[vinman]

It's not a phobia, but I can't stand to have my blinds open and people outside my house being able to see in. I can fuck a chick at her place in a high rise with the lights on and blinds open, but It's intolerable at my home. I've banged broads on their own balconies at night. But if I can see out of my windows at home I feel uneasy. Maybe it's a vulnerability thing. Weird.....

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-17-2014 08:40 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

I used to kill one cockroach a day in my apartment there ON AVERAGE. One time I killed about 7 in one day.

I don't anticipate anyone on RVF being receptive to this, but have you considered getting a cat? My cat goes around this business with Terminator-like efficiency. Spiders, cockroaches, centipedes, even flying critters like wasps and moths, whatever pest you can think of, they just DIE the moment they enter my apartment.

[Cattle Rustler]

I'm afraid of snakes and of pictures of the ocean.

[TigerMandingo]

The fear of being heard while shitting in a public bathroom

[Foolsgo1d]

I dont have any phobia's that I know of. Spiders just irritate me and vertigo-like heights just induce a primitive response on ladders or scaffolding.

[Beyond Borders]

(05-17-2014 08:29 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

I'm afraid a bitch will bite my dick off when I'm fucking her face.

haha That thought went through my mind earlier this morning. Discomforting, to say the least.

[MidniteSpecial]

I fear getting a paper cut on the head of my penis.

[The Beast1]

I don't like unrestricted heights. I have dreams of being pushed off of a roof for some reason.

Come to think of it, I also don't like stryofoam.

[LaCobra]

(05-17-2014 09:09 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(05-17-2014 08:40 AM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  

I used to kill one cockroach a day in my apartment there ON AVERAGE. One time I killed about 7 in one day.

I don't anticipate anyone on RVF being receptive to this, but have you considered getting a cat? My cat goes around this business with Terminator-like efficiency. Spiders, cockroaches, centipedes, even flying critters like wasps and moths, whatever pest you can think of, they just DIE the moment they enter my apartment.

And they are fun to watch too, the way the move while hunting is amazing.

Last year i had both a cat and a dog, and they were the perfect vermin catching team.

[speakeasy]

(05-17-2014 01:33 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I fear getting a paper cut on the head of my penis.

Unless you stick your cock in a magazine how would that even happen?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-17-2014 02:26 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(05-17-2014 01:33 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I fear getting a paper cut on the head of my penis.

Unless you stick your cock in a magazine how would that even happen?

Yeah, that really makes no sense unless you're using your copy of Hustler as a made-up Fleshlig...

[SheriffBart]

(05-17-2014 08:56 AM)LaCobra Wrote:  

This kind of puppet makes me sick.


Literally. I was eating once at a friends house, and his fucking wife brought one of those out (it was from her childhood so it had plenty of dirt on the horrid plastic hair) and i had to step outside so i would not puke the whole table.

Mr. Marbles...?


I have oneitisphobia. I've done it so much over the years that the idea of letting some broad in my head gives me the dry heaves.

[turkishcandy]

(05-17-2014 01:33 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I fear getting a paper cut on the head of my penis.

I'm curious, what is the story behind this? Are you only afraid of paper cut on your penis (paper-penis-cut?) and not of scissors or teeth or dry pussies ?

[Jura]

Flying.
I'm well aware of the stats but I can't help it. I've never been able to sleep during an overnight flight and the tiniest turbulence bump makes jump out of my seat. Fortunately a few of these babies usually does the trick to calm me down.

[speakeasy]

(05-17-2014 03:28 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Arachnophobia, definitely:

I'm not an arachnophobe per se. I don't like spiders at all and stay away from them but I don't have any abnormal fear of them for the most part, not even tarantulas...

However, one spider is frequently reoccurs in my nightmares. The black widow spider freaks me the fuck out. For those of you outside N. America, it's the most venomous spider in this part of the world. Usually won't kill an adult but it can seriously fuck you up. I have nightmares at least several times a year about being stuck in a room with black widows crawling around everywhere. Black widows are my boogiemen.



I used to also be absolutely terrified of potato bugs. Also limited to N. America. Freakiest fucking thing you'll ever see. The first time I ever saw one I was age 9 or so and I thought it was some sort of extraterrestrial bug of science experiment gone wrong. After repeated exposure to them while hiking they don't freak me out as much as they used to.

