[Don Juan Tenorio]

We need no prenuptial agreement, she is different.

Her kids love me as if I were their real father.

She says vasectomy is easy and painless, and will improve our sexual life.

My life without her would be meaningless.

If he scores we all do! (refering to a friend of the group who is taking a girl home while they entertain their ugly mean friends).

He is just an old friend, like a brother.

If women rule the world there would be no wars or starvation.

And there are certain words that give him away... only a big fat beta would call another man misoginist or chauvinistic.

And remember, behind every proud happy Beta there is a great future cuckold.

[Pinch]

"fuck you! are you kidding me!? you're an asshole"

"dude that will never work, sorry"

"not all girls want to be treated like shit"

"dude fuck the game!"

"I mean, just treat her the way you would want to be treated!"

"just tell her how you feel man"

"dude she just got out of an abusive relationship with this total asshole"

"that will only work on sluts"

"dude you've gotta lighten up"

"the worlds not out to get you man"

"I don't know what to get her"

"I'm thinking of moving in with her"

"she's taking me to meet her parents"

"dude all that game stuff just puts you in your head man, just get out more"

"I'll just let them come to me"

"you can't believe everything you read on the internet man! That dude (referring to Roosh) probably never get's laid, how can he keep up writing so much and be getting laid as much as he says he is on his website?"

"yeah I want to get married."

"dude I don't know man I just feel like she's the one"

"she's not going to do shit man we love each other too much"

[Matt Forney]

"Remember, your wife has half of the money and all of the pussy."

My family seems to love this one for some reason.

[Quintus Flaminius]

I win
'She broke my heart'
'That's not progressive'
'She'd be the perfect mother'

[Surreyman]

'I only want to tone up'

Usually the type of fags who workout with their girlfriends.

[Quintus Flaminius]

And you can't top this one.
'It's not my baby, is it?'

[Quintus Flaminius]

'I only want what's best for you'

Mangina forcing his buddy down the deathtrap that is marriage.

'We haven't had sex since (insert year here)'

[Merenguero]

"Get a life. And see a doctor for the HIV. Cheer up."
-Beta poster on the Roosh V blog

[TheRookie]

Friend gets introduced to a girl, talks to her for five minutes:

"Wow, she is so amazing, she is studying _____ and knows so much about ______, so smart and witty, with such great friends."

Me: Big deal, she put makeup on and a dress, has a large memory where she stores multisyllabic words and buzzwords about some shit she read in the New York Times, makes snarky lame jokes with her friends that all wish they were on Sex and the City.

[InternationPlayboy]

(04-30-2013 03:18 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  

'I only want to tone up'

Usually the type of fags who workout with their girlfriends.

I don't see that being beta. I would honestly rather have the type of figure that Brad Pitt had in fight club over the look The Rock has in his new movie Pain and Gain. Most girls prefer a nice tone over a muscle head.

[Don]

"You don't know what it's like to truly love a woman"
"She's a 10 for me"
"No, she would never do that"
"I think she's the one"

I used to have this friend that would act all bad-ass and shit, refer to his girlfriend as his 'dumb bitch', when in reality he was completely whipped. One time, right as he was telling a story about his 'dumb bitch', his phone rings -it's her, and the conversation goes a little like this:
"Yea? Oh hey cutiepie. I'm just out with some friends having a be..what? Yeah of course i'll be back in time to watch the movie. Baby you know i wouldn't lie to you...(long silence)..baby why are you acting like this..is something wrong?? You sure? Ok..i love you, i'll call you when i get back home..me too."

[TheRookie]

I hate when guys emulate snarky female humor:

(When they agree with a comment or article online) - "This."

-"said no one ever"

-"wins the internet" or "just won the internet"

-"Sorry I'm not sorry"

-"Wow, just wow"

-"Fro-yo"

[K Galt]

I wrote a blog post once based on trying to recall all the beta phrases I ever used, before finding the red pill on teh Interwebz... when I was a pussywhipped sackless average married chump.

Lamentations of the Nice Guy

Quote:

Why do you have to be so upset all the time?

What should I do? What would you like me to do?

Yes, Dear.

Would you like to do this? How about that?

Please, Hon?

What do you mean you can't do this anymore?

I'm sorry.

What do you mean you're unhappy? How can I make you happy?

Can I call you tomorrow?

Would you like to have sex tonight? Why not? PLEASE?!?!

Girls night out? I hope you have fun with the girls then!

I'm so sorry!

If it will make you happy, than I'll do it.

But I had plans! I made you a nice dinner, and picked up a good bottle of wine and I rented that movie you wanted to see and...... ah well, that's okay. Don't worry about it. You go out and have fun, I'll just save the food in the fridge and reheat it for you tomorrow. Don't worry about, it's not a big deal...I understand the sale ends tomorrow and you and your friends need to take advantage of it while it's so cheap. Have fun, and know that I'll be thinking of you while you girls are shopping! Love you!

