[LaserBear]

Scandalous behavior? Fucked a little Asian chick for awhile that had a herd of beta orbiters and sugar daddies... they'd take her on dates, then drop her off at my house where she would stay the night. She had a dude bring us snacks after we fucked once because we were hungry...no idea if the sap knew my house WASNT her house and he had no chance of coming in. It was like 3 am and he drove 20 minutes to deliver.

Oh, and sleeping with a girl... I asked her why she wasn't having sex with her boyfriend instead of me. "We haven't had sex... i don't want to ruin our relationship. We go on dates, then i call you." Her boyfriend was basically an emotional fluffer for her to call me over. Dude had no clue I'm sure.

[LeBeau]

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[vinman]

(02-23-2014 12:26 PM)Incognito Wrote:  

I had this one girl coming over one night. We were laying in bed and i tried to kiss her but then she told me she had a boyfriend and she didn't want to cheat. She literally said: ''I allow a lot of things but I don't cheat.'' (I don't even know what this could mean). All I am thinking of was: why do you come over and do nothing if you want to stay faithfull? She was sleeping over and I basically got bored after an hour of doing nothing so I decided to just accept that this was going to be the most boring night. I already figured out that I was going to never talk again to this girl.

A couple hours later(keep in mind we were still laying in bed all the time) she decided to stroke my cock, so I decided to try again and got her very wet. Before I knew I was already fucking her. The scandalous part of it was I decided to go for the kiss again, but she refused to kiss me. Later that night she was texting her boyfriend while I was fucking her, but she refused to kiss me.

I still don't know what she meant to say with ''I allow a lot of things but I don't cheat.''

She will fuck you but not kiss you. Kissing involves intimacy. And that kind of intimacy is reserved for her boyfriend. I'm not making this up, it's the hamster.

[Sombro]

(02-24-2014 12:37 AM)vinman Wrote:  

She will fuck you but not kiss you. Kissing involves intimacy. And that kind of intimacy is reserved for her boyfriend. I'm not making this up, it's the hamster.

This needs to be on a fucking plaque somewhere.

[Candlejack]

Obese girl to her friend approx. 20 mins ago-I am a size 16 like Marylin Monroe

[AntiTrace]

"[Boyfriends Name] leaving for 3 weeks. Don't defile me too much!"

[Skotch]

"My boyfriend never does it that hard." First I'd heard of a boyfriend.

"I like to put it on like lipstick." Conversation about precum overheard at bar.

[TouchpadSeller]

A late-20's woman I hooked up with last year around my birthday has a few guys she routinely sleeps with. We had a falling out at the end of 2013 but we recently met for dinner to catch up (and so I could see if I could hit it again.) I now know I won't ever hit it again--a combination of an STD scare, a pregnancy scare and what she did below all lead me to believe I can never trust my dick anywhere near her ever again.

She decided to hook up with a 47-year-old guy at a company Christmas party in his hotel room. Dude's married with 3 kids. Good job for him, but she "fell in love" (after repeatedly telling friends she never thought she'd want to be in a relationship ever again after her divorce.) He keeps saying "I love you" and scores the bang several nights a week after work. His wife goes on vacation with the kids and he practically lived in her apartment for that week.

They got caught by the company and she's at the tail end of an investigation in to their behavior, and she's been told they might both get fired by early next week. I asked her what she thought about potentially ruining this guy's life by hooking up with him--it isn't like she didn't know he's married with kids--and her quote:

"It is his fault for wanting it so bad. I was interested but he didn't have to reciprocate, it's his fault for getting involved with me."

They're both gonna' get fired from this company (he's significantly higher up the food chain) and all she's thinking about is where to assign blame (and, of course, indicating that it's not her blame to accept.) She's the one who asked if she could go to his hotel room, she's the one who invited him over to her apartment for some post-work, pre-family time (for him) sex and she's the one who asks him to stay with her when the wife's out-of-town... but it isn't her fault, duh.

[rottenapple]

(02-28-2014 03:48 PM)TouchpadSeller Wrote:  

A late-20's woman I hooked up with last year around my birthday has a few guys she routinely sleeps with. We had a falling out at the end of 2013 but we recently met for dinner to catch up (and so I could see if I could hit it again.) I now know I won't ever hit it again--a combination of an STD scare, a pregnancy scare and what she did below all lead me to believe I can never trust my dick anywhere near her ever again.

