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07-13-2013, 11:09 AM
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Who wants it?
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07-13-2013, 11:22 AM
Soup, this notch would be even better than the one armed women.
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07-13-2013, 11:22 AM
That was hilarious. Just goes to show... there ain't nothing better than "good dick" for women as they age.
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07-13-2013, 12:11 PM
wonder how long she's been droughting.
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07-13-2013, 12:27 PM
that pussy probably feel like sandpaper. i posted this on althone's funny vids thread a few days back.
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07-13-2013, 01:38 PM
RAWDOG!
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07-13-2013, 06:51 PM
How much is she paying? I could use the money.
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00 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday
07-13-2013, 09:18 PM
If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.
Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.
Now think about what you can do.
Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.
Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).
Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.
I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.
I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.
I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.
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07-14-2013, 03:50 AM
I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.
Lol
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07-14-2013, 04:18 AM
Sad. She has a good family. We can all only hope to be surrounded by that kind of love when we get old and crazy.
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07-14-2013, 02:26 PM
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07-14-2013, 10:14 PM
That's some funny shit. Even at a hundred she wants it.
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07-14-2013, 10:32 PM
You guys think she does anal?
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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07-14-2013, 11:30 PM
"So what does it mean to make it to 100"
"One dick"
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"I'm blessed by dicks"
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07-15-2013, 12:26 AM
If anyone here does it make sure you look up the coconut oil thread here first.
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07-16-2013, 04:53 PM
"Mom, you raised us to really be good people.. to go out and help people, and be the best we can be, and we wasn't... you didn't tell us about dicks."
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07-16-2013, 04:59 PM
Quote: (07-14-2013 04:00 AM)speakeasy Wrote:
Quote: (07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:
NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic
Why the fuck did I just watch that?
how bad is it ?