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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

I had a funny exchange with a girl on OKC today... I swear that site gets more femdyke'd and tranny infested every time I make an account.

So she mentioned shes going to a certain venue tonight when I asked what she was up to

Me: What's the event

Her: Jewel

Me: She hasn't killed herself yet?

Her: Interesting response

Her: Obviously not, and she's making more money than you

Her: And would probably get more pussy than you if she wanted it

Me: I'll contest the second point

Her: Well you can add this one to the list that you'll never see [Image: wink.gif]

Me: That makes two of you

Her: Ha! Good for you. Bein' an unnecessary dickhole benefits no one. Did ya vote for Trump? Seems like he's right up your alley.

Me: Yeah I made america great again. You seem like a Bernie burnout . The bums will always lose , condolences

Her: We'll see, won't we?

Me: We already saw


Feminists are just chicks who let their frontal lobes get too much in the way of their hindbrains. If this chick were anywhere near normal, or if we lived in a sane society, this type of conversation would never go like this, and these chicks would be tolerable. But we don't, and they're not.

"Does PUA say that I just need to get to f-close base first here and some weird chemicals will be released in her brain to make her a better person?"
-Wonitis
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

I'm getting a handful of fake profiles that massage me out of the blue with opening lines like.

"Hey hey. [Image: smile.gif]"

"Hey there...[Image: wink.gif]"

I signed up to OKC like two months ago and within about three weeks I was placed among the special OKC people. Since then I keep getting messages from profiles that clearly must be fake with very short profiles and a picture that is sometimes too hot. Just yesterday as soon as logged in I got three messages from different women within the same minute, I'm like what the hell. Did I become Ryan Gosling over night or something? What's funny though is that I haven't cared to do much on the site as of yet, I currently have other priorities.

When I called out one of the hotties and told them that I thought their profile was fake. They wanted me to move onto snapchat where supposedly they would show me more pictures of themselves. I have never used snapchat so I left it there.

Are any of you guys experiencing this right now on OKC? Perhaps it will continue to get worse, filling up with trolls or fatties.

Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:

-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

And now they are openly promoting Planned parenthood.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

To those wondering if you've been shadow banned

If you go to your profile and there's no boost button, you've been shadow banned

Any messages you send will not go through.

valhalla
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

I just read the most bitter profile I've ever seen on okc and have to share it, made me chuckle at the thought that guys actually message this woman (physically a 5 at best) after reading this:

'My self-summary

Super harsh, mean, and also super critical, if you don't like that, just don't message me and ask me some idiot questions like 'why are you so negative?' I can give you the stupid answer now--it's not your business!
You cam easily find a bunch of positive, outgoing, and animal-loving girls online who might keen to have sex with you, so why bother waste my time to read your crap message?
I hate chance seekers who think I would eventually hookup with them, I won't.
I also hate smokers and idiots.
Trust me, block you idiots is the least thing could ever bothers me.

I'm a Taiwanese girl with 1 year Working Holiday Visa here in Australia since this May 1st.
I'm not studying here, and can't find any proper or decent job here, so don't bother ask me both of them.

And no, I don't enjoy this country because it's hard for me to make a living here.
Back in Taiwan I got decent jobs, I'm well educated and I'm respected as both human and woman.
But in here, I'm an Asian girl with working holiday visa and be treated as a secondary-actually worse than secondary- race here. I'm considered to be the lowest-deck labor worker and should not able to speak English at all.
If you don't think Australian have a race issue and can't imagine what I've been through here, mostly because you're either local or English speaker, westerner, white, or male.

Not an animal person, so I'd never like your pet.

Not outgoing and not a drinker, don't even workout. So don't ask me if I'd like to have a alcoholic drink with you, the answer is no.
But still I enjoy outdoor activities, don't get it wrong, just not obsessed to outdoor activities.

