don't do it if she's married, and don't fucking email it either. Also, she's not going to disappear like a girl at the bar, so don't try to escalate quickly if it's not natural. If she doesn't do drinks with you, back the fuck up, end of story, you still have your job and everything's fine.
One thing that does fucking bug me is the 'hostile work environment' bit - a girl can get you pimpslapped by corporate if you make a risque joke and she overhears it and has a stick up her ass.
Some American girls love to put on this purity play. They'll start by making dirty jokes from time to time, but the moment you say something remotely sexual, they'll feign offense, shock, shame, all of it. And there's really nothing you can do except avoid them. That's why I prefer to avoid most girls at work - you never know when they're going to play the prissy card, no matter how big a hoe they actually are. An American girl will love get to fucked in the ass yet she'll blanche if you so much as hint at anal sex at the office.
You'd think American girls getting more slutty would diminish this, but it actually makes it worse. Because they won't filter themselves that much, but being a hoe won't stop her summoning the corporate torquemada on your ass. And never ever ever insinuate that you would fuck her or want to - I don't even do that with non-work girls, it generally comes off as bad game for a girl you haven't fucked. Prudery, real or feigned, is just another way she can control men via fear.
When Siri came out for the iPhone, some male coworkers were dicking around with it, and one said "Siri, where is the nearest strip club?" Apparently, this woman complained to the office head, and the dudes got a slap on the wrist. No real punishment, but who wants to be around a woman like that? And this woman was no fucking nun - she had a son out of wedlock and married a different guy decades later.
Quote: (05-18-2014 03:47 PM)cooledcannon Wrote:
Quote: (05-18-2014 02:18 PM)Trim Wrote:
As for my losers.
4. The pilot who was stupid enough to take her after he got what he wanted. Dumb ass.
I prefer having some morals and integrity and being true to your word. I also dont like the idea of punishing people who helped you.
Besides, if people find out you dont, you are going to find it harder to get people to get deals with in the future...
Plus she could file a false rape accusation. Not that I worry about that on a daily basis, but making a girl fuck you to do her a favor - already dicey territory in our legal environment - and then WELSHING on her, well that's fucking stupid son.
Quote: (05-17-2014 11:14 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:
Repped for one of the best work stories I've ever heard.
What about ours
? Shhhhhh though...
Quote: (05-18-2014 04:35 PM)Basil Ransom Wrote:
One thing that does fucking bug me is the 'hostile work environment' bit - a girl can get you pimpslapped by corporate if you make a risque joke and she overhears it and has a stick up her ass.
My thoughts exactly.
My grandfather always told me it was only sexual harassment if your ugly. Otherwise its called flirting. Run standard indirect game and not grope anyone, you should be good.
But you nailed it with the hostile work environment. Whatever you say, no matter how minuscule, will get you in hot water if a female gets offended for any reason whatsoever. You don't even have to say it, you can be talking to a guy that says something, and you will be looped into the problem based on association.
I work in a pretty red pill industry, and I can already see this stuff getting slowly out of hand over the past few years. I can online imagine what goes on in a typical corporate type environment.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
The Original Emotional Alpha
Quote: (05-18-2014 05:00 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:
My grandfather always told me it was only sexual harassment if your ugly. Otherwise its called flirting.
Reminds me of this Saturday Night Live skit:
https://www.cloudy.ec/v/09b18e827769e
Take care of those titties for me.
Quote: (05-18-2014 05:00 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:
Quote: (05-18-2014 04:35 PM)Basil Ransom Wrote:
One thing that does fucking bug me is the 'hostile work environment' bit - a girl can get you pimpslapped by corporate if you make a risque joke and she overhears it and has a stick up her ass.
My thoughts exactly.
My grandfather always told me it was only sexual harassment if your ugly. Otherwise its called flirting. Run standard indirect game and not grope anyone, you should be good.
But you nailed it with the hostile work environment. Whatever you say, no matter how minuscule, will get you in hot water if a female gets offended for any reason whatsoever. You don't even have to say it, you can be talking to a guy that says something, and you will be looped into the problem based on association.
I work in a pretty red pill industry, and I can already see this stuff getting slowly out of hand over the past few years. I can online imagine what goes on in a typical corporate type environment.
I had a friend working in oil - it wasn't even the derricks or anything, just broker types in a metropolitan American office. Dude is not red pill really, but he said the boss hired a woman once, some drama ensued and they now have an explicit policy against hiring women lol.
But besides the hostile work environment part, it's not hard to game girls. Run 'cool guy game' ( http://www.rooshv.com/16-different-types-of-game ), a little non-sexual teasing and then let her invite herself to your outing for drinks. That is very much allowed by any sexual harassment guidelines I've seen. Just don't repeatedly invite her out if she refuses.
Quote: (05-18-2014 03:47 PM)cooledcannon Wrote:
Quote: (05-18-2014 02:18 PM)Trim Wrote:
As for my losers.
4. The pilot who was stupid enough to take her after he got what he wanted. Dumb ass.
I prefer having some morals and integrity and being true to your word. I also dont like the idea of punishing people who helped you.
Besides, if people find out you dont, you are going to find it harder to get people to get deals with in the future...
What can she say to people? "Hey, I fucked this guy for a free flight and he didn't come up with the goods after?" The potential false rape accusation is far more worrying to me. Best you don't agree to it.
