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04-12-2013, 04:29 PM
We need no prenuptial agreement, she is different.
Her kids love me as if I were their real father.
She says vasectomy is easy and painless, and will improve our sexual life.
My life without her would be meaningless.
If he scores we all do! (refering to a friend of the group who is taking a girl home while they entertain their ugly mean friends).
He is just an old friend, like a brother.
If women rule the world there would be no wars or starvation.
And there are certain words that give him away... only a big fat beta would call another man misoginist or chauvinistic.
And remember, behind every proud happy Beta there is a great future cuckold.
She go crazy, is hamster!
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04-13-2013, 07:55 PM
"fuck you! are you kidding me!? you're an asshole"
"dude that will never work, sorry"
"not all girls want to be treated like shit"
"dude fuck the game!"
"I mean, just treat her the way you would want to be treated!"
"just tell her how you feel man"
"dude she just got out of an abusive relationship with this total asshole"
"that will only work on sluts"
"dude you've gotta lighten up"
"the worlds not out to get you man"
"I don't know what to get her"
"I'm thinking of moving in with her"
"she's taking me to meet her parents"
"dude all that game stuff just puts you in your head man, just get out more"
"I'll just let them come to me"
"you can't believe everything you read on the internet man! That dude (referring to Roosh) probably never get's laid, how can he keep up writing so much and be getting laid as much as he says he is on his website?"
"yeah I want to get married."
"dude I don't know man I just feel like she's the one"
"she's not going to do shit man we love each other too much"
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04-30-2013, 03:18 PM
'I only want to tone up'
Usually the type of fags who workout with their girlfriends.
Quote: (03-05-2016 02:42 PM)SudoRoot Wrote:
Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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04-30-2013, 04:53 PM
And you can't top this one.
'It's not my baby, is it?'
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05-01-2013, 11:51 AM
'I only want what's best for you'
Mangina forcing his buddy down the deathtrap that is marriage.
'We haven't had sex since (insert year here)'
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05-07-2013, 12:16 AM
"Get a life. And see a doctor for the HIV. Cheer up."
-Beta poster on the Roosh V blog
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05-07-2013, 04:46 PM
Friend gets introduced to a girl, talks to her for five minutes:
"Wow, she is so amazing, she is studying _____ and knows so much about ______, so smart and witty, with such great friends."
Me: Big deal, she put makeup on and a dress, has a large memory where she stores multisyllabic words and buzzwords about some shit she read in the New York Times, makes snarky lame jokes with her friends that all wish they were on Sex and the City.
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05-07-2013, 05:04 PM
"You don't know what it's like to truly love a woman"
"She's a 10 for me"
"No, she would never do that"
"I think she's the one"
I used to have this friend that would act all bad-ass and shit, refer to his girlfriend as his 'dumb bitch', when in reality he was completely whipped. One time, right as he was telling a story about his 'dumb bitch', his phone rings -it's her, and the conversation goes a little like this:
"Yea? Oh hey cutiepie. I'm just out with some friends having a be..what? Yeah of course i'll be back in time to watch the movie. Baby you know i wouldn't lie to you...(long silence)..baby why are you acting like this..is something wrong?? You sure? Ok..i love you, i'll call you when i get back home..me too."
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05-07-2013, 05:16 PM
I hate when guys emulate snarky female humor:
(When they agree with a comment or article online) - "This."
-"said no one ever"
-"wins the internet" or "just won the internet"
-"Sorry I'm not sorry"
-"Wow, just wow"
-"Fro-yo"
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05-07-2013, 05:21 PM
I found this gem on facebook a couple weeks ago, it brings tears to my eyes for reasons other than what the author was trying to convey:
"We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up an tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXT< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2:00a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/
Stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! don't 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Dont get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media for your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect, someone who will honor your moral. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you , no matter how you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're are doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'I love you'...and actually mean if. Give the nice guys a change. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute...Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this..
this is a repost.
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05-07-2013, 06:24 PM
I think the most beta thing you can say is "I dunno"
Want to hit the gym... I dunno
So are you gonna take that job... I dunno
Hey man want to go to this bar tonight... I dunno
Indeciciveness is you giving all your power away to someone else.
Taking time to consider something very important is the opposite though ie taking a new job and weighing pros and cons
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05-07-2013, 06:37 PM
Yeah women hate indecisiveness in a man
"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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05-07-2013, 06:38 PM
Even when I am indecisive in my mind and I'm around a women, I usually make my mind up quick just to not look indecisive.
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05-07-2013, 06:41 PM
"That's so not okay" Uttered by betas and bitches everywhere
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump