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04-10-2013, 08:20 PM
Inspired by countless threads of younger generation becoming increasingly faggy and limp-wristed, I'm starting this thread.
Finish the phrase, "If I ever have a boy..." Keep in mind, I understand kids rebel. It's easy to say, "MY kid would never do that." But let's not ruin the fun. I'll start:
If I ever have a boy...
-he's going to learn how to fight. If he's a bully, I'll tell him to keep it in check...but not too much.
-if he gets picked on, I'm going to let him get picked on and tell him the only way to not get picked on is to fight back with physical violence
-all he's going to hear from me is the importance of pussy, muscles, and money
-he'll be allowed to drop out of school only if he gets his diploma equivalent and starts working. Can be blue collar too. I'd rather he hang out with Mexican immigrants washing dishes than sitting in class getting the SWPL fem-centric indoctrination. No better way to really understand the importance of entrepeneurship than hard manual labor.
-he'll be allowed to pursue whatever he wants as long as he's the best at it and has a competitive spirit.
-he'll be encouraged to get in trouble as long as he's willing to face the repercussions. I'll bail his ass out only when shit gets REALLY bad, but if he wants to sell weed, fuck girls, and drive fast, more power to him. I'll give him the token "talk" here and there and try to rein it in a little. Just a little.
-he'll be prohibited from ever bringing home a fat or ugly girl.
-he'll spend his summers split between working like a dog, and travelling. The only "spoiling" he'll get is a paid trip to Ibiza, Budapest, Amsterdam, etc. He'll be culturally ahead of the pack and already get a taste for partying and pussy hunting.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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04-10-2013, 08:28 PM
I agree. And what if you have a girl? Just keep her off the pole.
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04-10-2013, 08:29 PM
I'm going to make son enlist in the USMC infantry so we can share the wonderful joys of being a junior lance corporal in a war zone fighting for a country that absolutely despises you
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04-10-2013, 08:30 PM
I would send him to the Philippines the summer before College. That way he could get whatever remaining pent up sexual needs from high school out of the way to help him focus on his studies.
Teach him investing principles at a young age. It would help him see the potential of wealth creation and the damage consumer debt can cause.
Teach him about game and give him some "required" reading
Game/red pill article links
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04-10-2013, 09:00 PM
I would tell him some basic facts about women and how to attract them but I would also tell him to go out and experience life for yourself. Nothing beats self taught lessons because they stick with you forever even if they are costly to learn.
I would not tell him how to live his life, he would need to work out for himself what makes him happy.
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04-10-2013, 09:19 PM
RISUG. (google it)
A young man can too easily knock up some cupcake and then his life is effectively over.
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04-10-2013, 09:33 PM
I'll have him watch dragon ball z at a young age.
Have him talk to people who provide services, random people, etc, at a young age.
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04-10-2013, 09:40 PM
Quote: (04-10-2013 09:33 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
Okay, so which of you is going to be the first to step up and have a kid?
Not for another 20 years.
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04-10-2013, 09:48 PM
Quote: (04-10-2013 09:33 PM)kickboxer Wrote:
I'll have him watch dragon ball z at a young age.
Can you elaborate on that one? Curious...I never watched it.
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04-10-2013, 10:47 PM
If I had a boy, I would...
- Keep him steer clear of Internet porn (and most of the Internet; teach him the importance of moderation and protecting his privacy)
- Teach him the value of work and saving money
- Teach him the basics of game: how to become confident, and why not to put the opposite sex on a pedestal, like all his male peers would probably be doing
- Get him into lifting (after hitting puberty). If I don't have my own home gym setup by then, I'll take him to one and teach him. If he decides to play a sport like football, it'll keep him from taking in bad advice, doing dumb ass shit in the weight room, and getting injured needlessly.
- Have him develop a hobby (i.e. a musical instrument) of his choosing so he can hone his craft. I used to play the cello when I was younger, getting back into it now--I wish I had been more diligent with my practice then.
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04-11-2013, 01:00 AM
I would enforce a strict healthy diet.
Get him into a variety of activities that make him think.
Get him into multiple athletic activities, including, wrestling, martial arts, boxing, regular sports, track and gymnastics. Research shows that kids have a small window where they can learn to be more athletic.
Montessori and all boys schools. I'd teach him about reality and red pill thinking. There would be limited television, and I'd make him learn an instrument.
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04-11-2013, 06:48 AM
If I had a boy I would...
-Have him learn at least one language. I dont know either a business language (mandarian) or a player language ( spanish, porte).
-Teach him the importance of confidence and public speaking
-Teach him the value of money
-Have him experience living aboard for a few summer
-Have him learn to salsa
-Have him learn the value of personal appearance
-Teach him that pussy is pussy and that is all it is. If she is a 9 or a 5 she stille have the hamster wheel spinning.
-Approach, approach, approach... you never know what you can get until you try.
-Finally, networking more important than experience. If you know the right people you can get almost anywhere in life.
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04-11-2013, 08:32 AM
I very fucking much like this thread.
- Work in a farm during the summers. Getting up early, milking cows, riding horses, going hiking, carrying heavy shit.
