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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-22-2013, 12:29 AM
Don't know Cuy.
Bojangles. Absofuckinglutely.
Ah well. Glad I came. Mark this place off this list fellows.
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-22-2013, 02:05 AM
Fisto, nice write up. You seem to confirm what most other guys have written here about Lima. It's mediocre at best IMO. There are way better places to visit in South America. I'd say after Guayaquil, Lima was my least favorite place in South America. It's not terrible, but it's not great and the women are sub par. I'd rather game in America any day.
I totally agree about the food not being cheap, it is pretty good though. It can be cheap but if it is it won't be good. You pay for what you get. That Brazilian place, media naranja is fire in parque Kennedy. The ceviche on avenida mar is also great.
Did you ever get to check out the old part of town like plaza armas? That place was awesome.
As far as Lima being clean, it's really only Mira Flores, most other parts of Lima are a shit hole. All over town you'll suddenly get grotesque whiffs of air, and it's usually people burning their trash.
I would like to return to Peru to check out Cusco, the amazon, and possibly mancura, but I wouldn't go back to Lima unless it was a hub on my journey or to visit my homie out there if I ended up in the area.
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-22-2013, 03:00 PM
I see some mention of Vegas. Is anybody gonna be there in November? I leave two weeks from today for Vegas. I'll be there 3 weeks.
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-23-2013, 03:24 PM
Quote: (10-22-2013 10:05 PM)Mekorig Wrote:
Quote: (10-20-2013 04:12 AM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:
You just landed in one of the top 5 ugly countries in Latin America, you'd have found more quality in almost any other country. Maybe you can at least find the Cuy Mágico out there in the streets of Lima:
Mein Gott, that video is a goldmine for animated gif for the forum. A Cuy is just a Guinea Pig. A big Hamster.
Out of my mind! That's the first thing I thought about, but have no time for gifs, let roosh do his magic on that video
She go crazy, is hamster!
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-24-2013, 12:36 AM
Quote: (10-23-2013 03:24 PM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:
Quote: (10-22-2013 10:05 PM)Mekorig Wrote:
Quote: (10-20-2013 04:12 AM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:
Mein Gott, that video is a goldmine for animated gif for the forum. A Cuy is just a Guinea Pig. A big Hamster.
Out of my mind! That's the first thing I thought about, but have no time for gifs, let roosh do his magic on that video
Actually, the song of the magical Cuy is a remix of another song, this one, I think :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN5tZ_X0dSo
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-24-2013, 08:33 AM
If you think about it, the cuy represents peruvian girls well....
Cuy is:
Short
Brown
Fat
Peruvian girls are:...you get the deal.
P.S - Most peruvian girls I've met are chubbier than girls from nearby countries.
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-24-2013, 01:05 PM
Yeah I'm not looking forward to that cold....
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Fisto Recons Lima Peru
10-24-2013, 04:48 PM
Quote: (10-24-2013 01:05 PM)Fisto Wrote:
Yeah I'm not looking forward to that cold....
Thought you were heading to Barcelona, did you flake out on that plan, or was that going to be next spring? Do you have a good high paying job out there lined up or plan to wing it and try to land something when you get there?