[soup]

http://naturallymoi.com/2013/07/news/100...ce-of-dck/

There’s no telling what’s happening with this woman, but one senior citizen stunned a reporter by giving an honest portrayal of what she planned to do with her 100th birthday.

When the News12 reporter asked what she was going to do, she simply replied: “Getting me a piece of d*ck.”

She even asked the journalist “how ya d*ck hanging?”

[Justice Beaver]

lol @ the comments below, "someone has to take one for the team"

[Kickb]

The Elusive Century Flag

Who wants it?

[worldwidetraveler]

Soup, this notch would be even better than the one armed women.

[Gmac]

That was hilarious. Just goes to show... there ain't nothing better than "good dick" for women as they age.

[Que enspastic]

wonder how long she's been droughting.

[JoyStick]

that pussy probably feel like sandpaper. i posted this on althone's funny vids thread a few days back.

[sucio44]

RAWDOG!

[Acute Angle]

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

[soup]

She's

[teh_skeeze]

How much is she paying? I could use the money.

[Atilla]

If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.

Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.

Now think about what you can do.

Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.

Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).

Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.

I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.

I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.

I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.

[InternetMarketer]

I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.

Lol

[speakeasy]

(07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

Why the fuck did I just watch that?

[Beyond Borders]

Sad. She has a good family. We can all only hope to be surrounded by that kind of love when we get old and crazy.

[Kingsley Davis]

Matriarchs

[anamericaninbangkok]

That's some funny shit. Even at a hundred she wants it.

[Soma]

You guys think she does anal?

[soup]

"So what does it mean to make it to 100"

"One dick"

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"I'm blessed by dicks"

[Nascimento]

If anyone here does it make sure you look up the coconut oil thread here first.

[soup]

"Mom, you raised us to really be good people.. to go out and help people, and be the best we can be, and we wasn't... you didn't tell us about dicks."

[GameTheory]

(07-14-2013 04:00 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

Why the fuck did I just watch that?

how bad is it ?

[speakeasy]

(07-16-2013 04:59 PM)GameTheory Wrote:  

(07-14-2013 04:00 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:  

NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic

Why the fuck did I just watch that?

how bad is it ?

No worse than 2 girl 1 cup. But if you can't handle seeing a 90+ woman spread eagle then don't watch. I've seen enough shock videos in my life to be mostly desensitized.

[philly22]

I'm extremely turned on

[Samseau]

(07-13-2013 09:18 PM)Atilla Wrote:  

If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.

Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.

Now think about what you can do.

Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.

Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).

Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.

I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.

I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.

I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.

If she invested $100 one-hundred years ago, she'd have nothing right now. It would have been wiped out after the stock crashes of 1929 and 1931.

Moreover, $100 back then is like $10,000 today.