[EisenBarde]

I'm at a point where I don't ever really get *mad* at a woman. Might as well be angry for the fucking sun rising in the morning.

[InternationPlayboy]

(04-28-2013 07:43 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  

I'm at a point where I don't ever really get *mad* at a woman. Might as well be angry for the fucking sun rising in the morning.

Come on, really? I'm not saying I get genuinely mad about this shit. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Sometimes I want to bang a girl, I call her up, and get bored listening to her shitty ass stories. You're going to sit here and tell me you genuinely don't mind listening to a shitty story, or hear a girl speak like a sailor, or see attention whore posts on facebook, or feminism? Get out of here.

[Hotwheels]

lying.

Can't stand a bitch that lies and that is the biggest reason I have avoided relationships for years as they all do it in some way.

[Jaylow]

I hate when I make a valid point and I get a "whatever" then have something completely unrelated thrown in my face.

[samsamsam]

when they a woman opens her mouth and says anything.

[TheSlayer]

A lot of them have already been covered but get annoyed by it:

When girls say bro, dude, whatever.

When they post stupid shit on facebook (feminist statuses or other stories about how they have it so BAD). Just in the last year or so I have seen a lot of girls posting more links to jezebel and other feminist issues.

When they say they can out-drink you and compete with you.

When they swear too much.

[EisenBarde]

(04-29-2013 01:48 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(04-28-2013 07:43 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  

I'm at a point where I don't ever really get *mad* at a woman. Might as well be angry for the fucking sun rising in the morning.

Come on, really? I'm not saying I get genuinely mad about this shit. It just annoys the fuck out of me. Sometimes I want to bang a girl, I call her up, and get bored listening to her shitty ass stories. You're going to sit here and tell me you genuinely don't mind listening to a shitty story, or hear a girl speak like a sailor, or see attention whore posts on facebook, or feminism? Get out of here.

Well, I don't have a facebook, I barely pay attention at all to the things most people in general say, and I've developed some pretty entertaining wordplay for people who swear a lot where I repeat them verbatim in a super slow, monotonous voice to prove how ridiculous they sound.

Can and do these things frustrate me on occasion? Of course. But I never get *mad* at them and I refuse to let it drive me crazy.

Funny enough, I've had jobs where essentially I get paid to deal with kids who exhibit the extremes of this poor behavior. They act like that usually because of some sort of social developmental disorder and usually because they can get away with it. They feel shame about the same amount as your run of the mill feminist does, which is zero.

The only time I ever get *mad* is when I am getting deliberately screwed over by somebody who understands how the cogs work. Which 99% of the time is me getting mad at other men for begging her every whim.

[ChocolateCockOfZeus]

(04-29-2013 05:59 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  

I hate when I make a valid point and I get a "whatever" then have something completely unrelated thrown in my face.

Like every debate I ever had with a feminist.

[AneroidOcean]

Advice. Topic? Any.

Kind of kidding, but I can't believe this one hasn't been said yet:

When they try to give men advice on how to get a girl, or they try to set up their guy friends with their totally incompatible girl friends.

Women think they're good matchmakers and know what women want.

BAHAHAHA.

[haywire]

Teeth on my dick.

[soup]

Guys, don't let women piss you off. They can be annoying, but you have to accept all this crap that they throw as part of the game.

It's like going to the gym and saying, "man those weights really piss me off because they're so heavy"

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

I dont know if it's been mentioned already but I hate it when women use the phrase "Yeah Buddy" in whatever context. I understand there was a time where it was cool to use the phrase after Ronnie Coleman started saying it but when the Jersey Shore cast starting using it it started becoming annoying. I also hate it when girls refer to me as "buddy". I know whenever that word is used to describe me it means there is little to no chance of getting in their pants.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

What's now annoying me in the online world is women's obsession with animals. Every other damn post on FB by a woman, it seems, is about animals: either they're cute, or people are evil for wanting to eat them, or this one needs a home, that one is being put into a shelter.

Of course, I say nothing because I'm hoping to bed some of these women. But after that happens, just wait...

[Mercenary]

When you are looking at an online profile of a girl (I'm talking anywhere - facebook, craigslist, Tinder, Ok cupid, POF, any dating website, basically any website at all in which the idea is to write to, or meet, a girl) and she puts picture of herself which has her together with 1 or more girlfriends.

My first reaction is :




Then I click on her other profile pictures and realize they ALL have her together with the same other girlfriend or girlfriends.
Then I'm like




Then, I say to myself - For god's sake, which one of these 2 (or more) girls in the picture are you ??





Just post your own picture ALONE goddamit.
Girls doing that shit should be banned from using the internet.

[Ensam]

^^^ That's easy... she's the one you least want to bang.

[brazilian]

Anything that starts with " My friends... ". I love independent women.

[Adrenaline]

I can't stand it when western women go on about "karma"- what goes around, comes around. They speak of it like a religion and it usually goes hand in hand with their bitchy gossip. Dumbest ideology ever and no logic behind it whatsoever.

[AlphaRN]

When they use the word ``fuckboy.''

Bitch, you are a slut. He isn't your ``fuckboy,'' you are his whore.

[The Man w/ the Golden Gun]

I agree with Ensam from earlier: when they call me "buddy." Fortunately I have nicknames for them too

One girl attempted to pat me on the head. Bye

And, popular slacktivism: "This is what a feminist looks like."

[toejam]

women who are chubby but think they are skinny.

women who are fat but say "thick"

its irritating.

women who claim to only eat organic food from Whole Foods but also eat fries from mcdonalds/burger king/ wendy's

[Pride male]

Making mountains out of molehills.

Newtons first law of emotion. For every male action, there is a female over reaction.

[Caligula]

(05-01-2013 10:11 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

What's now annoying me in the online world is women's obsession with animals. Every other damn post on FB by a woman, it seems, is about animals: either they're cute, or people are evil for wanting to eat them, or this one needs a home, that one is being put into a shelter.

Of course, I say nothing because I'm hoping to bed some of these women. But after that happens, just wait...

I've noticed the animals thing. An obsession with animals. I'm convinced it's a sublimated maternal instinct thing. Girls go through their twenties and much of their thirties not having kids. Or end up childless altogether. The maternal instinct is powerful, it has to come out somehow. Obsession with cute animals is an obvious outlet.

I find it sad more than anything.

[muscless]

Nothing worst then when you see a hot girl with muscular body language.

When I see a hot girl I want to approach, I notice the muscular body language so my approach ends with a detour!

If i try to fuck these girls, i can't keep it up. On the other hand, a nice feminine woman even if she is average, turns me on so much!!

[Anabasis to Desta]

Ask for advice when they clearly don't want to take it so they can blame you later.

My ex used to do that a lot.

Example: St Patrick's day 2013 right before we are about to go out. All translated from Amharic (our language).

Ex: Do you think i should wear a jacket? It looks windy
Me: Yeah grab one just in case.
Ex: But i don' want to carry it around.
Me: Then don't, I'll give you my jacket if it gets chilly.
Ex: But i don't want you to be cold.
Me: (Head exploding) Ok then don't bother bringing it and I won't give you mine either.

2 hours later she's freezing to death and proceeds to tell a couple of our acquaintances ... "OMG it's sooo chilly. I wanted to grab my jacket but Anabasis insisted that i shouldn't."



Bitches truly be crazy. I am fairly certain it wasn't conscious malice on her behalf. That's just how girls are.

[Remington]

Me: I'm hungry. Let's go out and get something.

Her: Alright, let's do it. I'm up for anything.

Me: Ok, let's go get some Italian food.

Her: No, I'm not in the mood for Italian.

Me: We can try that new burger place a couple blocks away.

Her: Nah, I already ate burgers earlier this week.

Me: Great, then we are having Italian.

Edit: It's alright if a woman offers her opinion. Just can't stand it when she says she is down for anything and then starts rattling off "no's." Really grinds my gears.