[TheBulldozer]

When you go to meet another forum member for the first time, you just look for the guy in a suit and pocket square.

[Professor Fox]

I was sitting at a cafe area eating lunch the other day and at the next table there was an asian 6 sitting next to an indian dude.

The first thing I thought of was "Rofl she props her feet up on the other chair like she's getting a cervical exam. Talking to the dude like a loud mouthy cunt too, sad how america ruins these american born asians."

The second thing I thought of was "Hah this IRT is orbiting this bitch, no way he's hitting that poosy tonight... or ever."

The third thing I thought of was this thread.

[samsamsam]

When you walk by chicks and all you think of is how much weight they should lose to be bangable. Did that today when I went out for a walk. 10 lbs of weight loss would have fixed her.

[L M McCoy]

When my teacher said that "Just because I am 6'2 and have short hair doesn't mean I'm any less feminine or beautiful."

Wasn't even related to BIO either

I looked around to see if anyone else was shaking their head or laughing...there was no one

[Windom Earle]

You see the word "love" as an expression of enthusiasm in written correspondence by a man and cringe.

[LaserBear]

You say, "I'm gonna run downtown to the coffee shop and grocery store to keep my day game fresh." when a bro at the gym asks your day plans... and laugh when he looks confused at the term "day game".

Forgetting not everyone knows these terms because me and all my close friends do.

[Hotwheels]

You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.

[soup]

(03-07-2014 08:19 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.

[buja]

Whenever you see a merry-go-round, it evokes a certain phallic metaphor...

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

You crack up and take photos of many otherwise inconspicuous products or objects that you stumble upon that contain the following words: Alpha, Beta, Omega, Dick, Hamster, Game, Flakes.

[The Beast1]

You look at an indian guy and wonder if he is a race troll.

[Parlay44]

You instinctively scan the crowd looking for IOIs.
You troll girls you know for not being feminine enough.

[Windom Earle]

You place little stock in what women say to you, whether it be of praise or derision.

[germanico]

(03-07-2014 08:19 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.

Nah, true RVFs just rawdog it.

[runsonmagic]

When you punctuate your lamer moments with the phrase "top that, motherfuckers."

[soup]

After tonight I'm thinking about getting finger condoms.

[Teutatis]

What about tongue condoms, need some of those

[xpatplayer]

When the first thing you do when you're playing GTA 5 on your friends' PS3 is suit up all the characters and grow them beards.

[HonantheBarbarian]

You throw shit on girls who give you attitude

[Oz.]

You have contemplated the purchasing of a zebra at one point or another.

[Bushido]

You enjoy forum meltdowns more than movies and keep a stock of popcorn at your place just in case.

[Biologist]

You check RVF every morning like it's the daily newspaper.

[iknowexactly]

She says you're weird, you agree and amplify, and instead of crashing and burning she starts laughing and gets interested.

HER: You're acting kind weird
YOU: VERY weird. I'm a big genius. ( icon with sunglasses)
HER: Haha you're crazy!!!

[DJ-Matt]

(06-16-2014 04:22 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

You have contemplated the purchasing of a zebra at one point or another.

And you know what a "high quality zebra" looks like

[Sonsowey]

Your friends can't understand why you hate cats.