Looking for someone who can have a nice conversation with. When I say nice, it means deep and meaningful topics and thoughts, something intense and intellectual, not hello how are you how's your day going. Greeting is never wrong, just don't keep asking me of that, it's just annoying.
Concern about heavy issues in the world (except animal rights. :-P), so if you want to pick something up, try that way.

The only sport I'm interested in is football, REAL football, don't call it soccer please.

BTW, once we match, I prefer guys send me message first.


You should message me if

I claimed, no hook-up and hate chance seekers, so if you're after sex, just leave me alone, don't make me block you.
No such a thing called 'casual relationship' in my dictionary, so if you're looking for someone to play with, don't waste my time.
If you're after any kind of religion, sorry for I can't respect that, just go for someone else who may shares your value but me.
And other information are basically all contained in my profile, so any idiot who ever ask about my nationality or anything that I once mentioned, I would block you immediately.
Just don't be an idiot or an ass, I don't think it's that difficult.
And don't ask me for my contact, you can leave me your number or other contact information, but I don't give strangers my number.
About if I like Australia and the life here, the answer is no, so you can skip this question too.'
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

OKC banned me several times. Stopped using it about 1 1/2 years back.

All it takes is 1 girl to report you, I feel, as I have been pretty conservative in my messaging.

Women hold all the power on that site, and they're entitled. No thanks.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (09-16-2017 05:58 AM)Valhalla Wrote:  

To those wondering if you've been shadow banned

If you go to your profile and there's no boost button, you've been shadow banned

Any messages you send will not go through.

Is sending too many messages the reason they would shadow ban someone and for how long?

Quote: (09-20-2017 01:10 PM)NY Digital Wrote:  

OKC banned me several times. Stopped using it about 1 1/2 years back.

All it takes is 1 girl to report you, I feel, as I have been pretty conservative in my messaging.

Women hold all the power on that site, and they're entitled. No thanks.

That sucks, I guess all it takes is one bad message or date and a vindictive cunt kills your profile. Will changing IP address and email allow you to get back up and running?

Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:

-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

OKC has really gone down hill in regards to quality women. It's unfortunate because it used to be a pretty good source a few years ago when I wrote a mini data sheet on it. As of right now, here is how I rank online dating apps for my area:

Tie 1: Hinge
Tie 1: Bumble
3: Tinder
4: 50 feet of crap
5: POF
6: OKC

OKC has now been over run with a bunch of entitled lard asses. I deleted my app because it was a complete waste of time.

Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.

OKC Data Sheet
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I've still been doing fairly well with Match.com, and definitely need to put together a datasheet, but a big issue with this site - at least in my area - is that it's often like touring a nursing home. And still, there just plain ain't that much goin' on. Jesus.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (09-29-2017 07:22 AM)Remington Wrote:  

OKC has really gone down hill in regards to quality women. It's unfortunate because it used to be a pretty good source a few years ago when I wrote a mini data sheet on it. As of right now, here is how I rank online dating apps for my area:

Tie 1: Hinge
Tie 1: Bumble
3: Tinder
4: 50 feet of crap
5: POF
6: OKC

OKC has now been over run with a bunch of entitled lard asses. I deleted my app because it was a complete waste of time.

That sucks major balls, specially since I just started trying the online game a few months ago. I tried Match but got my profile deleted for no reason. I was simply getting things setup with nothing vulgar and never even got to message anyone. Weird! So I moved to OKcupid and I think my profile is good, but my photos obviously need work (I just put what I had at the time, but according to OKC I'm attractive, lol). I get random messages from women but they appear to be fakers.

Oh well, perhaps I should look into the Instagram game and build DHV and also get a cute puppy.

Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:

-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

Quote: (09-30-2017 12:59 AM)Cumlluminates Wrote:  

Quote: (09-29-2017 07:22 AM)Remington Wrote:  

OKC has really gone down hill in regards to quality women. It's unfortunate because it used to be a pretty good source a few years ago when I wrote a mini data sheet on it. As of right now, here is how I rank online dating apps for my area:

Tie 1: Hinge
Tie 1: Bumble
3: Tinder
4: 50 feet of crap
5: POF
6: OKC

OKC has now been over run with a bunch of entitled lard asses. I deleted my app because it was a complete waste of time.