She decided to hook up with a 47-year-old guy at a company Christmas party in his hotel room. Dude's married with 3 kids. Good job for him, but she "fell in love" (after repeatedly telling friends she never thought she'd want to be in a relationship ever again after her divorce.) He keeps saying "I love you" and scores the bang several nights a week after work. His wife goes on vacation with the kids and he practically lived in her apartment for that week.

They got caught by the company and she's at the tail end of an investigation in to their behavior, and she's been told they might both get fired by early next week. I asked her what she thought about potentially ruining this guy's life by hooking up with him--it isn't like she didn't know he's married with kids--and her quote:

"It is his fault for wanting it so bad. I was interested but he didn't have to reciprocate, it's his fault for getting involved with me."

They're both gonna' get fired from this company (he's significantly higher up the food chain) and all she's thinking about is where to assign blame (and, of course, indicating that it's not her blame to accept.) She's the one who asked if she could go to his hotel room, she's the one who invited him over to her apartment for some post-work, pre-family time (for him) sex and she's the one who asks him to stay with her when the wife's out-of-town... but it isn't her fault, duh.

To be honest I also dont think its her fault. Im sure she's worthless and all but every person decides for themselves who to sleep with. I also have no problem sleeping with a married girl if i have the opportunity, I mean someone is going to do it. I admit if she has kids and/or I know she would not cheat easily with anyone else than me, I would have second doubts yes. But in this case, the guy fucks up his marriage, not the girl. Same stuff applies for people using things like , 'it was the alcohol' or anything, you make your decisions, no matter what the surrounding factors are like, so take responsibility for them.

[TouchpadSeller]

(02-28-2014 04:00 PM)rottenapple Wrote:  

To be honest I also dont think its her fault. Im sure she's worthless and all but every person decides for themselves who to sleep with. I also have no problem sleeping with a married girl if i have the opportunity, I mean someone is going to do it. I admit if she has kids and/or I know she would not cheat easily with anyone else than me, I would have second doubts yes. But in this case, the guy fucks up his marriage, not the girl. Same stuff applies for people using things like , 'it was the alcohol' or anything, you make your decisions, no matter what the surrounding factors are like, so take responsibility for them.

I wasn't assuming that only one person was to blame for the situation.

Sure it's the guy's fault if his wife serves him divorce papers shortly after finding out why he gets fired (assuming that occurs.) Otherwise now that there's been an investigation everyone in the office knows what's up; no way that wife doesn't find out at the next major gathering/company event!

At best it's both their fault for the work mess. She's the one who got the ball rolling and he was the one who thought, "Hey, she's 20 years younger than me, why not?" I would gladly bang an older broad if she was pretty damn hot, married or no, but there's no way I'd ever dip my pen in the company ink. She knew what she was getting them both in to and decided to go for it knowing it couldn't end well. This is a metaphor for the last year of her life--no matter what she does she fucks things up, but she continues on her course because it brings her short-term satisfaction at the expense of her long-term mental/physical health.

[conservative]

me: you look terrible

she: And you look like Harry Potter's gay retarded cousin. Now why don't you go to your room under the fucking stairs and finger pop your own asshole, bitch!

[LaserBear]

Had a girl I hadn't seen for a few years show up at a party a few nights ago...
(Background, she's a wild one, met at a rave where she dosed me with LSD, without me knowing at the time, by making out with me)

We're making out in my room at this point, and this comes out, "no, I don't just have sex with guys.. I like to be dating them first. I need a guy to like me for more than sex, before we have it. Girls? Oh yeah... I'll hook up with girls... but I like to be dating guys."
I try to be honest at all times... so i reply..
"Well I guess we should head back to the party then."
Then gave her a big smile and a kiss before walking out.

Apparently she was wanting to come over and "hang out" last night at 3 am... but i was passed out drunk when she texted. Will have to secure that notch another day.

[igottapoop]

This isn't the most scandalous and I've heard it from a few chicks but it's my favorite...

"I didn't shave my pussy tonight so I won't make slutty decisions."