[Remington]

(05-17-2014 08:56 AM)LaCobra Wrote:  

This kind of puppet makes me sick.


Literally. I was eating once at a friends house, and his fucking wife brought one of those out (it was from her childhood so it had plenty of dirt on the horrid plastic hair) and i had to step outside so i would not puke the whole table.

That is also something I am terrified of seeing. Ventriloquist dolls scare the shit out of me. I absolutely hate the SAW doll.

[Veloce]

(05-17-2014 01:33 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I fear getting a paper cut on the head of my penis.

This made my toes curl just thinking about it.

The only real phobia I have is of snails. I know that sounds ridiculous.

I'll eat em too, no problem, though I'm not really sold on escargots. But seeing them alive in their shells...I'll walk way the fuck around them to avoid even the remote chance of stepping on one. I can't even think about stepping on a snail without shivers going down my spine and getting instantly sick to my stomach.

[Sailor]

(05-17-2014 04:51 AM)turkishcandy Wrote:  

Does homophobia count?

How does it work? you see two (hot) girls making out and run away scared?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Remington Wrote:

That is also something I am terrified of seeing. Ventriloquist dolls scare the shit out of me. I absolutely hate the SAW doll.

Make sure that you never watch the movie "Dead Silence".

[LaCobra]

(05-19-2014 07:46 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Remington Wrote:

That is also something I am terrified of seeing. Ventriloquist dolls scare the shit out of me. I absolutely hate the SAW doll.

Make sure that you never watch the movie "Dead Silence".

Guess what i just did, i couldnt help it.

Sometimes i wonder what drives us to do this kind of shit, like staring at things you are disgusted by or scared of.

[Snowplow]

I have menophobia. The fear of menstruation, not me randomly getting it but the thought of seeing it or banging a girl on it. Just overhearing the talk of it, I used to gag. Slowly I'm starting get over it but still makes me uneasy.

The one thing I absolutely despise is crowds! Its not so much a fear since I can be in them and interact somewhat calmly. But its the fact that most people are fucking idiots and don't pay attention. I guess its the heard mentality of the crowd that gets under my skin.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(05-19-2014 10:46 AM)LaCobra Wrote:  

(05-19-2014 07:46 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Remington Wrote:

That is also something I am terrified of seeing. Ventriloquist dolls scare the shit out of me. I absolutely hate the SAW doll.

Make sure that you never watch the movie "Dead Silence".

Guess what i just did, i couldnt help it.

Sometimes i wonder what drives us to do this kind of shit, like staring at things you are disgusted by or scared of.

Shit, I didn't mean to drive anyone into facing their fears! But you're still alive and (hopefully) mentally stable, so...

[Collide]

I have a fear of swimming in lakes or oceans. I don't like the idea that I cant see what surrounds me. There could be a shark or something just feet below me and I wouldn't know it.

I also have an irrational fear of "creepy crawlies" such as spiders, centipedes and cockroaches. I would rather be in a room with a tiger or bear than with a spider. I used to go camping every summer as a kid. I've had two close encounters with bears that didn't bother me at all. But a spider? Fuck that.

[speakeasy]

(05-19-2014 11:48 AM)Collide Wrote:  

I have a fear of swimming in lakes or oceans. I don't like the idea that I cant see what surrounds me. There could be a shark or something just feet below me and I wouldn't know it.

I also have an irrational fear of "creepy crawlies" such as spiders, centipedes and cockroaches. I would rather be in a room with a tiger or bear than with a spider. I used to go camping every summer as a kid. I've had two close encounters with bears that didn't bother me at all. But a spider? Fuck that.

What's funny about that is that when you encounter a bear in the woods, they typically run off, assuming you aren't threatening their cubs. It's strange to me that these powerful beasts that could rip up to shreds without breaking a sweat would be afraid of us. And on our end, here we have humans running for their lives if they see a tarantula, even though we're magnitudes bigger and could kill it with the ease that a bear could kill us.

[WanderingSoul]

I don't like swimming in bodies of water where I can't see the bottom either. I swear there's fucking sea monsters down there. Gives me creeps.