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01-30-2013, 06:57 PM
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01-30-2013, 07:22 PM
Tuthmosis, where'd you find that picture of my girlfriend?
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01-30-2013, 07:51 PM
I was banging my main. Her friend was sitting there naked. She watched quietly. Couldn't think of an opener. Awkward.
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01-30-2013, 08:26 PM
A girl walked up to me, pointed both her forefingers at herself and said "open this one-set" but I couldn't think of an opener.
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01-30-2013, 09:52 PM
I was dancing, and the only 10 I've seen in the flesh in my life walked up to me, and said "Hi handsome. I like the way you move. I've always had a fantasy of having sex with a guy whose name I don't even know".
My heart rate accelerated, my hands went clammy, I had never encountered anything like this before. Surely this is the stuff of fantasy....
My lips parted and a soft wisp of air exhaled as if about to form words.
One of her hands held mine. With the other, she raised a finger to my lips, "Shhhh....", she smiled, "It's OK hun....you don't have to say a thing".
I looked down at the ground, feeling inadequate in not being able to prove I am a man. I even told her how I felt...
"Sorry babe... I can't think of an opener....."
I turned around and walked away, shoulders slumped and feeling dejected.
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01-30-2013, 10:13 PM
I was looking for a pet store, when I saw a girl walking towards me with a bag from Petsmart.
I couldn't think of an opener.
I am the cock carousel
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01-31-2013, 07:11 AM
Alright alright, guys hear me out. Enough of the horse play, let's be serious for a minute.
The other day I caught a girl lurking on the RVF. She looked perplexed and confused, as she was trying to write up a data sheet.
I wanted to tell her you can't register to post until the 1st as it reduces trolls, but I couldn't think of an opener.
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01-31-2013, 10:20 AM
Stop fucking around guys, I need some help on this situation:
I was doing a plumbing job for this cougar down the road, and as I walked in she said, "Gee, I haven't got any money. I'll have to think of another way to pay you." I thought to myself wtf.. I only take cash.
Anyway, As I was working she looked at my crotch and said, "I'm sure you have a big enough tool for the job."
I wasn't sure whether she was interested, and I felt a bit weird with her being there wrapped up in just a towel. Normally, I'd try and game her, but I couldn't think of an opener.
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01-31-2013, 12:50 PM
I was at a college basketball game last night and there were so many fine young girls around me. I had a press row seat and a cute freshman girl asked me if she could sit next to me but I couldn't think of an opener.
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01-31-2013, 01:16 PM
Quote: (01-29-2013 06:35 PM)Mikev75 Wrote:
While at my son's indoor soccer practice i noticed that one of the moms had this forum open on her phone. (7.5) Can't decide if that's a good or bad sign. I wanted to make a comment to her but didn't come up with anything good.
"Which forum member would you bang? Cause if it's Ali-B, today is your lucky day!"
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02-03-2013, 02:21 PM
This might be my favorite thread to date.
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02-03-2013, 02:42 PM
Quote: (01-30-2013 07:15 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Clumpy mascara, 2/10, WNB.
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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02-03-2013, 03:09 PM
This chick, she wanted anal, her asshole was so tight, I couldn't think of an opener.
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02-03-2013, 06:04 PM
Quote: (02-03-2013 03:09 PM)UnW Wrote:
This chick, she wanted anal, her asshole was so tight, I couldn't think of an opener.
Try some lube. That'll open'er.
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02-03-2013, 06:07 PM
Quote: (02-03-2013 06:04 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:
Quote: (02-03-2013 03:09 PM)UnW Wrote:
This chick, she wanted anal, her asshole was so tight, I couldn't think of an opener.
Try some lube. That'll open'er.
You mean high viscosity stool pusher.
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02-03-2013, 10:13 PM
Quote: (01-30-2013 10:21 AM)Roosh Wrote:
While at the coffee shop today, I saw a girl reading The 48 Laws Of Power, one of my favorite books of all time. I got really excited, but I couldn't think of an opener.
Is that the 48 Laws of Power you are reading? I love that book. Have you read the 33 strategies of war?
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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02-03-2013, 10:15 PM
Quote: (01-30-2013 10:36 AM)kenny_powers Wrote:
I was sitting at the bar last night, a girl sitting alone ordered a MacAllan 12 neat, one of my favorite Scotches. I got really excited, but I didn't know what to say.
Did you just order scotch? I thought all women ordered their liquor with coke.
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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02-03-2013, 10:38 PM
I tuned into this thread about to make another opener joke when I realized some newbie (renotime)can't tell we are screwing around. I was wanted to break it to him gently, but couldn't think of an opener.