[Veloce]

Oh yeah, and I hate how I can't deposit all this cash I have under my mattress. I want to earn some interest dammit!

[el mechanico]

(10-08-2012 04:50 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

I got a $14 burger today for lunch and there wasn't enough char on it. I mean, if you're going to source dry-aged beef for a burger it should at least be charred correctly.

I hate that I'm going to have to deal with the Whole Foods parking lot just so I can get some all natural toothpaste.

I hate how having sex makes you lazy for the rest of the day.

The filtered water dispenser at my gym always comes out too cold.

You poor thing! It's rough out there.

Try to do you're lunch bangs early. Anything after 2pm will mess your motivation up at night

[Belize King]

Deployment style:

I don't like when the Pinay TCN's are only into me for my money hoping to get a free ticket out of their 250 USD a month job.

I hate the fact that I can only buy gold 50 grams at a time and there isn't 22kt gold at my location. Dealers need to step there gold game up.

I don't like that my first custom suit is going to take 2 weeks to ship from Turkey.

I don't like that fact that a pack of Kools price went up 15 cents this year. How can I use you cig game with prices going up?

[username]

First world problems is complaining about stupid shit that third worlder would die to have the problem or complaining about stupid shit that doesn't matter at all. Ex:

[Roosh]

Losing your voice in a loud club.

[Moma]

Getting bored over eating the same thing (chicken and steak).

[WesternCancer]

Not being able to eat a stupid amount of turkey because I have to save room for pie.

[porscheguy]

So many options at Dunkin' Donuts, and only room for 12 in the box.

Sometimes the local Walmart doesn't carry the proper engine oil I need to use in my Porsche.

[Laner]

My microwave knocks out my WiFi signal that I use to play music wireless throughout my flat.

[Hotwheels]

It bothers me that all the broads at Tilted Kilt are sluts but I haven't figured out an angle yet.

[Kickb]

I ran out of milk so I have to mix my super advanced whey protein with water

[Prophylaxis]

Waiting for HD porn movies to buffer

[jmoney29]

Gym showers have too many people who don't cover up properly

[patron]

The banks always give me 2,000 pesos bills, when I try use them on the street, nobody has change for them.

[storm]

The protagonists in the movies I watch on my $2000 projector are not as alpha as I would like them to be.

[RichieP]

I have to actually work for a few weeks to get enough money to go visit the next two countries on my list

[RichieP]

Oh, another one:

There's too many great value buffets here in Bangkok, I keep gorging on mountains of food every day

[el mechanico]

All of my customers have been paying their bills with credit cards the last two days and I like having cash in my pocket. The 400 dollars I have on me makes me feel naked.

[Walderschmidt]

I hate watching movies I like with girls I want to bang. Every time, I invariably get distracted from the movie and don't see it all.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(10-08-2012 09:26 PM)Laner Wrote:  

My microwave knocks out my WiFi signal that I use to play music wireless throughout my flat.

WTF? That's surely not what a well-functioning microwave should do. The microwaves emitted by the source inside it should not be getting through its shielding materials and outside, even in trace quantities.

I hate going to the club, meeting a seemingly enthusiastic girl who wants to buy me a drink and then having her flake the day after.

[freshcream]

(10-08-2012 09:26 PM)Laner Wrote:  

My microwave knocks out my WiFi signal that I use to play music wireless throughout my flat.

which means there are microwaves floating around your house? ... is that safe?

[Parlay44]

I can't stand male waiters or old female waitresses. What ever happened to hot young bitches
bringing you food and beer? Fuck sake!!

[Aliblahba]

(10-09-2012 11:35 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

All of my customers have been paying their bills with credit cards the last two days and I like having cash in my pocket. The 400 dollars I have on me makes me feel naked.

That's cause Emech doesn't wear clothes. He scotch tapes $20 dollar bills to his body to build attraction.

Hey Emech, try dropping the denomination down to $5's. It'll cover more surface area.

[R Smoov]

This bitch is coming over to watch a movie with me and I don't have a HDMI cord to watch it on the bigscreen!

[La Familia]

I hate when it's raining outside and I have to switch from my dish receiver to cable just to watch football. The HD lost makes the game not worth watching.