[deathtofatties]

So the lesson is.:

Go after girls with boyfriends/husbands, they're probably getting boring sex. Cheating is seen as sexy by these hyper-sexual women, since they're so "empowered" now. Go with the grain, get them to cheat on their beta-man; Because this is what the majority of beta males deserve for clinging onto the blue pill.

[dulst]

"Fuck my dirty pussy"
"Call me a slut"
"I just want to be a mother"

[BiggNastee]

(03-03-2014 04:32 PM)deathtofatties Wrote:  

So the lesson is.:

Go after girls with boyfriends/husbands, they're probably getting boring sex. Cheating is seen as sexy by these hyper-sexual women, since they're so "empowered" now. Go with the grain, get them to cheat on their beta-man; Because this is what the majority of beta males deserve for clinging onto the blue pill

I kind of have a thing for fucking someone elses girl anyway. As long as I'm not friends with the guy.

Is that beta?

[JohnJohn]

(03-03-2014 03:00 PM)igottapoop Wrote:  

This isn't the most scandalous and I've heard it from a few chicks but it's my favorite...

"I didn't shave my pussy tonight so I won't make slutty decisions."

Haha, yeah I've heard that one too a couple of times.

[deathtofatties]

(03-04-2014 03:23 PM)BiggNastee Wrote:  

(03-03-2014 04:32 PM)deathtofatties Wrote:  

So the lesson is.:

Go after girls with boyfriends/husbands, they're probably getting boring sex. Cheating is seen as sexy by these hyper-sexual women, since they're so "empowered" now. Go with the grain, get them to cheat on their beta-man; Because this is what the majority of beta males deserve for clinging onto the blue pill

I kind of have a thing for fucking someone elses girl anyway. As long as I'm not friends with the guy.

Is that beta?

It's alpha.

[SDGuerro]

A chick I had just hooked up with answering her phone and telling her boyfriend in the military how much she loved him and how bored she was just waiting for him to come home- in a little baby voice and pretending to be on the verge of tears then resuming talking to me like normal and saying sorry she forgot to tell me about her boyfriend... And that's the first time I realized how crazy they can be...

[LaserBear]

^That reminds me! I had a fuck buddy drop the "military boyfriend" bomb on me last year.
"It's not fair, I get lonely back here, I deserve company."
Dude was in Afghanistan. I felt like I needed hung for treason and that whole setup ended shortly after she said that.

Ran into her old roommate this year, found out that "boyfriend" was a husband.

[Spader]

walking behind two girls. about 18. (I'm 40 at the time) and they are pretty obviously day drinking and arguing about something. finally one stops walking and says,

"If you don't drop it..I will FUCK your dad". "You know i will do it too"

The other girl just had a deer in headlights look. i just say "Hey now..." gave her a smirk and walked by

[Chapped3rdEye]

I've heard a bunch of variations on "don't leave any marks on me, my husband/boyfriend might see them" and all that, but this takes the cake:

A girl friend (platonic, she's about 5 with makeup) was explaining why she kept cheating on her fiance, whom she'd been dating for six or seven years. She said something like "he's never satisfied me" or "I've never had a great sexual experience with him."

...shit kinda broke my heart. They got married and then divorced a year later after he caught her.

[lush1]

18 yo girl - "I've slept with 19 guys"

Me - "blah blah blah... how come you never wear anything that shows off your massive tits?"

18 yo girl - "cos I dont wanna look like a slut"

[Jukes]

A group.of girls were talking about how she like this girl ' s hair and other things . Another girl question is she a lesbian . She said she used to be one due to all the shiity men out there . The next day she was telling a story how her man had bandages on the top of his head . They were chilling and she was reckless with the drinking and she wanted some more liquor from her man . He said she had enough . After a bit of aruging , they got into a scuffle . She got the bottle and proceed to bash it against her man ' s head . She knew she was too drunk , but it did not matter since she was proud of it . Most of the girls laughed and gave congrat .

[UrbanNerd]

I heard a group of women refer to men as "dicks". No...not the "being a jerk" type. I mean like....

That girl Jenny?...yeah she stole Danielle's dick....right after the club when Danielle left early.

Shoooo....I am going to holla at Tina's dick. That bitch doesn't deserve that.