[runsonmagic]

As one forum member's signature reads: GAME IS JUST TROLLING WOMEN.

This post in Rooshv's back in the USA thread on why women go to bars just to reject men got me thinking:

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It's obvious isn't it? They are there to blow out guys! It makes them feel powerful and attractive. For many girls, this is more rewarding that sex. So they go out where there's a lot of guys, show some flesh to get attention, blow out guys who give them said attention, get a dopamine pellet, rinse and repeat.

Another forum member (Dusty) responded:

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It's a form of bullying.

To be a bully, one must have power over others. The classic school yard bully is physically stronger than his target. Women do not bully through physical intimidation, they do it through power gained from social status.

This is fairly common. Many women actually enjoy in rejecting men.

When a text interaction or conversation is going south, I just start trolling. If I know this girl isn't DTF, or my game just isn't worth the effort, then the interaction just becomes about amusing myself, rather than connecting with her. Ironically, this tactic can sometimes earn her respect, because it involves being fully self-expressed with no outcome dependence.

Gentlemen, I think I've found the solution for American women.

Many American women, as evidenced by the DC thread, are a losing proposition. So why not have fun? If she looks like the type who is going to reply "is that your pickup line?" why not open with something so absurd it makes you laugh. I'm thinking of things like RSD's Julien who opens women by pointing and calling them dogs.

Post your favorite and best ways to troll women. These are not pickup tactics, or things you do to get laid. These are things you do to amuse yourself, once you're no longer concerned with getting laid.

I'd love for this thread to become a lab for out there tactics we might not normally be willing to try on our own. For example, I'd never think to use half the lines I see on Tinderfessions, but because I see them working for others, I'm willing to try them. Many of those lines border on trolling.

They can be calling out girls - like Roosh did here - or funny openers that might actually work in a universe as crazy as ours. Have fun.

[xpatplayer]

My favorite lines (always in response):

1. "Don't judge me! You don't know the SHIT I've been through missy!" (In a flat, American-girl tone)
2. "Don't lie - you weren't straight till you met me"
3. "Don't think we're going to hook up. I know you're trying to pick me up, but I'm not that type."
4. "Look honey, you're a nice girl, but I just want to be friends. You don't make me feel that way." (Despite all the lovey-dovey movie bullshit, girls understand what really happens)

Besides that:

1. Make her guess when she asks questions about you and agree and amplify. She'll keep guessing because she wants to believe its true.
2. Mimic her whenever possible.
3. Tell her to make you a sandwich when she gets annoying.
4. Maintain a self-amusing frame. Its all about making yourself have a fun time, not everyone around you. Trolling will come naturally.

Just develop a trolling personality. Everyone from the sluts at the bar to my family to my professors love me for my trolling personality.

The fact that I've developed a trollish personality shows how little faith I have left in night game. I don't get blown out anymore, but I have a lot of girls who want to hang around me in the hopes that I make a joke about them. Its sad to see how much they enjoy it when someone degrades them so.

[T and A Man]

Just assert the things they like are for losers?

"You like sex and the city? Jeez, that's pathetic. isn't sex and the city for chicks like world of warcraft for guys?"

[PompeyChris]

When it comes to Facebook...

I recently had an acquaintance making some bullshit comment about being "sexually objectified."

"Hmmm.... what fun could I have here?"



I argued her points to be complete bull.

Eventually enough people got in a fluff about it, men and women.

My reply...

"Troll'd"

[Glaucon]

Ways To Troll Women :

Pump and dump?

[TonySandos]

I call a girl dude or bro when she's trying to 'buy' something with sex appeal

Pretend to cringe as you glance at her cleavage/ass/teeth/legs

-Watch for your own reflexive gestures when you write a woman off. In my experiences, women maintain an air of kindness or move to 'gaining approval' after you've rejected them by body language.

[Fitzgerald]

Call her "creepy"...

[LaCobra]

Turn your back on them.

just look up, start turning, voila she´s gone.

[Professor Fox]

Find any opportune time to use the word "creepy" or variants of such to describe her behavior. Insinuate that she fits the behavioral profile of the average betaboy, ie possessive, clingy, stalking, needy, try-hard, weird, too nice, etc.

Classic flip-the-script game. Turn their tactics around and use it on them. It works best when you genuinely don't care whether or not you smash her.

[Parlay44]

I was at the bar one time and I ran into a girl I casually know from my social circle. She saw me walk in and waved me over. I gave her the "give me a minute" sign then proceeded to do the rounds and say hi to a few people there. Half hour later I made it over to her at the bar and we hung out for a while. She was a cool chick. I bought her a few drinks and we had some laughs.

Another girl I knew from high school showed up at the bar and saw me. She came over and started with the "ohh you should call me and come by the house and hang out". She always has big parties and BBQs. In the most serious tone I said "Am I gonna get laid if I call you?"

The girl I was with got the joke and started cracking up laughing. The 2nd girl stood there dumbfounded. It was great. I had to let her off the hook. "Relax I'm just joking with you".

It was cool to get the party invite but she was out recruiting for male orbiters for future parties. I had to take the opportunity to be cocky and funny and put on the Alpha display for girl 1.

[Comte De St. Germain]

Ignore them and put on an air that they aren't worth shit in your eyes. Watch them do anything to get your attention(I remember once when I did this a really short chick even hugged me with her face in my crotch/her tits against my thigh and wouldn't let me move. It took force of will to not be turned on by that)

[Parlay44]

You gotta be ballsy and say some ridiculous shit. Try some shit like this. Find a girl you like at a party or the bar and start talking with her about another couple.

You: Is that Jen's new boyfriend over there?
Her: Yeah they just started going out.
You: Well I see why she likes him. He's pretty.

Or instead in a real deep manly voice: "Yeah she should be with me. I'm much prettier than he is".

I like to flip things around like that. Nobody expects it and it's funny and ballsy at the same time.

[Parlay44]

Sometimes I'll text girls and ask them what they're wearing then mess with them a little.

[3extra]

'Posta'

[Slim Shady]

I'm going to start using "posta" with any girl on Tinder under 21. Good looks Parlay

[Days of Broken Arrows]

You're talking to a woman standing near her.

"Ugh. What is that smell? I need to get some air."

A lot of women are terrified *that* stench will come wafting up from down below at the wrong time. Mentioning that something non-specific smells plays on their worst fear.

[Bacchus]

Online dating has a wealth of opportunities. Here are my greatest hits:






I also like to send "how much do you weigh?" to obvious secret internet fatties.

[Patriarch]

From Tinder, the girl's profile says "I love Jesus, jeopardy, and turkey sandwiches." I can only assume this is from some movie. My first message says "First date idea- you make me a turkey sandwich while I watch Jeopardy with my gardener named Jesus Gomez." This is happening.

[SpiderKing]

If a girl is walking in flip flops, step on the back of it as her heel comes up.

If she's becoming verbally annoying, I say "Ew, why are you trying to talk to me with a booger hanging out of your nose/food in your teeth."

If she's short, rub her head with my armpit.

headlock + noogie, wet willie

shoot rubber bands at her ass

bring a water bottle with a squirt top and leave it in the sun when you're at the beach/pool. when it's time to rinse off at the outdoor shower, go behind a girl and start spraying warm water on the back of her leg. "Ahhhh"


Does this constitute trolling? I think of whatd I'd do if I were 4yrs old and take it from there

[eradicator]

(04-25-2014 04:51 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  

Online dating has a wealth of opportunities. Here are my greatest hits:






I also like to send "how much do you weigh?" to obvious secret internet fatties.

I ask them what dress size they are when they only put up headshots. That always gets a reaction out of them.