Would you like this one, or would you like that one?

Will you accept my apology?

If you don't like it, I have the receipt so that you can return it and get something you do like!

Would you like to hear this song your beauty inspired me to write for you?

I'll make it up to you...I PROMISE!

What do you think about this? Is it good? Do you like it? Maybe you'll like it better if did this instead?

What should we do today?

How come you never want to have sex anymore?

Why won't you accept my apology?

Wow, he's such a jerk! Why do your friends always go out with guys like that?

Should we go to counseling?

Can I go fishing with Dave this weekend? PLEASE?!?!

Would you like me to hold your purse for you?

Will you make love to me?

Sure I'll get your tampons for you....which brand do you prefer? Absorbent or Super-Absorbent? Do you need any pads, too?

Where do you want to go? What would you like to eat?

OF COURSE you don't look fat in those jeans!

I feel like we need to work on our communication skills. I feel like we don't have meaningful conversations anymore, and I really want us to become more intimate.

Would it be okay if I go surfing with Joe tomorrow? I'll be back in time so we can do something...

NO, I was NOT looking at her!

Okay, I'll sell it or give it away...I don't really need it.

I'm sorry.

Anything you want...I'll do it!

What do you mean I always lie? I do NOT!

Do you love me as much as I love you?

Would you like to hear this poem I wrote for you?

Steve is having his bachelor party this weekend. Don't worry though, I'm not going, as there will be strippers there and I know how you don't want me to be around things like that. Don't worry, it's okay, he'll understand. Yeah, we've been friends since elementary school, but he knows how important our relationship is and that I would never disrespect you like that!

You are the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth!

How can we make our relationship better?

Can you please kiss me?

I'm sorry....

Do you need help with that?

Yes, it's my fault...again. I'm sorry.

Would you like me to....

Hey....I said I'm sorry!

Please don't hang up on me....hello? HELLO?!?!?

Yes, I really did say most of those things at one time or another. Re-reading that again makes me feel like puking. I want to go back in time and kick my own ass.

[Chunnel]

I found this gem on facebook a couple weeks ago, it brings tears to my eyes for reasons other than what the author was trying to convey:

"We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up an tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXT< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2:00a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/
Stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! don't 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Dont get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media for your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect, someone who will honor your moral. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you , no matter how you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're are doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'I love you'...and actually mean if. Give the nice guys a change. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute...Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this..
this is a repost.

[InternationPlayboy]

(05-07-2013 05:21 PM)Chunnel Wrote:  

I found this gem on facebook a couple weeks ago, it brings tears to my eyes for reasons other than what the author was trying to convey:

"We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up an tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXT< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2:00a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/
Stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! don't 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Dont get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media for your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect, someone who will honor your moral. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you , no matter how you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're are doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'I love you'...and actually mean if. Give the nice guys a change. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute...Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this..
this is a repost.

I think I've seen this before. Omega.

[WesternCancer]

I think the most beta thing you can say is "I dunno"

Want to hit the gym... I dunno

So are you gonna take that job... I dunno

Hey man want to go to this bar tonight... I dunno

Indeciciveness is you giving all your power away to someone else.

Taking time to consider something very important is the opposite though ie taking a new job and weighing pros and cons

[InternationPlayboy]

(05-07-2013 06:24 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

I think the most beta thing you can say is "I dunno"

Want to hit the gym... I dunno

So are you gonna take that job... I dunno

Hey man want to go to this bar tonight... I dunno

Indeciciveness is you giving all your power away to someone else.

Taking time to consider something very important is the opposite though ie taking a new job and weighing pros and cons

I watched a girl in Colombia leave a dude (My goofy roommate if you followed my trip) after having talked to him for a month straight over Skype because he was acting like this. They were at the store and he kept saying he didn't know what he wanted. She would ask him something and say, "I dunno." We were all supposed to go out that night. They had been talking for a month over skype before he came to town, that day was the first day they met. She told us, "I have to go home and change before I go out." Later that night she told us her uncle was sick and didn't come out. After that she said her best friend died. The excuses Colombian girls will use. I knew that was why though. She showed her that he was not a true man and not confident in his own decisions. Hell, even more so it made it look like he lived with his mom his whole life because he kept saying he didn't know how to make this and that. He was such a mangina.

[MrXY]

Yeah women hate indecisiveness in a man

[InternationPlayboy]

Even when I am indecisive in my mind and I'm around a women, I usually make my mind up quick just to not look indecisive.

[JohnKreese]

"That's so not okay" Uttered by betas and bitches everywhere