[Master Of My Own Kingdom]

I deserve to express my indigant fury, at the minimum wage workers who forgot to put the extra slice of bacon in my extra exotic whooper, like I wanted.

I can't post in IRT threads anymore because it is locked.

I can't feed the trolls with perfect liberty and generosity because I will get banned.

[Veloce]

I spilled freshly pressed green juice on my organic cotton henley shirt yesterday, fuck!

[Master Of My Own Kingdom]

Profoundly undecided about which diet I will take -paleo, vegan or Atkins?

Can't see when finally learning game and approaching women will pay dividends. Calling fatties and hookers everywhere

[JohnKreese]

I'm about to have to walk .8 miles to the bars. Bullshit.

[Master Of My Own Kingdom]

I have all the rudimentary, basic needs of existence covered. Yet I'm not happy because some people in the internets said mean things about me.

[dk902]

Went to the store yesterday and was quite upset to find my favourite Italian wine was out of stock.

[Vicious]

When you have more potential bangs than your logistics can handle. This was my main issue in New York.

[AntiTrace]

When you make a bomb ass meal but can't finish it all and throw the rest away because you don't think it would reheat well.

[Private Man]

When I walk the 60 seconds from my apartment to the beach, I sometimes have to wait for the pedestrian traffic light an extra 30 seconds.

[stoney]

when it's pushing friday afternoon and the RVF trolling activity slows noticeably as people gear up for the weekend....lame.

friday is when i need my entertainment the most.

[Mentavious]

One Saturday, a friend of mine in a less populated town had to make a withdrawal for a large amount ATM wouldn't give him over 400.

He had the bank opened on Sunday to get his money.

[Nolecbo]

Delete

[Cincinnatus]

I hate that all the food delivery in places in my town closer at midnight except for Fridays and Saturdays. Last night I was absolutely smashed on some bourbon and hungry as fuck, too drunk to go out and get fast food. EVERY FUCKING PIZZA PLACE CLOSED AROUND MIDNIGHT. Delivery food should be available on-demand 24/7 for drunkards like myself.

[Icepasian]

My jar of multivitamins is in my second floor bedroom but I'll have to go downstairs tonight to get a glass of water to take them. This will take an extra 2 minutes that could be better spent reading another page on the forum.

[Parlay44]

It drives me crazy when I run out of half and half in the morning and I have to use my emergency stash of non-dairy creamer in my second cup of coffee.

[presidentcarter]

Belk's Henley selection was weak so I had to walk all the way next door to the North Face store to pick one up.

[WesternCancer]

I gotta meet this bitch in an hour and my electric shaver crapped out halfway through. Now I'm going to have to go clean shaven or lookin like two face.

[Veloce]

I haven't had a really solid shit in a while because of all this meat I'm eating. Seriously the other day it was a bunch of organic chicken breast, free range organic eggs, expensive whey protein from gnc, and a ribeye steak. Does not come out well.

[MHaes]

I have to take a shit but my wifi signal is shitty in the bathroom.