Met a fucking gorgeous Peruvian girl tonight. Hopefully she looks as good in the morning
Drunk Lounge
Turns out Peruvian girl isn't Peruvian girl at all. It may be one of the Irish girls I met earlier. She's so much more gorgeous than the Peruvian anyway. Hopefully these pills wear off soon so I can sleep
You rollin man?
I just bought a case of beer and the cashier tried to flirt with me. She was like 50.
I just bought a case of beer and the cashier tried to flirt with me. She was like 50.
Finished a bottle of wine and on my 2nd scotch. I'm taking Russian 9 that's been living with me for the week to movie/dinner. Its her last day, back to Moscow tomorrow i'll probably never see her again. Definitely flasking it at the movie. Need to go hunting on Saturday night, its been too long.
Was this beta?
Was this beta?
Fourth drink and half a joint. Hangin with two forum members getting ready for Pulla-palooza #1
damn yo. I need to get my ass down to Flawda and learn from grandmaster el mech.
I'm drinking some apricot beer I got and trying to get this fly greek girl out to a party tonight. If she bails theres this chick there I fucked last year and the year before that... same party. Its a given.
So I've drank 6 beers and I'm not feeling anything. I should stop taking zinc. Going to have to go back to the liquor store and say hi to the cashier who said "don't drink em all in one night"
I'm drinking some apricot beer I got and trying to get this fly greek girl out to a party tonight. If she bails theres this chick there I fucked last year and the year before that... same party. Its a given.
So I've drank 6 beers and I'm not feeling anything. I should stop taking zinc. Going to have to go back to the liquor store and say hi to the cashier who said "don't drink em all in one night"
Striper is in t6he shower.
Why I'm telling you ucks about this I hae no idea!
Why I'm telling you ucks about this I hae no idea!
Damn jealous.
I deserve a nobel peace price or something. I turned down 2 pieces of pussy just to be a good guy. First piece was this bitch I banged last year at the same party. I said "lets get mcdonalds" she was down. So I went to the hotter chick (7 version of kate upton, referedto as KU) and said the same thing. She was down. Thing is KU was fucking drunk off her tits. Her boyfriend came up as she was sitting on my lap nuzzling my neck and asked "so do you want to stay here or go back" she looked at me. I gave her sex eyesand she said I'll stay here. LATER ON THE COCKBLOCK OF ALL COCKBLOCKS. Starts feeding her more booze, gets her to sit on his lap and tries to talk about how she should call her bf and apologize for being ther ealone (he was trying to get ass, I gave him the steven segal WTF face). Then some asian dude with game knowledge, but bad execution starts trying to run shit.
I said something to her as she was walking by and she didn't hear me/ignored me. Asian dude says 'OMG DUDE FUCKING HARSH AS SHIT REJECTION" I look at him funny. He goes and tries to do the same fucking bullshit as the weesh dude. She was sad they were trying to comfort her. I told her to shut the fuck up and deal with it. Who do you think won the pussy battle. Shes getting too flirty with the dude so I shout her name and motion for her to come over. She drops him and comes right over. I start making out with her. I look at the weesh dude and he walks away. When we leave for food he follows us for a bit going "ay yo gurl whurr you going" I wanted to yell "shut the fuck up faggot girls don't want your dick" but I decided to just make fun of him with the girl I left with.
Before we even left she was looking for her shoes. She looked over in this one spot and fell into the pile of coats. Some beta helped her up and I asked her deadpan if she found her shoes in there. Some dude starts going "OMG DID U JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE, BUT ITS SO FUNNY" shut the fuck up dude why do you think she wants my cock and not yours.
Anyways we walk to my bus stop and since shes so fucking drunk I leave her coming home with me open ended. I felt bad about the boyfriend and she was falling on her ass drunk (not a good combo, regret city). I say well i gotta catch this next bus. She disappointingly says she has to catch a different bus. We part ways and here I am. I don't regret passing up the drunk/boyfriend chick. I regret the other chick a bit, but only because Ive fucked her before and she lets me hit it raw. either way I feel pretty good. The whole social circle would have been fucked.
THAT BEING SAID ANOTHER STORY.
This asian bitch at the same party had some friends from the most hipster place in the US over. They were so fucking socially awkward and I couldn't even talk to them. Anyways they were so fucking herby and hipster and beta it actually disgusted me. I knocked a bowl over when I leaned against the kitchen counter and she started trying to bitch me out and tell me to put it where it belonged. I just grinned and put it on her head. Later on I was talking about a sexual topic. She was leaning against some guy and was staring at me licking her lips and giving me sex eyes. I state how cold it is and how I should go home. She just stares at me seductively and then leaves with herby mc fuckington.
