[Shadowarrior]

So, this weekend, I was able to my insert my cock in a girl's throat and cum inside her larynx. My first question is, are you supposed to tell the girl that you're cumming?

Also, I was trying to bang her pussy, and I could not bang her pussy for a couple of reasons. The first one being that she shared a bed with her friend. So I was trying to be all slick and do shit under the covers like you see in The Real World and shit.

Also, I have a hard time finding the pussy when I touch the pussy over the women's underwear and below the underwear. Over all the denim, I don't know if my fingers are touching her love cave or...what. When I had my fingers down in that girl's area, I wasn't sure if I was fingering the right place. How do you know you are fingering the love cave?

Also, sometimes my cock has a hard time inserting itself in the love cave. How is it supposed to feel when you put your love rod into her love cave?

[YoungDominican]

[Shadowarrior]

Also, I was able to use Roosh's I'll-share-a-cab-with-you-but-secretly-but-not-so-secretly-I'm-going-to-throatfuck-you move. I met this black guy from Canada and we were talking to two girls. I met all these people at this one club, and i said we should bounce to another club down the street. We did. And then me and the black guy from Canada were trying to bounce them to his place for drinks, but the two girls wanted to leave for some unintelligent reason. They left the club, and I walked with them outside. I persuaded them to get into a taxi with us, and we were heading toward the black guy from Canada's place.

All of a sudden, one of the girls throws up on the inside of the taxi on the windows and the inside door frame. We got to the black guy from Canada's place, and he said peace because, I assume, he didn't want to fuck the girl who threw up inside the taxi. Luckily, the girl I wanted to fuck did not throw up inside the taxi. I was fingering her pussy over her clothes or what I thought was her love cave inside the taxi.

Anyway, I said I was gonna crash at their place. I did. We get there. She offers the couch. I have a cigarette outside on the patio. Then, I go to their room and ask to sleep on the bed because I can't sleep on the couch. I also say I sleep with only my boxers on. I had these black boxer-briefs that made my butt look like real nice.

Long story short, as her friend was regurgitating all the alcohol that the black guy from Canada had given her, the other girl blew me in the bed.

[commiejoe]

Lightly dust the area, look for the wet spot.

[Shadowarrior]

Also, while the other girl was yacking all that peach schnapps and melon(?) in the bathroom, i says to the girl, TAKE ME IN YOUR MOUTH. She says, "help me find my cellphone, and I promise to..." I didn't hear the rest because the other girl was still yacking peach schnapps and melon(?) So, I'm looking in the room for her fucking i-phone with my fucking boner sticking up like a black fin through my black boxer-briefs from Hanes.

I couldn't find it, so she says, turn on the lights. I do, and I see with my own eyes my cock standing up like a black fin through my black boxer briefs from Hanes. Interestingly, with the lights now brightly on, she doesn't look at my cock and say oh shit, your cocks standing up like a black fin, like I expected. No, she continues looking for her phone while her friend yacks in the bathroom and a strange man with a boner is standing in her room.

Anyway, long story short, she blew me.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

It's a matter of experience. If you're a virgin, it's not uncommon that you're a bit confused about where it is exactly (most men - if they make a mistake - aim for the pussy a bit too high the first time), and experience from viewing porn is not so helpful when you're based just on touch. If you have such a problem when you're preparing to penetrate, I recommend (gently) searching downward for the lower middle of the pussy lips with your finger, then aligning your cock with the finger and removing the finger. It's not distracting from what's about to happen.

As for the denim question, I don't understand. If she has clothes on, you're just rubbing her crotch area. You can't apply finesse through her jeans so it doesn't matter if you're in "the right place".

[Sombro]

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Also, sometimes my cock has a hard time inserting itself in the love cave. How is it supposed to feel when you put your love rod into her love cave?

[Shadowarrior]

(01-26-2014 05:28 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

It's a matter of experience. If you're a virgin, it's not uncommon that you're a bit confused about where it is exactly (most men - if they make a mistake - aim for the pussy a bit too high the first time), and experience from viewing porn is not so helpful when you're based just on touch. If you have such a problem when you're preparing to penetrate, I recommend (gently) searching downward for the lower middle of the pussy lips with your finger, then aligning your cock with the finger and removing the finger. It's not distracting from what's about to happen.

As for the denim question, I don't understand. If she has clothes on, you're just rubbing her crotch area. You can't apply finesse through her jeans so it doesn't matter if you're in "the right place".

Okay, when one is fingering a lady INSIDE her lady wear, are you supposed to just rub outside the mound or put your fingers inside. I'm trying to get the physical feel or everything because it's always dark in the room, and it feels like I'm looking for my glasses.

[Atlantic]

Wow just wow

[Hunter Phoenix]

All the trolls and weird shit that Roosh and the mods have to deal with. How does a guy like that get to 80 some posts? Jesus. Mindblowing.

I'm starting to understand why this forum seems to be on high alert for trolls and takes an active approach in keeping crap posters off the site. That was probably the weirdest shit I've read in months.

[Comte De St. Germain]

I think I gagged a little. I need a moment...............can this kid talk correctly for fuck's sake. Sounds like a 13 year old who discovered porn for the first time. Trolls mate such troll.

[commiejoe]

well, I thought it was funny, obvious troll, but it was hilarious to me.

[Comte De St. Germain]

Meh it was funny then I wanted to hit my head against the wall repeatedly. The kid did such an obviously stupid troll that I honestly felt bad for anyone attempting it. Like shit.

[germanico]

Plato´s lovecave.

[Parlay44]

If it feels dry and tight you might be in her asshole. You have a 50/50 chance though.