Qwest in Playa del Carmen, Mexico- Trip report
01-09-2014, 10:32 PM
Day 1 part 2, going into Day 2 of 6 - Playa Del Carmen, Mexico:
Okay, so where was I? Right, feeling good after a fucking tasty burger and awesome spontaneous sex. It is time to go back to the condo and rally the Varsity Squad, thanks @Friend #1. We pregame naturally, decided to hit calle 12 for a few. We then decided on Armin Van Buuren at mamamitas. Perfect. Bunch of raging horny foreign women just to my liking, while slightly inebriated (y). As we were buying tickets, I encountered this beautiful Mexican chick named "v" (InternationalSwagger can vouch and I'll save her picture for her own post), who was selling tickets. We chatted, her English was good. Eventually I asked her what time she was getting off of work and she said something to the effect of around 1am. I replied with, how are you going to get your New Years kiss you deserve? She said I don’t know, so I leaned into her and we started making out, while she was supposed to be hustling. After a great make out session, she said she has to get back to work and we exchanged contact information. You’ll hear more about her on my last day in Mexico.
As we dash off into the crowd, we encountered an array of women, I can't tell you the guys stories, but I can tell you mine. Since I have an ear for Danish/Norwegian/Swedish (I was in Norway off and on for 2 years, dated a Norwegian there), I picked up on the language fairly okay.
So I was walking by and heard a group of girls talking Swedish and immediately stopped. Engaged my retinas on the one to my liking and locked onto my target. I introduced myself, ‘Hei, Jeg heter competence og du’ and her eyes lit up, ‘Hei, jeg er "C"’ me: ‘Well "C", hyggelig mote deg’ which means pleasure to meet you, but very formal way and then we immediately connected from there. This was NYE keep in mind, Armin is playing, and she is on vacation with 4 of her other Swedish friends. Before you know it, I decided it was time for her to get this New Years kiss she deserved. Once I did that, we didn’t stop making out for about 10 minutes, before we decided to return to our friends and keep in touch. However, 3G reception was awful, so added her name and number. She is to be continued to what I will call Day 5 in Mexico.
Fast-forward while at Armin. Friend #1, Friend #2, and myself are still together, Friend #3? Well, nowhere to be found, maybe he is getting pickpocketed again, who knows? So without Friend #3 in tow with us, we decided to sneak into the Heineken VIP area, where beers are free and a bunch of hot Argentinian women are serving them up. Before you know it, 3 of us monsters of the varsity squad are chatting these gals up and picking them up, having a blast. I suppose you’ll want some pictures of this. Okay fine. After finally get caught up in the VIP area like 90 minutes later because Friend #2 decided he needed the bathroom and didn’t have a wristband, we abandoned ship and magically reunited with Friend #3. At this point we saw Armin and decided to head back to Calle 12.
The night in calle 12 is going smooth as we arrive back. Almost cannot move and everything is packed! We ended up at lavaquita’s and go to work. I think Friend #3 made out with 3 girls who were all friends?! Friend #1…well he ends up bumping into the Concierge at our condo and brings her back to where she works aka where we stay and fucks her. Friend #2, don’t know what he’s doing…I found someone and danced for an hour and making out with her before I said lets get out of here. Friend #1 of course comes back after banging our concierge.
I get back to our spot and start banging the girl I picked up, I won’t post her pic…ahem Qwest. And by this time it is 6am or some sort, we’re walking out and I see Friend #1 with Friend #2 walking from getting their Peasant Pizza and I’m with the girl. We exchanged contact info, and I thanked her for such a juicy cooch. She was quite satisfied. She goes on her merry way.
Friend #2 I believe has a funny story to tell about the Pizza Shop involving Friend #1. Anyways, Friend #2 decides to call it a night and I tell Friend #2, lets hang out more. Now its like 6:30am so we head back towards Calle 12, but everyone is going to the beach. So we decided to as well…I’m in front of Friend #2, and noticed a tranny because I turned and looked…next thing you know Friend #2 is going up behind to dance and I go to alert him ASAP and he notices as well at the same time because he/she spoke…laughter ensues on my part, Friend #2…well quite miffed. However, in the process, the he/she managed to swipe his iphone off him because he/she grinded back into him and somehow go into his pockets during the process. Now I feel bad about his iphone, but come on…I can’t help but laugh of how it all happened, as I saw the he/she backing it up on him, LMFAO!!!! He didn’t notice right away because he was probably still shaken up from the whole ordeal, by this time the he/she is gone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyways, we continue our efforts to the beach, I go to hunt, Friend #2 is still looking for the he/she, I tried to help look but it was hopeless and thousands of people. Eventually we called it a night after great laughing, kissing, fucking, and tranny robberies!
To be continued….Part 3 Day 2 coming soon.
Cheers!
Yours truly,
Competence (aka vulture)