That sucks major balls, specially since I just started trying the online game a few months ago. I tried Match but got my profile deleted for no reason. I was simply getting things setup with nothing vulgar and never even got to message anyone. Weird! So I moved to OKcupid and I think my profile is good, but my photos obviously need work (I just put what I had at the time, but according to OKC I'm attractive, lol). I get random messages from women but they appear to be fakers.

Oh well, perhaps I should look into the Instagram game and build DHV and also get a cute puppy.

Why bother? Invest your time outside of online by attending selected events that match your interests. Time is man's most valuable resource. Use it by not wasting time on these useless dating apps built around extracting time and resources from men to satiate the unchecked wants from today's women.
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Quote: (09-20-2017 07:32 AM)Ouroboros Wrote:  

I just read the most bitter profile I've ever seen on okc and have to share it, made me chuckle at the thought that guys actually message this woman (physically a 5 at best) after reading this:
'My self-summary
Super harsh, mean, and also super critical, if you don't like that, just don't message me and ask me some idiot questions like 'why are you so negative?' I can give you the stupid answer now--it's not your business!
You cam easily find a bunch of positive, outgoing, and animal-loving girls online who might keen to have sex with you, so why bother waste my time to read your crap message?
I hate chance seekers who think I would eventually hookup with them, I won't.
I also hate smokers and idiots.
Trust me, block you idiots is the least thing could ever bothers me.
I'm a Taiwanese girl with 1 year Working Holiday Visa here in Australia since this May 1st.
I'm not studying here, and can't find any proper or decent job here, so don't bother ask me both of them.
And no, I don't enjoy this country because it's hard for me to make a living here.
Back in Taiwan I got decent jobs, I'm well educated and I'm respected as both human and woman.
But in here, I'm an Asian girl with working holiday visa and be treated as a secondary-actually worse than secondary- race here. I'm considered to be the lowest-deck labor worker and should not able to speak English at all.
If you don't think Australian have a race issue and can't imagine what I've been through here, mostly because you're either local or English speaker, westerner, white, or male.
Not an animal person, so I'd never like your pet.
Not outgoing and not a drinker, don't even workout. So don't ask me if I'd like to have a alcoholic drink with you, the answer is no.
But still I enjoy outdoor activities, don't get it wrong, just not obsessed to outdoor activities.
Looking for someone who can have a nice conversation with. When I say nice, it means deep and meaningful topics and thoughts, something intense and intellectual, not hello how are you how's your day going. Greeting is never wrong, just don't keep asking me of that, it's just annoying.
Concern about heavy issues in the world (except animal rights. :-P), so if you want to pick something up, try that way.
The only sport I'm interested in is football, REAL football, don't call it soccer please.
BTW, once we match, I prefer guys send me message first.
You should message me if
I claimed, no hook-up and hate chance seekers, so if you're after sex, just leave me alone, don't make me block you.
No such a thing called 'casual relationship' in my dictionary, so if you're looking for someone to play with, don't waste my time.
If you're after any kind of religion, sorry for I can't respect that, just go for someone else who may shares your value but me.
And other information are basically all contained in my profile, so any idiot who ever ask about my nationality or anything that I once mentioned, I would block you immediately.
Just don't be an idiot or an ass, I don't think it's that difficult.
And don't ask me for my contact, you can leave me your number or other contact information, but I don't give strangers my number.
About if I like Australia and the life here, the answer is no, so you can skip this question too.'

Was she hot?

Here is the thing with women who are bitter, feminist, SJW... ect. They put up these bitch shields to push guys like you away. They are very used to dating Beta geeks that give them a sense of control. I read this stuff and think... "Challenge Accepted!"

