[Fader]

[quote='Biologist' pid='707317' dateline='1397983064']
Great idea for a thread!

I've got a good one. When I was in Tokyo, I was chatting up a non-Japanese girl at a club, and she asked me:

"So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

How would you respond to this?
[/quote

"I look for girls wherever I am."

"Yeah, sure am. Girls from (insert non-japanese girl's nationality) are boring. I want something new/different/exciting."

[Fader]

(04-20-2014 10:36 PM)simonafc Wrote:  

(04-19-2014 10:20 PM)simonafc Wrote:  

Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: Good things come to those who wait.
Me:


How would you guys respond to this?

Sorry guys, gonna do a correction.

Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: But greater things come to those who work for it.

how would you guys respond to this?

"...if that's true then you've got a lotta work ahead of you. You can start by....(insert demand)."

[HawkWrites]

If Ranger Up has taught me anything, she's exactly right. Good things don't come to those who wait; good things come to those who work their asses off.

Of course, you could always go with a lighthearted "Define work..." with a devious grin.

[OBJ Snakebite]

Me: Were you born here or are you an import
Asian girl on tinder: Is that a serious question?
That pissed me off: No its a stand up act

Obviously she got to me, but how would you handle it?

[HawkWrites]

(07-23-2014 02:41 AM)OBJ Snakebite Wrote:  

Me: Were you born here or are you an import
Asian girl on tinder: Is that a serious question?
That pissed me off: No its a stand up act

Obviously she got to me, but how would you handle it?

"My postage is no laughing matter".

Combine with a wink and you're golden. More often than not you'll get her laughing and will have calmed the mood so you're in back in control of the conversation again. The worst thing you can do is get butthurt since you're ceding control of the interaction back to her by default; getting pissed is implicitly telling her you can't handle being teased.

You have to A&A here in a matter that fits your personality and situation, though. That's just what I would say above.

For dumbass texts (from women) my go-to is either A&A or Amused Mastery depending on the nature of what they sent. Either way, the hamster is trying to break through the damn cage each time. Lots of what I use comes from Heartiste too so that's always a good resource to check for when you're stuck.

[Espresso]

(07-23-2014 02:41 AM)OBJ Snakebite Wrote:  

Me: Were you born here or are you an import
Asian girl on tinder: Is that a serious question?
That pissed me off: No its a stand up act

Obviously she got to me, but how would you handle it?

I don't understand - why did that piss you off? Presumably you are deliberately saying something potentially provocative to incite a shit test. So if you use that type of game, you better be prepared for that inevitable shit test that's coming your way a lot of the time.

[TornadoByProxy]

Fader,

Her: "So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"
Me: "Yes. My sister went missing 3 weeks ago in Aokigahara."
[Aokigahara is the suicide forest]

Tornado

[OBJ Snakebite]

(07-23-2014 05:03 AM)Espresso Wrote:  

I don't understand - why did that piss you off? Presumably you are deliberately saying something potentially provocative to incite a shit test. So if you use that type of game, you better be prepared for that inevitable shit test that's coming your way a lot of the time.

The responses I usually get are playful, not bitchy. You make a good point, duly noted. I'm still learning, and had no idea of how to respond to this.

(07-23-2014 02:43 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  

"My postage is no laughing matter".

Combine with a wink and you're golden. More often than not you'll get her laughing and will have calmed the mood so you're in back in control of the conversation again. The worst thing you can do is get butthurt since you're ceding control of the interaction back to her by default; getting pissed is implicitly telling her you can't handle being teased.

You have to A&A here in a matter that fits your personality and situation, though. That's just what I would say above.

For dumbass texts (from women) my go-to is either A&A or Amused Mastery depending on the nature of what they sent. Either way, the hamster is trying to break through the damn cage each time. Lots of what I use comes from Heartiste too so that's always a good resource to check for when you're stuck.

Hawk, what is that amused mastery you speak of?

[reaper23]

(07-23-2014 12:31 PM)OBJ Snakebite Wrote:  

(07-23-2014 05:03 AM)Espresso Wrote:  

I don't understand - why did that piss you off? Presumably you are deliberately saying something potentially provocative to incite a shit test. So if you use that type of game, you better be prepared for that inevitable shit test that's coming your way a lot of the time.

