I was sitting at the bus stop earlier and there was a really hot Arab chick sitting there with a sign around her neck that read "come say hi if you want to bang me in the ass". I got really excited, but couldn't think of an opener.

Jajaja!

I was at the scene of a terrible accident and saw a perfect 10 with a sprained ankle. In spite of years of working as fully qualified paramedic, I just watched her suffer.

Last night I had sex with a girl and afterward was laying in bed with her. After a little while I wanted to go for a second round, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Total disservice to your Rvf brethren. Hit up that soccer field again and say something, at the minimum grunt lol.

I was on the gym treadmill. Next to me was a girl cooling down while using her phone. She was real cute. I looked at the screen and saw that she was reading MY twitter feed. The odds of that happening must be one in a million, but I couldn't think of an opener.

I woke up the other night from an erotic dream. There was a naked girl in my bed, sitting on my face, grinding her wet labia back and forth across my lips, begging me to eat her pussy, but I couldn't think of an opener.

After fleeing my metropolis home in midst of a nuclear crisis, I stumbled upon an underground bunker full of virgins who were all solid 8s and higher. Apparently they were also doomsday preppers and had plenty of extra supplies for me to live comfortably, but I couldn't think of an opener.

A legit 10/10 handed me my favorite brand of canned soup, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Just the other day I was sailing the Seven Seas in a solo round the world voyage, when I lost my bearings and became hopelessly adrift of my original course. My boat was consumed in a titanic storm of waves.

I blacked out but eventually, the next thing I knew I woke up ashore on an island I now know to be Poosy Paradise. It turned out to be populated by an Amazonian tribe of women. They nursed me back to health, I wanted to communicate, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Quote: (01-30-2013 11:55 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I was on the gym treadmill. Next to me was a girl cooling down while using her phone. She was real cute. I looked at the screen and saw that she was reading MY twitter feed. The odds of that happening must be one in a million, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Are you serious? That's nuts.

You could have opened her by posting shit about her on your twitter as she was reading it.

"I'm sitting next to a girl at xxx gym and she's reading my twitter feed as I write this."

Quote: (01-30-2013 01:42 PM)soup Wrote:  

Quote: (01-30-2013 11:55 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I was on the gym treadmill. Next to me was a girl cooling down while using her phone. She was real cute. I looked at the screen and saw that she was reading MY twitter feed. The odds of that happening must be one in a million, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Are you serious? That's nuts.

You could have opened her by posting shit about her on your twitter as she was reading it.

"I'm sitting next to a girl at xxx gym and she's reading my twitter feed as I write this."

Quote: (01-30-2013 02:02 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote: (01-30-2013 01:42 PM)soup Wrote:  

Quote: (01-30-2013 11:55 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I was on the gym treadmill. Next to me was a girl cooling down while using her phone. She was real cute. I looked at the screen and saw that she was reading MY twitter feed. The odds of that happening must be one in a million, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Are you serious? That's nuts.

You could have opened her by posting shit about her on your twitter as she was reading it.

"I'm sitting next to a girl at xxx gym and she's reading my twitter feed as I write this."

Oh- OK I get it. This is going to become like the "was this beta?" thread.

Nevermind..

Can't top "was having sex but can't think of an opener" .

A beautiful young girl came up to me and said "Hi," but I couldn't think of an opener!

My phone was ringing, I looked at the screen...couldn't think of an opener so let it ring out.

I was beating this dead horse, when a hot girl walked up to me and asked what an opener was, but I couldn't think of an opener to start the conversation and tell her.

A perfect 10 said she'd suck my dick if I shared my can of peaches, but I couldn't come up with an opener.

damnit, someone already posted something like that


It probably would be pretty fucking awkward to talk to a girl about the roosh forum. I just discussed politics with some underclassmen earlier today and that was an exercise in how stupid their opinions are.

Quote: (01-30-2013 02:26 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  

A perfect 10 said she'd suck my dick if I shared my can of peaches, but I couldn't come up with an opener.

I got you bro.

HI,
I am looking for this petshop.... its supposed to be near here.

Add this one to the forum memes along with "Was this beta?" ™.

Quote: (01-30-2013 10:47 AM)scorpion Wrote:  

Last night I had sex with a girl and afterward was laying in bed with her. After a little while I wanted to go for a second round, but I couldn't think of an opener.

Ha, this one got me to laugh. Winner.

I think he got the message and has been caned enough, he got the picture, won;t happen again!

"Lifes about, shooting your load"

I was departing from Troy the other day. After being driven off-course, I blinded a cyclops with a wooden stake, was cursed by the god of the sea, saw my fleet get destroyed by giant cannibals, survived a shipwreck by clinging to a fig tree, was imprisoned on an island for seven years as a sex slave, escaped on a raft built by my own hands, shot an arrow through a dozen axe heads to win a woman's hand and then slayed all of her suitors.

I really wanted to say something to her, but I couldn't think of an opener.

I'm probably digging myself deeper here, but I can't resist pointing out that I wasn't trying to open her per se. Had I wanted to do that it would have been piece of cake. It's easy to talk to moms when you are at kid events like sports practices, bday parties etc. There is a built in topic of conversation and bitch shields are low. The thing is, being recently divorced, I'd like to keep my sex life and my parent life separate for now.

I save women for business trips.

I was just interested yet annoyed by the fact she was reading RVF and wanted to make a comment.

Quote: (01-30-2013 03:40 PM)Mikev75 Wrote:  

I'm probably digging myself deeper here, but I can't resist pointing out that I wasn't trying to open her per se. Had I wanted to do that it would have been piece of cake. It's easy to talk to moms when you are at kid events like sports practices, bday parties etc. There is a built in topic of conversation and bitch shields are low. The thing is, being recently divorced, I'd like to keep my sex life and my parent life separate for now.

I save women for business trips.

I was just interested yet annoyed by the fact she was reading RVF and wanted to make a comment.

We're only messing mate, don't take offence!

Quote: (01-30-2013 02:08 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

A beautiful young girl came up to me and said "Hi," but I couldn't think of an opener!

This is the best one.

Sometimes we are blinded by our interpretation of what game is.