Quote: (05-17-2014 07:31 PM)Brodiaga Wrote:
I can't believe this shit actually happens. I also live and work in the USA, but I've never been to any meetings or training courses where sex is discussed and people are provoked to give their opinions about sex, the kind of opinions that could put their careers at risk.
If I was asked this kind of question at work, I would say that discussing sex makes me uncomfortable and is not part of my job description and leave the room. If that answer wasn't enough to make them fuck off, I would also add that to me, bringing up the subject of sex at work and asking me to give my opinion on a sex-related subject constitutes sexual harassment.
^^^ This, though as someone else mentioned, it might be necessary to up the ante and pull a "gay" card if someone calls your bluff.
If this story is not apocryphal, then indeed, WTF was the fictional scenario about the woman and the pilot about? Taken at face value, it's a load of BS, and how dare they! Yet that's precisely the point. It's a shit test. Most people will keep their heads down and shut up. Idiots will speak out and get themselves in the shit. This kind of thing is like a honey trap to a whole segment omega men. They don't realise that the point of sexual harassment seminars has nothing to do with "truth". Everyone else is socially savvy enough to realise that it's a shit test.
A small segment of people will be alpha/ballsy enough to pull of what the OP did. It's obviously a high risk strategy. Yet I think there's something going on there too.
I posit that this whole HR industry is a massive fishing expedition for HR sluts, as evidenced by the outcome of this story. On the one hand, as I outlined above, they're fishing for omegas to out themselves. Yet they're also fishing for alpha cock. Taken from the point of view of an HR slut, this is an extremely rational ego boosting strategy. Either way, they get validation and power from men. Weak men cower in fear or out themselves as creepy dweebs. Strong men give them a different kind of "seminar". Win-win for pre-wall, pre-cat, carousel woman. Of course, after that, things go south in a big way, but in the meantime, who wouldn't consider it a dream job getting to do what you love and getting paid for it? (In this case, stepping on omegas and riding alphas.)
Quote: (05-17-2014 04:13 PM)Albertron Wrote:
I was talking to my sister-in-law about her kids, specifically her daughter whose 4 years old. Says she'll make her independent and 'raise her as a bitch so that no man will walk all over her'.
I was at a pub last night with 2 friends in their mid 40s. They raise their daughters the same way.
I don't think any Fathers in America teach their daughters they should someday surrender themselves completely to a man.
This is a problem.
Quote: (05-17-2014 07:31 PM)Brodiaga Wrote:
I can't believe this shit actually happens. I also live and work in the USA, but I've never been to any meetings or training courses where sex is discussed and people are provoked to give their opinions about sex, the kind of opinions that could put their careers at risk.
If I was asked this kind of question at work, I would say that discussing sex makes me uncomfortable and is not part of my job description and leave the room. If that answer wasn't enough to make them fuck off, I would also add that to me, bringing up the subject of sex at work and asking me to give my opinion on a sex-related subject constitutes sexual harassment.
Yea, that's crazy. But sexual harassment is really what it is. Funny shit is who do you go complain to? The HR Department who sponsored this "sensitivity training," with a sexual driver at it's core? Someone in the executive chain? The whole damn company should be reported for even having a meeting like this IMO.
Quote: (05-18-2014 10:36 PM)Onto Wrote:Yes, it's a testament prophetizing the future of this nation. Clearly the man's role should be to raise his daughters to be moral, somewhat picky, but not bitchy, in someday picking a good man.
Quote: (05-17-2014 04:13 PM)Albertron Wrote:
I was talking to my sister-in-law about her kids, specifically her daughter whose 4 years old. Says she'll make her independent and 'raise her as a bitch so that no man will walk all over her'.
I was at a pub last night with 2 friends in their mid 40s. They raise their daughters the same way.
I don't think any Fathers in America teach their daughters they should someday surrender themselves completely to a man.
This is a problem.
But even if the father is doing his part, to polish off the daughter with a mom intentionally raising her daughters as little lifer cunts, these kids are going to be next-gen's garbage, that aren't even worth young buck's time. They will be unleadable by men, buy stock in Meow Mix now.
I used to work in a government job in UK a couple of years ago. We had a diversity training class. It was run by a short haired dyke who said she found the word “lady” offensive.
She said in class that the local council encourages diversity and has Asian, Black and even Irish associations. I asked her why there wasn’t a white association. (I’m not white BTW, I was just trolling her). She said that’s a complicated question and she’ll answer to me in person after the class.
She also said that different communities may not get along with each other because of ignorance. She said that one community may have stereotypical views of the other, and that if they took the trouble to learn more about each other they would get along fine. I then asked her why some communities who know everything about each other and live side by side still hate each other, like Hindus and Muslims in India. (I was not trolling this time). Again, she said that’s a complicated question and she’ll answer to me in person after the class.
Guess what happened when class ended? The bitch left the room before anybody had the opportunity to talk to her.
She said in class that the local council encourages diversity and has Asian, Black and even Irish associations. I asked her why there wasn’t a white association. (I’m not white BTW, I was just trolling her). She said that’s a complicated question and she’ll answer to me in person after the class.
She also said that different communities may not get along with each other because of ignorance. She said that one community may have stereotypical views of the other, and that if they took the trouble to learn more about each other they would get along fine. I then asked her why some communities who know everything about each other and live side by side still hate each other, like Hindus and Muslims in India. (I was not trolling this time). Again, she said that’s a complicated question and she’ll answer to me in person after the class.
Guess what happened when class ended? The bitch left the room before anybody had the opportunity to talk to her.
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