- Going to wrestling, bjj, striking camps where champions teach to supplement training.
- Salsa, merengue,
- Spanish , English, Mandarin will be spoken perfectly
- Strength and Conditioning with his old man
- Daygaming TOGETHER
- Learning to drink responsibly
- Traveling abroad
- Philosophy
- Surfing
- Shooting
- Understanding the anatomy of female power
- 48 laws of power
- Camping, hunting, fishing
- Mechanical engineering
- Math
- Cooking
- Motorcycles
- Style, how to dress
- Bodylanguage
- Being in the field solo
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04-11-2013, 09:18 AM
If I ever have a boy,
I'll teach him how to think for himself. Just that itself will put him ahead of 90% of the world. And if he truly has my genes, he'll figure everything else out. There are certain things I didn't appreciate until I was older. My boy will go on his own path and figure life out on his own. And as long as he keeps thinking (and consequently) learning, he'll do great.
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04-11-2013, 10:05 AM
I'm teaching my kids, boys AND girls (I'm planning on a having a few to carry my genes far and wide) to question authority, knowing when to break the rules and how to do so effectively. That includes questioning my authority and breaking my rules (as long as it's a clever and nothing stupid i.e; setting fire to the house or some crazy shit).
Being the smart ass who gets away with telling the teacher off and skipping class while getting decent grades isn't easy, but that kids gets respect from teachers and students alike. I got "Steal This Book" for my 13th birthday, if that tells you anything about the influence I got as a kid. Knowing how to really raise hell is the one really valuable lesson I was taught as a kid, and I'd like to pass it down.
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04-11-2013, 10:07 AM
I want to get married when I'm around 40 to some exotic woman and have like 6 kids.
Totally serious.
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04-11-2013, 03:20 PM
Yeah, essentially my idea for the thread came from seeing all these articles of faggy young guys these days, and a sort of wish-list for my own childhood.
I think my dad is pretty alpha. Vietnam combat vet. Was married to a smoking hot brazilian model. I've seen pictures of him in Miami in the early 70s, back from Vietnam. He was in a surfing and weightlifting club. Ripped to shreds.
Problem is, is I didn't see any of that until I was already in my 20s, simply because he wasn't there very much. He kept all this shit to himself until I started asking him a lot of questions.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
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04-11-2013, 03:45 PM
I think playing team sports helps in the development of a kid. The competition, male bonding, dealing with criticism from coaches, and helps social status in high school/college. Back when kids played sports--you didn't get trophies for just participation. The best players played, the scrubs rode the bench, the winners got trophies, the losers practiced to get better. Now my 10 year old nephew is getting hardware for coming in 6th place---no disappointment in his performance. I look back at those days playing baseball and football with great appreciation.
Having a strong father figure teaching right and wrong is invaluable. I see fathers these days being treated like shit in public by women--that cannot be good for a young kids to see.
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04-11-2013, 05:19 PM
I don't think I can teach my kid anything I don't know already. So the first step would be to foster interest in the lil' bastard to higher knowledge and skills in life but teach him these in the meantime. If I have money I'm definitely going to supplement his education any way possible.
If I had a son I would do the following
- Enroll him in a proper gymnastics course to get good and swole by the time he's 16. When you get to even intermediate isometric holds it makes pussies out of powerlifters and you're married to a gym besides. Then he can be captain of the football team in high school or at least on the team. I felt cheated by not playing football in high school so I would like him to at least participate.
- Same with Krav Maga or boxing, spend the money and enroll him.
- Enroll him in a basic dance course while young so he can slay bitches at 16 or 18 instead of struggling in his mid-20s to even get on the dance floor.
- Teach him the fundamentals of math so he knows calculus at 13 and set theory by 15.
- At least one, preferably two foreign languages. I would guess Mandarin and Russian or Spanish. I'm biased towards German but I hope to have at least a conversational grasp of some of these by 30.
- My instinct is to say fuck musical instruments but a little guitar is A-OK in my book.
- Boy Scouts, heavily supplemented by myself.
- I think it's too weird to get involved in my son's "game". I would (maybe?) teach him the approach, female hypergamy, and do not marry until old and senile, but hand him a copy of "Bang" in the meantime because I'm sure it will still be relevant.
- Definitely teach him to drink responsibly. We'd also have an open dialogue about any and all drug and tobacco use. It's not like I haven't been there, not talking about it is just going to make rifts that shouldn't exist. I would hate to shit if my son got involved in drugs and turned into a fuckup.
Then some general life skills
- How to fix a car or truck.
- How to walk into the woods and walk out with handmade deer-killing weaponry inside of three days to a week.
- How to fire a gun.
- Skinning and quartering large and small game.
- For the final test I will put him in the woods alone for about a week with a gallon jug of water, a tarp, some tin foil, and a knife. He has to shift for himself and kill something and eat it before he can come back home. Depending on how well he does earlier I might let him have a .22 with twenty rounds of ammo since bowhunting is kind of a pain in the ass.
That way if the shit hits the fan he has a valuable life-sustaining skill.