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10-15-2015, 06:32 AM
Once went out with a model tier Indian girl. She legit looked like one of those Bollywood actresses. Dressed very well, elaborate haircut, nice but not overdone makeup, she knew how to put herself together. Went to her place after the second date. We start making out. Clothes come off. I find out she is able to grow hair in places where I previously wasn't aware that hair could grow. Thick, black hair everywhere. Her pits, her stomach, her legs. I soldiered on (in her dark bedroom) because I was super young and would bang just about anything. Fled when she suggested a second round though.
What gets me is that a) this wasn't even in India or some 3rd world country but in Hong Kong where she very likely dated other Western men before, had white girl friends, went to the beach etc. How do you still not have a clue about body hair standards in that environment? Especially given that b) she, as described, put a lot of care in her appearance otherwise.
She also was an awful kisser and would move her tongue strictly in a circular motion in my mouth no matter what I did. Probably the weirdest girl I have ever dated.
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10-15-2015, 01:11 PM
^^^
She's a special case, many Indian women tend to be quite anal about removing body hair, even threading their forearms as well as their eyebrows.
She's more a grooming issue than a hygiene issue. I've banged numerous Indian women (I'm Indian myself) and I've never come across any with hairy underarms.
I remember one time making out with an Indian girl in UK, when I put my hand in the back of her panties I felt hair on her arse - instant turn off! I never went any further than that so I never saw her underarms.
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10-16-2015, 05:20 AM
I liked the story of the guy who went down on the girl and came back up with toilet paper in his mouth. Lol....awesome
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10-16-2015, 06:34 AM
Wow, some pretty disgusting stories ITT. This should be required reading for all pussy-pedestalizing beta orbiters.
My worst one was probably a one night stand. I met a girl at a bar, and after a couple of hours, going home with her was pretty much a dead cert.
About an hour into the pick-up, I started getting extremely strong “crazy” vibes, but she was hot and I was horny so I kept plowing on anyway.
Red flag 1: she was there alone.
Red flag 2: there was a paddling pool there as it was a “summer party”. However, it was 2am and quite cold by then. Despite this, she was literally OBSESSED with the idea of getting in, and couldn’t talk about anything else for about half an hour. She eventually got in with all of her clothes on and flailed around for a while before getting back out, freezing cold and soaking wet.
Red flag 3: she wanted to dance, but then proceeded to stand on the dance floor swaying very slowly to the music (she wasn’t drunk), staring straight ahead like she was in a trance and occasionally singing one word. She looked like a possessed woman out of the Grudge or something.
Red flag 4: on the walk home, she proudly told me how she was in council housing and unemployed because of her mental issues.
By this point, I knew for sure that she was completely nuts, but I was in for more surprises.
Her flat was, of course, in a terrible area. But when I got inside, there was clutter everywhere. You couldn’t see the floor in some areas. It was almost like an “extreme hoarders” house. On top of that, the whole house completely STANK of damp and mold. We went to her bedroom, which smelt even worse; the mold, plus disgusting unwashed laundry. Of course, the bedsheets were strewn everywhere and smelt like a dead person had been buried in them. There was also a huge and incredibly mangy teddy bear on the bed.
Needless to say, her personal hygiene was similarly bad. She had a huge tangle of unkempt pubic hair, and I’ll never forget the overbearing smell of sour milk emanating from the area. I still fucked her (with a condom on) and passed out. I don’t think she moved a muscle during the entire act of sex.
I woke up a short while later to her stroking me. Despite the smell instantly hitting me and reminding me of the nightmare situation I was in, I decided to go for it. She told me that she had an implant, so I didn’t need to use a condom. I still can’t believe it, but I actually raw dogged her. I figured that I was far away from my home town and she didn’t know my full name or contact information. I’m lucky to have gotten away with that.
I finished quickly and got the hell out of there.
I’m still disgusted thinking about the whole thing, and a wave of nausea has been passing over me as I typed this.
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10-16-2015, 11:50 AM
Was fucking a girl in the park, when I was overcame by the smell of shit. I called her out on it.
Turns out I had stepped in dog shit, and fucked her while I still had my shoes on haha.
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10-19-2015, 02:42 AM
I was fingering a girl one time and as I was stabbing her with my fingers, I happened to look and see this cakey brown slime on them. I immediately asked her What the heck is this?. She tells me that she just got off of her period. Thank goodness I didn't put my mouth on that. Nasty poon.
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01-16-2016, 07:11 AM
Pretty tame in comparison to my previous posts here, but another girl I was with had 2 single long black hairs growing out next to her nipple. She had some on both breasts.
I'm talking like almost 2 inches (5cm) long.
I was grossed out, and it deflated my boner pretty damn quick.
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01-16-2016, 09:06 AM
It seems I am a lucky guy. Worts thing I have encountered were ugly breasts with enlarged areola.
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01-16-2016, 09:25 AM
Once banged this chick a couple of times before figuring out she was leaving a little present behind on the sheets. Fucking worms.
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01-16-2016, 05:39 PM
Quote: (01-16-2016 09:25 AM)Mr Saxon Wrote:
Once banged this chick a couple of times before figuring out she was leaving a little present behind on the sheets. Fucking worms.
Like parasitic worms from her ass? My skin it itching just reading that.
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01-16-2016, 06:05 PM
It's his first post.....I'm quite sure he's trolling.
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01-21-2016, 09:10 PM
Back in college I went back to the apartment of a cute brunette classmate and went into her bedroom and once we were on the bed I discovered large brownish stains on the sheets. Likely period blood which never came out and she was too cheap to toss the sheets.
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02-25-2016, 11:12 AM
This fwb who lived in a different city, very hot girl who loved sex but her pussy smelled of sour milk when we fucked, had to hold my breath at times, she mentioned that her PH balance may be off, but she smelled the same after various bangs months apart. Felt like giving her a vinegar bath, but instead just stopped fucking her.