Earlier this year I nailed this girl that actually worked for Bernie Sanders. I had to do some pretending, but it was more than worth it I think for both of us. We went at it in a hotel room after dinner for nearly 5 hours. A few days later we had a discussion about it on Skype. She said nobody has ever fucked her like that before. She claimed I was like a hungry animal, and that guys usually do her "princess style". She said I was a bit too aggressive in bed, but the next week she drove 4 hours to my house so she could get some more before I left on a flight.

My point is this... don't cockblock yourself because her profile seems bitchy. These are the freakiest women around in my experience! If she is hot... then game on!
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As far as WTF interactions go, I had one last night that was...disturbing.

Some woman who lists Russia/Ukraine in her background who posts a grainy photo has a profile littered with text-speak (u r type stuff) and who goes off on a tear about how she is seeking a "1%er" who is her intellectual equal. Only 1%ers will do! No real profile pic, just the grainiest webcam style screencap of what looks like a room holding a seminar.

So the first thing she does is ask me how smart I think I am. I must have passed that shit-test because the very next thing she asks is "wanna talk?"

Now, my scam-meter is going into overdrive, so I start to call bullshit on her technique. It's late Saturday night and I'm getting a full-court-press from something like this? I'm thinking if this is a real person her intention is to trap a "1%er" and cut him up into little pieces.

As I stall and ask to get to know her better in text, she says she "has no time". No time for what? Is she going to turn back into a Pumpkin after midnight?

I don't know what that was, but I am pretty sure if I looked like Brad Pitt I would not be getting them.
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wtf is this latest update? You now have to like them before messaging, what's even the point of that?
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Quote: (10-14-2017 11:32 AM)Heart Break Kid Wrote:  

wtf is this latest update? You now have to like them before messaging, what's even the point of that?

Like and comment on an individual photo, then.
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Quote: (10-07-2017 01:39 PM)EndsExpect Wrote:  

Quote: (09-20-2017 07:32 AM)Ouroboros Wrote:  

I just read the most bitter profile I've ever seen on okc and have to share it, made me chuckle at the thought that guys actually message this woman (physically a 5 at best) after reading this:

Was she hot?

Here is the thing with women who are bitter, feminist, SJW... ect. They put up these bitch shields to push guys like you away. They are very used to dating Beta geeks that give them a sense of control. I read this stuff and think... "Challenge Accepted!"

Earlier this year I nailed this girl that actually worked for Bernie Sanders. I had to do some pretending, but it was more than worth it I think for both of us. We went at it in a hotel room after dinner for nearly 5 hours. A few days later we had a discussion about it on Skype. She said nobody has ever fucked her like that before. She claimed I was like a hungry animal, and that guys usually do her "princess style". She said I was a bit too aggressive in bed, but the next week she drove 4 hours to my house so she could get some more before I left on a flight.

My point is this... don't cockblock yourself because her profile seems bitchy. These are the freakiest women around in my experience! If she is hot... then game on!

Nope, as I said, a 5 at best.
I agree with you in principle of course. WB a bitchy girl if she's hot.
But this girl wasn't, and the fact that she obviously gets a lot of messages despite being (to put it harshly but accurately) an ugly bitch, is just testament to the extreme levels of male thirst in my city, and another example of how shit okc is becoming/has become.
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I sometimes read the Q&As at the bottom of the girls' profiles. The sex category obviously interests me the most. Do you guys pay much attention to this or simply take it as a pinch of salt?

For example if the answer to 'How many dates would you consider going out on before you have sex?' was 6- would you still be interested in the girl?
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Quote: (10-15-2017 09:34 PM)mrganteng Wrote:  

I sometimes read the Q&As at the bottom of the girls' profiles. The sex category obviously interests me the most. Do you guys pay much attention to this or simply take it as a pinch of salt?
For example if the answer to 'How many dates would you consider going out on before you have sex?' was 6- would you still be interested in the girl?