The responses I usually get are playful, not bitchy. You make a good point, duly noted. I'm still learning, and had no idea of how to respond to this.

(07-23-2014 02:43 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  

"My postage is no laughing matter".

Combine with a wink and you're golden. More often than not you'll get her laughing and will have calmed the mood so you're in back in control of the conversation again. The worst thing you can do is get butthurt since you're ceding control of the interaction back to her by default; getting pissed is implicitly telling her you can't handle being teased.

You have to A&A here in a matter that fits your personality and situation, though. That's just what I would say above.

For dumbass texts (from women) my go-to is either A&A or Amused Mastery depending on the nature of what they sent. Either way, the hamster is trying to break through the damn cage each time. Lots of what I use comes from Heartiste too so that's always a good resource to check for when you're stuck.

Hawk, what is that amused mastery you speak of?

http://therationalmale.com/2012/09/14/amused-mastery/

[Rage_on]

Here's a shit test from a first date with a chick after a bar meet:

Her: "there were a lot of girls at that bar, why me?" (Shit test mother fucker! Can you pass it!?)

Me:"I already fucked all those girls" smirk

Her: sexy smile

So fun

[blacknwhitespade]

Not to downplay any of the shit-test-handling advice in this thread, I think the witty/bold/indirect response is usually gold, but if you're a good-looking guy, and/or you've already established a decent frame, you don't have to sweat these shit tests so much.

I tend to ignore most shit tests and just tell the truth, more or less.

For example, in this old shit test from 3 years ago:

(okcupid chat at Friday 6-7pm)
Her: Where are you right now?
Me: At my house.
Her: So, what are you doing at home on a Friday evening?
Me: Chilling with my roommate, watching Shaun of the Dead.
Her: Kill the Queen!!!

[kaotic]

Smashed my reg last night, went to dinner, came back laid in bed. We were just talking about stuff we could do during sex somehow the question came up with her:

"What would you do if I didn't want have sex?"

I laughed and said, "I'd kick you to the curb, because I'd know something was wrong or something was up, if you aren't fucking me, well then you're fucking someone else, I don't care either way"

she went quiet and said "what, really?" to which I say with a smirk, "of course, besides we can't keep our hands off each other anyways"

I end up fucking the shit out of her again 15 minutes later.

It's better to be bold with a smile than to be weak and worried. Safe to say I'm pretty sure I passed that shit test.

[Constitution45]

"You forgot me "

I got this text back from a chick who flaked on me the other night.

The last time I responded to a shit test like this from a different girl, she ended up crying. So anyone think of something creative that is going to make her laugh.

Edit: I've just deleted her number, don't have the time for flakes.

[RIslander]

Used this one recently:

Girl: "Are you a player?"
Me (in rapping tone while smirking) "I'm not a playa i just fuck a lot!"

[Baldwin81]

Hold eye contact, maintain eye contact, and ask, dead-pan, "Do you like me?"

^ If delivered with a good sense of timing the above can knock back even the most sarcastic snark-machines. If you're decent (enough) looking the above retort carries a lot of value... especially in a group setting.

[Libertas]

This girl.

It was a good little date, nothing fancy, just kissing and building some rapport. She's pretty sweet and feminine so she was basically a sweetheart, but she did say this:

Her: "So do you usually pick up girls on Madison Avenue?"
Me (dismissively and humorously): "Not usually on Madison."

No big deal. I seem to rarely get shit tested by any of my girls. I think my frame is just naturally dominant enough that they don't need to.

[edtf]

(07-22-2014 11:56 PM)Fader Wrote:  

[quote='Biologist' pid='707317' dateline='1397983064']
Great idea for a thread!

I've got a good one. When I was in Tokyo, I was chatting up a non-Japanese girl at a club, and she asked me:

"So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

How would you respond to this?
[/quote

"I look for girls wherever I am."

"Yeah, sure am. Girls from (insert non-japanese girl's nationality) are boring. I want something new/different/exciting."

*confused look

"Oh, thats funny, usually wherever I go the girls are the ones who chase after me"

[Tim in real life]

(04-20-2014 03:37 AM)Biologist Wrote:  

Great idea for a thread!