I deserve a nobel peace price or something. I turned down 2 pieces of pussy just to be a good guy. First piece was this bitch I banged last year at the same party. I said "lets get mcdonalds" she was down. So I went to the hotter chick (7 version of kate upton, referedto as KU) and said the same thing. She was down. Thing is KU was fucking drunk off her tits. Her boyfriend came up as she was sitting on my lap nuzzling my neck and asked "so do you want to stay here or go back" she looked at me. I gave her sex eyesand she said I'll stay here. LATER ON THE COCKBLOCK OF ALL COCKBLOCKS. Starts feeding her more booze, gets her to sit on his lap and tries to talk about how she should call her bf and apologize for being ther ealone (he was trying to get ass, I gave him the steven segal WTF face). Then some asian dude with game knowledge, but bad execution starts trying to run shit.
I said something to her as she was walking by and she didn't hear me/ignored me. Asian dude says 'OMG DUDE FUCKING HARSH AS SHIT REJECTION" I look at him funny. He goes and tries to do the same fucking bullshit as the weesh dude. She was sad they were trying to comfort her. I told her to shut the fuck up and deal with it. Who do you think won the pussy battle. Shes getting too flirty with the dude so I shout her name and motion for her to come over. She drops him and comes right over. I start making out with her. I look at the weesh dude and he walks away. When we leave for food he follows us for a bit going "ay yo gurl whurr you going" I wanted to yell "shut the fuck up faggot girls don't want your dick" but I decided to just make fun of him with the girl I left with.
Before we even left she was looking for her shoes. She looked over in this one spot and fell into the pile of coats. Some beta helped her up and I asked her deadpan if she found her shoes in there. Some dude starts going "OMG DID U JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE, BUT ITS SO FUNNY" shut the fuck up dude why do you think she wants my cock and not yours.
Anyways we walk to my bus stop and since shes so fucking drunk I leave her coming home with me open ended. I felt bad about the boyfriend and she was falling on her ass drunk (not a good combo, regret city). I say well i gotta catch this next bus. She disappointingly says she has to catch a different bus. We part ways and here I am. I don't regret passing up the drunk/boyfriend chick. I regret the other chick a bit, but only because Ive fucked her before and she lets me hit it raw. either way I feel pretty good. The whole social circle would have been fucked.
THAT BEING SAID ANOTHER STORY.
This asian bitch at the same party had some friends from the most hipster place in the US over. They were so fucking socially awkward and I couldn't even talk to them. Anyways they were so fucking herby and hipster and beta it actually disgusted me. I knocked a bowl over when I leaned against the kitchen counter and she started trying to bitch me out and tell me to put it where it belonged. I just grinned and put it on her head. Later on I was talking about a sexual topic. She was leaning against some guy and was staring at me licking her lips and giving me sex eyes. I state how cold it is and how I should go home. She just stares at me seductively and then leaves with herby mc fuckington.
I'm drunk and eating cereal for munchies.
Western your night was somewhat like mines.
I woke up in this Freshman Loungue this morning. wtf anyways.
So my friends and I start to go out to this party. One's dressed as Big Worm from Friday, the other is just a classy dude and I'm a raver. So we all dip out to this party and I saw this girl who flaked on me. We chatted it up for a bit and I reminded her my number. Before I dipped out, I was like "yo kiss me" and she gave me one on the cheek. She was dancing with some beta dude, but I smiled and said "Hey I'll see you later".
I didn't really like how I acted in that situation, but last night she did call me back. But my phone was so shit that I couldnt answer.
Oh well who cares, I was dancing better than everyone else there, and I got resources to upgrade me.![[Image: smile.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/smile.gif)
I woke up in this Freshman Loungue this morning. wtf anyways.
So my friends and I start to go out to this party. One's dressed as Big Worm from Friday, the other is just a classy dude and I'm a raver. So we all dip out to this party and I saw this girl who flaked on me. We chatted it up for a bit and I reminded her my number. Before I dipped out, I was like "yo kiss me" and she gave me one on the cheek. She was dancing with some beta dude, but I smiled and said "Hey I'll see you later".
I didn't really like how I acted in that situation, but last night she did call me back. But my phone was so shit that I couldnt answer.
Oh well who cares, I was dancing better than everyone else there, and I got resources to upgrade me.
Nope.
Aw yeah man. I hate it when beta dudes get in the way. I'm super passive if it's a girl I'm just trying to bang, especially if I already know it's on. Sometimes there's a sleeper. He will have better game than me and steal my girl.
