[Laner]

(02-26-2014 01:41 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Coffee breath.
Ash tray breath.
Fucked up teeth.

Fucked up feet are a turn off.

I have seen worse than this pic, but it just seems unfeminine. More like animal hoofs, but at the same time I like women when they wear heels. So I guess I am being unfair.

Are you talking bunions? I know a couple girls with those who still wear heels. One had surgery to remove them and straight up said it was the worst thing she ever experienced. Worse than childbirth (she has three kids).

[Frontenac]

Bad breath and body odour. Haven't run into either a lot, but when I have, it's a deal breaker.

[eradicator]

teeth

[AneroidOcean]

Major turn offs:
Cellulite (some girls are "skinny fat" and show cellulite despite being skinny)
Lack of muscle tone (kind of goes with the above)
No ass (sorry, just can't do zero ass)
Long nipples (if they're longer than about 3/8" I'm out)
Large areolas
Flapjacks (non-perky tits that hang flat, SUPER turn off)
Bad teeth (kind of hypocritical since my teeth aren't that great but oh well)
Bad kisser
Thin lips (just not attractive to me, must be full lips, don't have to be huge, just full)
Stupid (if all my humor and half the stuff I say goes over their heads well...)
Piercings (other than ear piercings or very small/subtle ones, they're just not feminine to me)
Tattoos (same as piercings)

[General Mayhem]

I am not a fan of tattoos anywhere except wrists, ankles, feet. Tattoos anywhere especially around the puss, stomach, turns me off.

A bad nose can completely ruin a girl for me.

I would rather have small boobs than saggy boobs, there is nothing good about saggy boobs.

I hate square girls with no hip to waist ratio

[J.B]

1)Feet, definitely a turn off if they look bad. 2)Fat on the waist, thighs, arms or a saggy/flat ass. 3) No sexy legs when wearing a skirt. 4) No sense of fashion or laziness in trying to look good always kills a boner on a decent looking girl. 5) Bad breath 6) Dry/unkempt hair

[TheMaskAndRose]

Attitude towards sex and men is the #2 most important thing for me, #1 being "does she pass the boner test?"

If a woman is telling me, or sub communicating, that she thinks she's better than men, that pussy is worth more than dick, that sex should lead to relationships, or anything like that, I'm out. Instantly and without hesitation, I leave and find a girl who is more open to casual sex (and I mean beyond the typical bullshit they usually give you before they realize you're secret society).

[DJ-Matt]

I can think of a few more, women that wear boots (even UGGS) or skate shoes turn me on, I guess it's a slut tell or something. Flats or flip flops are a complete turn off.

[Suits]

(02-26-2014 10:44 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

(02-26-2014 09:55 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Bitchiness and the accompanied inability to smile properly.

I can forgive a lot of physical flaws if a girl has a sweet smile.

I don't like big girls and there is a point where they start to look like men. I'm not just talking fat, I'm talking any girl with man shoulders.

Admit it: you're just too insecure and intimidated to date a "real woman!" You know deep down you want to dive into bed of blubber.

I do, but it's too hard for me to admit that what I really want is twice the woman.

[Switch]

Eyebrows. Fake eyebrows are ugly as fuck.

[Mon]

I had a chick once who had a third, unattached-to-a-titty nipple. That shit freaked me out.

[Sombro]

99% of men say weight and teeth, so we're not actually being picky: It's just a benchmark of the male brain.


That said, I'm picky about:

• complexion
• posture
• hip-to-waist ratio
• how a woman projects herself socially (attention whore vs. a woman with quiet confidence and grace)

[Valhalla]

I dislike girls with stubby hands

There's something that really turns me off about women with stubby hands when they're stroking it. A nice feminine hand can really enhance the experience

[Wargasm]

Dark body hair, fuzz on the face, nascent sideburns.

Even one of these things will be a deal breaker for me to date a girl. Thats the main reason I like natural blondes. More than for the color, blondes usually have much less, and less noticeable, body hair.

[Ingocnito]

In order: (considering overall looks are a 6-7+...)

1) Bad smell - breath, body, you name it.

2) Fucked up grill.

3) Bad Feet, especially wack ass toes, one really long or something like that.. bunyons, blisters (May make a concession for this if she wears sexy high heels a lot). Man hands also sets in this category. Blah.

4) Attached earlobes, you know, the ones that have no curve but run straight downward and connect to the side of her neck...

[Frontenac]

Th

[Mon]

Bad posture is one for me. I also can't stand when a chick has a non-graceful walk.

[samsamsam]

And the door test. 72 seconds gents. Granted with power door locks and remotes it is hard to apply this test, but the essence of this video is applicable. Is she conscious and present or all about her?

[Walderschmidt]

Pointy elbows...

[Brodiaga]

I am picky about nails. They don't have to be manicured, but at least they have to be clean. No manicure is better than old manicure with only half of the nail painted. Dirt under long nails: big turn off.

[YossariansRight]

*Smoking - although hotness factor and location (Europe, for example, where's it's a norm) can mitigate it, pending on the level of nicotine addiction. Nothing makes me want to throw up more than an obese, inked up slob puffing on a butt.
*Tattoos - screams "TRASH"!
*Cellulite/fat - pecker wrecker for me.
*Bad teeth - any lack of oral care is a complete turn off.
*Large areolas - pecker wrecker for me.
*Any type of b.o. - stinky = no fucky or anything else.

[LaserBear]

Smiling during sex is a no no... look serious, look sad, look in pain, or even a sexy confident smirk.

I nearly went soft once when I started fucking a girl and she got this big cheesing for a picture smile.
Like wtf.
No.
I had to cover up her face with her legs to even finish.

She also had cig breath.

And deep low moans.
And queefed every thrust.
Im getting sick remembering it.

Apparently my disgust was obvious, i never texted her after that day, but a few months later drunk her sent me a very long angry message including "you should just accept that you're gay".

No.

Im not disgusted by girls, just by you.

[horn]

Bad skin, posture, or smell.

Wearing flats over heels. If you are wearing ballet flats, you better be a ballerina.

[Remington]

Stubby fingers gross me out.
Can't stand women that chew their nails.
Hate women dicking around on their smartphones.
Muffin tops disgust me, flat stomach or bust.

[AneroidOcean]

(03-04-2014 07:57 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  

Smiling during sex is a no no... look serious, look sad, look in pain, or even a sexy confident smirk.

I nearly went soft once when I started fucking a girl and she got this big cheesing for a picture smile.

Ok, the rest of that story DID sound really fucked up, but smiling? Wow. I don't think there's much sexier than a girl showing a sexy smile from the pleasure I'm giving her.

Girl I'm dating right now kind of turns to the side, bites her lip and gets this huge smile on her face as she's climaxing. It's fucking hot!

Different strokes.

Some people have been mentioning a lot of dark hair...yeah, that's a turn off although I'd hope all guys are turned off by those light mustaches some girls can get. *shudder*

Other stuff people have been mentioning I thought was default turn off...like muffin tops (fat), body odor (duh?), etc...