[Therapsid]

(10-19-2013 11:55 PM)houston Wrote:  

Seen a band playing with 3 fedoras, 2 members that didnt have shoes or socks and a cello player. A female member was wearing an old timey, puffy dress. to bad their instruments didnt catch on fire...

another thing i see with hipsters is having bandanas hang out of their back pocket. im sure they stole that from blue collar workers or gang members to look cool or wjatever the fuck theyre trying to do.

The bandana out the back pocket isn't a hipster thing.

It's gay code.

Depending upon where and how its worn, the color, etc. it tells gay dudes what the guy is down for.

[numanist]

The hipster subculture will eventually be supplanted by the various vanguardist subcultures, which will be composed of the manosphere, traditionalists, nationalist and other anti-egalitarian groups. It won't happen overnight, but over the course of around 10-15 years or so. I think are sediments are gaining wide currency among the most important demographic: the youth. Look at Alexa.com and you'll find that an overwhelming amount of the users on this site are in the 18-24 demographic.

[reaper23]

where i live the hipsters live in transitioning neighborhoods. no chance they can afford the already cool places. they are actually canaries in the coal mine in terms of real estate. same with the gays.

[Kingsley Davis]

(10-22-2013 12:42 PM)reaper23 Wrote:  

where i live the hipsters live in transitioning neighborhoods. no chance they can afford the already cool places. they are actually canaries in the coal mine in terms of real estate. same with the gays.

Hipsters and gays epitomizes gentrification.

[InternationPlayboy]

Denver is the first place I've really lived with a hipster scene and man I hate it. Miami had a few but nothing like Denver. At least they make the bad neighborhoods a little safer.

[el mechanico]

Take this test..
http://www.giftrocket.com/q/how-many-hip...in-a-fight

I got 24

[Cattle Rustler]

(10-22-2013 03:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Take this test..
http://www.giftrocket.com/q/how-many-hip...in-a-fight

I got 24

Quote:

You could take 29 hipsters in a fight!
You are a PBR-crunching, plaid-tearing, bike-breaking beast. You strike fear into the heart of the Mission and Williamsburg Brooklyn.

Top that muthafucka!

[el mechanico]

I have a short story about my first interaction with hipsters

Although I didn't know what they were because most of my adult life I've luckily lived hipster free...

One of my childhood friends lives in Tucson and a couple of my buddies were going out there to hang out so I just jumped on a plane and went..

So..my friend locked his car in the garage because he thinks we're all psychos and were going to trash it. Smart move on his part but he has about 20 halloween themed bicycles and some scooters to ride but they were broken so...

A few of his friends come over and I ask them to take me and my other friend to the liquor store and they just stand there and look at us..I'm confused so after a few minutes I ask my friend are they going to take us or what? He tells me no they're scared of you and my friend. "They've never met anyone like you guys before they're scared to get in the car with you"

What???????????

I said ok and walked up to one of them and said Take to the fucking liquor store right fucking now before I make you. So we go and buy booze while he waits in the car scared that were going to rob the place...

So apparently my bud is on funemployment and parties with his hipster buddies every day and night for YEARS living of a very generous inheritance

And they come..one after the next..smoking so much fucking weed that there is no way they're getting high just bowl after bowl and bong after bong.

Some gay guy had a meltdown and went to the garage to cry, a girl asked me for a smoke so I handed her a marlboro and she says "no thanks" Huh??? She said she only smokes organics. Umm yeah...

So a day later...We ride this four wheeled bike downtown to hit some bars..

Some dude says..You can't do this or park it there and some other shit..I asked him do you work here? He said no and I pointed out my buddy (who's fucking crazy) and said see that dude over there? It's his (he's been snorting pills and drinking vodka all day) go tell him. He looks and looks back at me and I say to him..If you say one more word to me we're going to beat the fuck out of you and your friend..

There's more but the entire week was like this..

These are the actual hipsters I'm talking about

Facebook? Why of course..
https://www.facebook.com/pages/-Tuesday-...tos_stream

[Aliblahba]

The main street in my hometown got invaded by them. Not the real ones though but the weekend sorts. They were too afraid to go all out, but had the attitude. I didn't care but they worked in all the bars and coffee shops and acted better than everyone else, like it was a fucking chore to fetch me a pint. Guess they hadn't earned enough to go on funemployment.

