[soup]

"Please"

"I'm sorry"

""

"I don't like younger girls because I can't really talk to them."

"I need feminism because I'm tired of feeling 'UNMANLY' for enjoying my girlfriend's strap-on"

"Never hit a woman.. no matter what"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Do you love me?"

"I work hard, but I play hard"

[Tuthmosis]

"We have nothing in common."
(As excuse.)

"Why is she with that douchebag?"
(Alternate version: "What does she see in that guy?")

[kenny_powers]

"i trust her"

[Doctor]

I've seen this in Facebook multiple times the last few weeks for some reason:
"It takes a real man to raise another man's child" or "it takes a real man to stand where another man ran away" or some shit like that.

Doesn't help that most of the dudes I know in this situation are pussies and are now f'ed for life.

[InternationPlayboy]

(03-28-2013 04:06 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

"Why is she with that douchebag?"
(Alternate version: "What does she see in that guy?")

I would hear this a lot at my last job. I would usually respond with, "He must be doing something right." Or "So, who are you fucking tonight?" - I'd only use that on dudes that weren't getting pussy obviously.

[kenny_powers]

"I'm a nice guy"

[Nascimento]

Quote:

women don't like men for who they are, they like them for how they make them feel

Money.

[All or Nothing]

Here's a couple that have been said by some of thirstiest guys at my school:

Why is she dating those losers instead of me?

I could satisfy her unlike all those other guys she fucks because unlike them, I'm a real man.

God! I can't believe you fucked that guy (and not me)! You are such a slut!

[mental]

"You gotta know a chick a little bit, that's way too fast." - beta's opinion on fucking a girl after 3 or less dates.

[Rah]

"Welp"

"Whoops" / "Whoopsy"

"_______ much?"

[Hades]

I had this conversation with some guy, inadvertently about his oneitis, my first month of college.

"I heard that this lizard from the track team is single."
"Who? ... Brittany? She just dumped her boyfriend, if that's what you mean. Why bring that up?"
"I'm also single."
"Oh, (snarky swpl chuckle), there's NO WAY you could land a woman like that. She has standards."
"She wanted you to be best friends with her, I take it."
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT."

[Days of Broken Arrows]

"I think if you love your woman you would want her to be independent as well."

"I believe it´s possible to the woman to have a good job and still be feminine."

I admit I just stole these from a guy named Strickland who made a comment at ROK. But they needed to be immortalized.

[scotian]

No those pants don't make you look fat, you look great!

[Fredster]

" A female's opinion is very important to me"
" Mate, no way I could hook up with her, I'm like a 4 compared to her"

My friend accidentally softly brushes up against hot chick's arm while walking past "Sorry, sorry!! I did not mean that" <---I loled so hard when I heard that.

[kenny_powers]

"I'm offended"

[kenny_powers]

do you take this woman to be your wife

"I DO"

[kenny_powers]

"my wife handles the finances"

[Vacancier Permanent]

"Let me ask the boss"
"the missus wouldn't be happy"
"the missus wouldn't approve of it"
"she would kill me"
"I gotta be home by 9pm"
"she would never allow me to do this/go there"
"I wish I could join you"

[Vacancier Permanent]

I've seen guys at the Future Shop (big electronics shop chain in Canada) who are drooling over say a nice big flat screen tv but yet have to call the wife or worst, the gf, to ask for permission to buy it using HIS own freaking money! How could anyone respect a guy (I have a real hard time using the word "man" in cases like that) ever again?

(03-29-2013 12:59 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

"my wife handles the finances"

[Technics]

(03-29-2013 01:35 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

I've seen guys at the Future Shop (big electronics shop chain in Canada) who are drooling over say a nice big flat screen tv but yet have to call the wife or worst, the gf, to ask for permission to buy it using HIS own freaking money! How could anyone respect a guy (I have a real hard time using the word "man" in cases like that) ever again?

(03-29-2013 12:59 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

"my wife handles the finances"

You hit a raw nerve with me on this one VP. Agreed, such "guys" are not to be even called men. I think these guys have some sort of twisted idea that it's funny or progressive. A guy like this is as spineless as a jelly-fish and is not to be trusted in other areas, either, in my opinion.

[durangotang]

How about this one: "I can't afford it."

[Bronan the Barbarian!]

The one I hate the most is "fair enough!" Betas always spit that shit out when they can't think of a reply or comeback. Also I've been hearing dudes say "sorry not sorry" lately.

[Merenguero]

"Country X is dangerous. You'll get killed if you go there."
"I don't want to hurt my credit."
"You need a BMW to be able to get girls."
"It's dangerous to travel by yourself."
"How can you go to a bar by yourself"?

I'm pretty sure the same person said all those pendejadas to me at some point.

[placer]

(03-28-2013 02:52 PM)soup Wrote:  

"Never hit a woman.. no matter what"

While I generally agree on the others, I disagree on this one. "I never hit her" is the embodiment of manliness and something a real Alpha will say. If a woman's hamster starts going in to overdrive and a man feels he might react to her hamster by getting physically violent, he needs to leave right away before he does something that can get him arrested.

[Lucky]

I asked my coworker if he'd like to join us for drinks.

"Maybe, I'll have to ask my girlfriend for a hall pass."

He lives with this ugly bitch.

And there's another one.

"Maybe we should move in together"