[POHammer]

I found an opportunity to buy an old zebra for a low price and I've convinced my cousin to buy it and keep it on his ranch.
How much land does it require (small pasture is enough?)

Can I ride it? My guess is no...
Still looks badass, and when it gets too old its edible just like horse. It was gonna get slaughtered anyways, now it will get a few extra years.

[Way Cool Jr]

Not sure if trolling or extreme peacocking...

[Therapsid]

(04-25-2013 10:39 AM)POHammer Wrote:  

I found an opportunity to buy an old zebra for a low price and I've convinced my cousin to buy it and keep it on his ranch.
How much land does it require (small pasture is enough?)

Can I ride it? My guess is no...
Still looks badass, and when it gets too old its edible just like horse. It was gonna get slaughtered anyways, now it will get a few extra years.

Yeah, you're not gonna be riding it. Zebra's are irascible creatures, which is why they were never domesticated like horses and asses were.

Here's something:

"Unlike cattle, which often stay in their assigned range even if the fence is breached, zebras are always looking for a way out. An 8-foot fence is an absolute requirement, and you have to inspect it regularly. (Other animals, like feral pigs and deer, can sometimes break through your fence and free the zebras.)

Zebras are in the same family as horses, and you can feed them the same types of food. If your grass is plentiful and in good condition, you can just let them graze. If your lawn isn't up to snuff, supplement their diet with hay, alfalfa, and carrots."

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...ingle.html

[POHammer]

(04-25-2013 10:48 AM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  

Not sure if trolling or extreme peacocking...

No, it was a rare buy because its old and the guy who owned it died so the family is selling it.

Its not like I'm trying to buy a lion...


Fortunately (Unfortunately?), its got a lame leg so it won't be jumping any fences.

[Ego]

Make a rug out of it when he dead.

Ladies love a zebra rug.

[RonnieB]

Haha, I laughed pretty hard when I saw the thread title. I'd fuckin love to have my own zebra!! POHammer it wouldn't hurt to ask if they can chuck in a lion as part of the deal

[POHammer]

(04-25-2013 10:53 AM)Ego Wrote:  

Make a rug out of it when he dead.

Ladies love a zebra rug.

Yeah, my cousin is good friends with a hunting buff. I'm sure he can mount the head.

...

Regarding lions, I looked into it out of curiosity one time and learned they need lots of meat and expensive vet care. Not happening unless you have lots of cash.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-25-2013 10:39 AM)POHammer Wrote:  

I found an opportunity to buy an old zebra for a low price

[Menace]

This is like some kind of RVF/Seinfeld mutant thread. BTW, what is the proper pronunciation: zee-bra or zeh-bra?

[presidentcarter]

[POHammer]

(04-25-2013 10:53 AM)Ego Wrote:  

Make a rug out of it when he dead.

Ladies love a zebra rug.

Yeah, my cousin is good friends with a hunting buff. I'm sure he can mount the head.

[Samseau]

Man, that is an awesome way to get a girl back to your place.

"Wanna see my Zebra?"

100% close rate, guaranteed. There isn't an American girl under the age of 25 who would say no.

[Roosh]

How much?

[GenJx]

(04-25-2013 11:25 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Man, that is an awesome way to get a girl back to your place.

"Wanna see my Zebra?"

100% close rate, guaranteed. There isn't an American girl under the age of 25 who would say no.

same would work with a lot of exotic animals. which one is the most accessible?

[RonnieB]

Come on you want an elephant and you'll be banging 9's and 10's haha

[el mechanico]

You can ride them. Nothing can go wrong here Zebras are totally warm lovable pets

[GenJx]

you think a snake would work too? "want to come home and see my python?"

[POHammer]

(04-25-2013 11:26 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

How much?

2500 USD

He's old and injured, thats why so cheap.

Usually they will sell for around 6,000.

Some listings:

http://www.lollibros.com/ExoticSales/tab...fault.aspx

[Samseau]

(04-25-2013 11:30 AM)GenJx Wrote:  

(04-25-2013 11:25 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Man, that is an awesome way to get a girl back to your place.

"Wanna see my Zebra?"

100% close rate, guaranteed. There isn't an American girl under the age of 25 who would say no.

same would work with a lot of exotic animals. which one is the most accessible?

I think Zebra's are the best. Girls already get orgasms when riding horses, and love them to death on top of it, so Zebra's are probably the best bet.

Take mad cash to pull it off though, you'd need a stable and a stable-hand at minimum to make sure it is properly cared for (else it'll die).

It'd be super tough to pull off the logistics on this one.

[Tuthmosis]

We're already at Zebra Game. Show me a game forum that's more avant-garde than us.

[EisenBarde]

Who was it that suggested the pool party with circus animals and strippers?

[Hotwheels]

(04-25-2013 12:25 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  

Who was it that suggested the pool party with circus animals and strippers?

I'll take a wild guess and say Mech....

[guerrilla]

what about a dingo?

would a dingo be considered chick bait?

"hey girl, you wanna meet my dingo?"

[Dulceácido]

Anyone else open this thread expecting to see examples of some solid game run on a mixed-race chick?

[Tigre]

(04-25-2013 12:03 PM)POHammer Wrote:  

(04-25-2013 11:26 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

How much?

2500 USD

He's old and injured, thats why so cheap.

Usually they will sell for around 6,000.

Some listings:

http://www.lollibros.com/ExoticSales/tab...fault.aspx

El Mech will be onto this before you know it. Flipping zebras for profit.

Seems you can't eBay a live zebra though - I just searched it and found no useful results.