I'd get tanked up by 2 at the bar and walk up the street to where a girl I grew up with had a biz. We do shots on her desk and stand outside smoking. When the hipsters walked by we giggled and made fun of them. Would probably got arrested for public intoxication but the cops knew me and wouldn't fuck with her being a biz owner. She was actually paying taxes in a struggling county.

It was a sad scene but, as they say, when life gives you hipsters.....

[Architekt]

El mechanico, I seem to recall you owning a mac...

[el mechanico]

(11-01-2013 01:06 PM)Architekt Wrote:  

El mechanico, I seem to recall you owning a mac...

Yeah I have one in my office because I'm sick of windows drama it works perfect.

[Architekt]

(11-01-2013 01:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Yeah I have one

Is there something you're not telling us? Macs are hipster territory

[NuMbEr7]

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[Easy E]

Is El Mechanico a Greek hipster?

[el mechanico]

(11-01-2013 01:20 PM)Architekt Wrote:  

(11-01-2013 01:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Yeah I have one

Is there something you're not telling us? Macs are hipster territory

Yeah I'm busy making money and don't need computer problems is that hipsterish?

[Menace]

em, what has your friend done for even you to consider him fucking crazy?

[Architekt]

(11-01-2013 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-01-2013 01:20 PM)Architekt Wrote:  

(11-01-2013 01:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Yeah I have one

Is there something you're not telling us? Macs are hipster territory

Yeah I'm busy making money and don't need computer problems is that hipsterish?

How are you making money? Hipsters live off welfare don't they?

[Tex Pro]

[bacon]

Quote:

Every year, the day after Halloween I have the same thought. The thought is: what if I put on a ball-crushing skinny jeans; Buddy Holly glasses; a fake beard; filthy Converse sneakers and a scarf and walked around Bushpointburg all day on Halloween? For me, this would be absolutely wearing a costume because IT IS A FUCKING COSTUME! Yet not one piece if shit hipster I would pass would think twice. Isn’t that insane? Isn’t it absolutely crazy that you could transform yourself into a ridiculous looking lemming – go to a neighborhood and not look weird? These spoiled fucks are in costume all year long. Every day is Halloween to them. Now what I mentioned is just your standard annoying hipster uniform – then you have the people that walk around, daily, like emaciated lumberjacks; Civil War Re-enactors; failed rock stars; the Pringles man; Amish windmill builders; 1912 paperboys; 1960′s librarians; tattooed fishing rods; and penny farthing salesmen. Did I leave anything out? Why oh why did this plague have to come to Brooklyn??? WHYYYYY?

source

[Aliblahba]

Hipster chick bang guide:



   

[soup]

I'm not sure if the hipsters you guys are whining about are the same that I'm thinking of, but how does this thread actually provide any helpful info in pussy?


I know it's not in the game section, but at least write something about how to fuck hipster chicks instead spending your time griping about a group of guys who probably wouldn't give two shits about you.

It should be noted that the most hipster thing you could probably do is make a thread on why hipsters suck. Everybody who complains about these are hipsters themselves.

I think you guys are jealous of these people or something.

[RexImperator]

C'mon this thread is funny... That first video made me laugh.

[Therapsid]

(11-02-2013 09:13 AM)soup Wrote:  

It should be noted that the most hipster thing you could probably do is make a thread on why hipsters suck. Everybody who complains about these are hipsters themselves.

Ethnic community lives in a city or borough for generations. Hipsters invade and gentrify their urban enclaves. They come to hate hipsters.

Hating hipsters makes them hipsters themselves.

Hipster takeover complete.

[soup]

So start a thread on real estate legislation reform. I agree that NYC is changed and gotten a lot more expensive. I think there should be more protection from the insane real estate market here.

Honestly bushwick used to be one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the country. Now you can walk around there at night and meet girls and not be so worried about getting shot.

Is that a bad thing?

[el mechanico]

This is a hate thread

Soup are your eyes burning? Does every single post have to selfishly help you? How do you pay your bills? I never see you post about working and your here all the time. Are you enjoying funemployment?

I hate hipsters and will continue my campaign here and in person.