[Ivanis]

(10-10-2016 08:43 AM)RBerkley Wrote:  

(10-01-2016 03:11 PM)papaiela Wrote:  

This might be a bit weird for you guys but I ass fucked my older cousin several times at the age of 15. She was sweet and sixteen and her ass was so clean it was unbelievable. Every time I eat a cup cake I think of her.
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As a final remark, I don't understand guys who have hot cousins and don't fuck them.

Your cousin's pooperchute may be as clean & sterile as a surgery room for you not to get a UTI from putting your dick inside it, but ya post gonna put a lotta people into deep shit because certain laws (drafted by bitter old women whose digestive system retained dozens of years of stink farts) could get forum members charged for obscenity crimes.

Next time change the ages to 18 so that Roosh doesn't get anxiety when he fucks a hot 18-year-old Romanian chick in her pussy.

Speaking of white chick's asses, there was this hot I think 19 or 20 year old white or Jewish heritage chick who did 69 style & when I saw her pink asshole, I was in my mind like "What a hole" like that thief from Home Alone movie.

I knew that she wanted me to kiss her asshole, but my medical knowledge made me hesitant because I didn't want to lick her asshole & get worms or gastroenteritis.

But that white chick's asshole was pink like her lips. It was tempting to eat that pink asshole, but I resorted to playing with her smooth white ass like playdough. This chick was 19 or 20, so no worries or fear, though women get jealous that I get a constant supply of legal age worldwide chicks to fuck.

[tomzestatlu]

I am not sure if it´s funny, but I probably won´t forget it.

Once during winter I was at my friends cottage in mountains with other friends. We decided to take taxi to nearest town and drink. I must say, that between my friends there´s one who is a little bit "psycho" and when he drinks, especially vodka, he does crazy things or fights.
There was some local disco, but it was closed for men. Its part was also bar, so we went there. Later we found out it was international women´s day and the club was closed only for women - until 11 pm. So we had some beers and shots and after 11 pm we entered disco club. The ratio was 1 guy for 10 (maybe more) girls, so you could choose really well. I opened few of them and knew, that I can have all of them that night. I went to toilet and I met in front of them one of the girls and told her to go to toilet with me and we locked us in cabine.
Until now everything was perfect and we just started - when my friend powered by vodka started to hammer the door and shouted "Tom open the door". I didn´t react and wanted to continue banging. He continued, I was distracted and drunk and couldn´t keep my dick hard... But I didn´t care and tried to continue. But suddenly these doors seemed they won´t hold him anymore and were pretty destroyed. So I opened the door and there way him holding big knife in his hand... and he just said "Oh Tom, here you are.". During this somebody called the police, because people thought he wanted to kill me, so we had to dissappear and leave all those wet pussies alone.

[AboveAverageJoe]

My brother had a chick sucking his cock gag and barfed up part of an apple she had just eaten on his stomach .