Let me translate. "I'm going to say 6 dates because most women say 3 and I don't want to look like a slut up front"

I've had a woman tell me she absolutely never ever does anything unless it's been 2 months... and I had her on a bed naked on the first date.
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Quote: (10-15-2017 09:34 PM)mrganteng Wrote:  

I sometimes read the Q&As at the bottom of the girls' profiles. The sex category obviously interests me the most. Do you guys pay much attention to this or simply take it as a pinch of salt?

For example if the answer to 'How many dates would you consider going out on before you have sex?' was 6- would you still be interested in the girl?

Yep I've banged a girl on the first date when she said 6 dates on her profile...Conversely, it's rare for a girl who writes that she's looking for a hookup to even respond to my messages.
Just don't make any assumptions based on what they write, as we all know girls are frightfully dishonest about these things.
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Quote: (10-15-2017 09:34 PM)mrganteng Wrote:  

I sometimes read the Q&As at the bottom of the girls' profiles. The sex category obviously interests me the most. Do you guys pay much attention to this or simply take it as a pinch of salt?

Hell yeah. That's the main attraction of OK Cupid vs. other sites. I have not found that it leads to better conversions, though. Part of this might have to do with the fundamental problem with matching through similarity. For instance, I like a lot of geeky or cerebral things. But geeky chicks and over-educated academics rarely pass the boner-test. When I find a near-100% match and we start chatting I am just not that enthused because she's kind of straddling a 4-5. I've got one who chatted me up on Friday and I'm sure she's a nice person but I'm just indifferent about her despite the match percentage.
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Quote: (09-06-2017 04:28 AM)Cumlluminates Wrote:  

I'm getting a handful of fake profiles that massage me out of the blue with opening lines like.

"Hey hey. [Image: smile.gif]"

"Hey there...[Image: wink.gif]"

I signed up to OKC like two months ago and within about three weeks I was placed among the special OKC people. Since then I keep getting messages from profiles that clearly must be fake with very short profiles and a picture that is sometimes too hot. Just yesterday as soon as logged in I got three messages from different women within the same minute, I'm like what the hell. Did I become Ryan Gosling over night or something? What's funny though is that I haven't cared to do much on the site as of yet, I currently have other priorities.

When I called out one of the hotties and told them that I thought their profile was fake. They wanted me to move onto snapchat where supposedly they would show me more pictures of themselves. I have never used snapchat so I left it there.

Are any of you guys experiencing this right now on OKC? Perhaps it will continue to get worse, filling up with trolls or fatties.

I wouldn't recommend online dating for older guys or younger guys.

It's a cesspool of trannies, catfish, bots, prostitutes, crazy women, and women who look significantly worse than their photos (this is the most common issue).

There's also the fact you're sitting in your room staring at a screen. You're not connecting with anyone, you're not building any confidence, and you're not getting outside your comfort zone.

Online dating makes you WORSE with women.
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So, you're just copy and pasting this message in multiple threads..

I am the cock carousel
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Quote: (10-14-2017 11:32 AM)Heart Break Kid Wrote:  

wtf is this latest update? You now have to like them before messaging, what's even the point of that?

Now I guess OkCupid went all out with its latest update. It will now also require the person you message to find you within the “DoubleTake” feature and then they must “Like” you back in order to view your message(s). In other words mutual “Likes” to view any messages.

This will surely protect the little ladies from the evil men, I mean message spammers. This requirement might not be implemented for all just yet but it will.

Welcome to Tinder II.

Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:

-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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Well, hell, I suppose I could give a fuck, if weren't for the fact I've long-since been quad-banned. Gentlemen, let us at last bow out of OKC indefinitely.
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How to get laid on okcupid like a boss

OK that makes some sense. I guess they want guys to quit their site in droves to even out the numbers. It worked.

Okc was once the top site for online dating and getting bangs. Not anymore
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