I've got a good one. When I was in Tokyo, I was chatting up a non-Japanese girl at a club, and she asked me:

"So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

How would you respond to this?

My biz ain't your biz. End of story.

[Pride male]

Shit tests like, 'so, do you say that to all the girls?' dont seem that difficult to pass. When the test seem like an insult I start having problems.

Shit like 'you are old and broke'
'are you literate?'
'leave me alone'

These are insults and afterwards the girl would act all nice. How do deal with that? I would rather go haome and jack off!

[XXL]

Verbal shittests are easy. it's just important to recognise whether it's value shittest or comfort shittest. there's a difference. then respond accordingly.

the worst shittests are passive non verbal ones. for example..

- you are with a girl at your place it looks "on" but she sits on chair instead next to you

- your conversation with a girl got interrupted and she ignores you like there she didn't even talk to you before.

- a girl who clearly likes you and would leave with you but doesn't give you any signals, she just sticks to you and follows your lead without saying anything

- a girl who doesn't respond to your texts or calls to see if you freak out or become needy

- a girl who plays hard to get by being cold to you or trying to ignore you when you break the ice with her but when you stay cool and persist and her firewall disappears

shit like this is pain in the ass. sometimes it's tough to correctly assess what's up. oh well i guess it's just girls being girls.

[CimbomluBkk]

(11-22-2014 05:10 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Shit tests like, 'so, do you say that to all the girls?' dont seem that difficult to pass. When the test seem like an insult I start having problems.

Shit like 'you are old and broke'
'are you literate?'
'leave me alone'

These are insults and afterwards the girl would act all nice. How do deal with that? I would rather go haome and jack off!

I don't think those are shit tests lol, the girl is not interested.

[Sourcecode]

I got shit tested by a girl over text the other day...I think I passed it
The premise was that she was sending a bunch of boring text..until sent me a picture of her and heels and her wearing dress with her ass looked nice.

*Shout out to Christian McQueen for the *Yawn*

Even though she talked a big game about this just being a meetup date and nothing would happen..not even a kiss.
..we ended up hoping to three different clubs, making out everywhere and damn near fingering on the dance floor.



The day of the date.

l



The only reason I didnt smash was.
One of her friends was at one of the clubs we went to.
Not only was drunk beyond reason,but she was married and alone..
my girl ended up having to baby sit the bitch. which killed logistics of taking her home even more

[Rawmeo]

Her: How many girls did you have sex with?
Me: About 1 million (and continue whatever I was doing)

[AntiTrace]

Text exchange:

"Place x is closed at 7. Changing to place Y at 8."
"Umm....rain check?"
"It aint raining outside and I'm more of a cash kind of man"
"haha smartass"
"Just one of my many talents, don't be late."

Place Y is right downstairs from my apartment and I knew place X was closed at 7 when I first planned it, funny how that works huh.

Now I just sit in my place and do work. If she actually goes there, she'll text me and I'll say im running late then walk downstairs (which later on the date will come out that I live right upstairs, at which point she will realize I wasn't running late and just wasn't going to show, which is going to make her more attracted to me). If she doesn't, I don't invest any time in getting flaked on.

Gonna book a second girl for a different bar, again right downstairs. That's how you leverage double booking and killer logistics to minimize your effort and maximize your return. If one girl shows and the other doesnt, it's all good. If both girls show, I cancel on one and she's none the wiser. If neither show, I'm still in my apartment doing work.

[TravelerKai]

(11-22-2014 05:10 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Shit tests like, 'so, do you say that to all the girls?' dont seem that difficult to pass. When the test seem like an insult I start having problems.

Shit like 'you are old and broke'
'are you literate?'
'leave me alone'

These are insults and afterwards the girl would act all nice. How do deal with that? I would rather go haome and jack off!

A little more context on those would help, but that last one is not tough at all. I use opportunities to escalate to a subtle touch, if some chick told me to leave her alone in a playful enough manner. Either that or literally start walking away with a goofy-ish grin on my face. They always say, no come back!

1) Yeah your joke is so old it just broke my brain.

2) Depends. If I can find a chicken nearby that can read your chickenscratch, then no.

With more context, you could get sharper replies than that.