Every once and a while I see dudes running obvious game. That's how you know its also bad game. You shouldn't be able to tell that the guy is being super aggressive or is using certain lines because a guy told him to. I guess that's the concept of congruency. Either way I guess its a positive for me that all other dudes and most females on first meeting think I don't get laid. My game isn't the best out there, but I get laid consistently. I really need to work on sexualizing things more. KU from my post said "were so lucky to be born like this. Like look at us were both so beautiful these other people don't deserve it" on the inside I did that Nicholas cage laugh gif thing but I replied saying we should celebrate our beauty (ie. Fuck) and gave her a sexy look. I knew it was in the bag after that, but if I'm going to fuck her she's gotta be relatively sober.
Every once and a while I see dudes running obvious game. That's how you know its also bad game. You shouldn't be able to tell that the guy is being super aggressive or is using certain lines because a guy told him to. I guess that's the concept of congruency. Either way I guess its a positive for me that all other dudes and most females on first meeting think I don't get laid. My game isn't the best out there, but I get laid consistently. I really need to work on sexualizing things more. KU from my post said "were so lucky to be born like this. Like look at us were both so beautiful these other people don't deserve it" on the inside I did that Nicholas cage laugh gif thing but I replied saying we should celebrate our beauty (ie. Fuck) and gave her a sexy look. I knew it was in the bag after that, but if I'm going to fuck her she's gotta be relatively sober.
You come up with the smartest things when high. Its like my mind thinks of the forum and how we can make so much money together.
PM me if you really want to know.
PM me if you really want to know.
Nope.
"Dear Rosca -
I have enclosed a letter and a copy of an Incident Report summary that describes an incident in which you were allegedly involved. Please be advised that as a consequence of this report, you are charged for allegedly violating the Student Code of Conduct as indicated in the letter. Please note the follow up that you need to do to resolve this matter.
Thanks,
*Dean's Name Hidden*
Asst. Dean of Students"
PLAYER DOWN PLAYER DOWN.
I have enclosed a letter and a copy of an Incident Report summary that describes an incident in which you were allegedly involved. Please be advised that as a consequence of this report, you are charged for allegedly violating the Student Code of Conduct as indicated in the letter. Please note the follow up that you need to do to resolve this matter.
Thanks,
*Dean's Name Hidden*
Asst. Dean of Students"
PLAYER DOWN PLAYER DOWN.
Nope.
I've been doing tango with the Dean of my college for like three years. Just be damned sure never to admit to anything, always obfuscate the truth. When asked direct questions, answer indirectly but hint at nothing suspicious. Also do not implicate anyone else. Loose ends create more fucking witnesses. When more witnesses get implicated, hugely exaggerate how drunk they were if you think they will testify against your favor. Operate under the guise of complete disclosure but when you walk out of that office, you want the Dean to be one confused son of a bitch.
When other witnesses corroborate against you and it's the answer that the Dean or whoever of academic affairs is looking for, just understand that you're pretty fucked. Especially if any of those witnesses are female, as they're automatically more trustworthy than all men even if they heard the story second hand from a guy they're probably fucking and lied about being "right there when it happened" because they're a drunken slut.
The only thing that will work in your favor (to an enormous degree) is threatening a lawyer. Colleges know that they're walking a fine line (especially private universities) in how they handle their students. With a lawyer you can effectively get away with anything and blame the college on allowing you to commit crimes. If you have a relative who is a lawyer, start buttering him/her up immediately, because you're going to be needing favors in the (likely) event of altercations. If you even have a bad feeling about lying to the Dean or the judicial board on campus get a lawyer immediately.
When other witnesses corroborate against you and it's the answer that the Dean or whoever of academic affairs is looking for, just understand that you're pretty fucked. Especially if any of those witnesses are female, as they're automatically more trustworthy than all men even if they heard the story second hand from a guy they're probably fucking and lied about being "right there when it happened" because they're a drunken slut.
The only thing that will work in your favor (to an enormous degree) is threatening a lawyer. Colleges know that they're walking a fine line (especially private universities) in how they handle their students. With a lawyer you can effectively get away with anything and blame the college on allowing you to commit crimes. If you have a relative who is a lawyer, start buttering him/her up immediately, because you're going to be needing favors in the (likely) event of altercations. If you even have a bad feeling about lying to the Dean or the judicial board on campus get a lawyer immediately.
Hey Rosca just avoid their phone calls. I eventually they will forget!
It's all good yo.
I'll take this charge like a fucking man. I should be responsible for my actions.![[Image: sad.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/sad.gif)
I'll take this charge like a fucking man. I should be responsible for my actions.
Nope.
Rosca what did you do?
Contributor at Return of Kings. I got banned from twatter, which is run by little bitches and weaklings. You can follow me on Gab.
Be sure to check out the easiest mining program around, FreedomXMR.
Quote: (11-05-2012 12:19 PM)Rosca Wrote:
It's all good yo.
I'll take this charge like a fucking man. I should be responsible for my actions.
These guys basically get off to charging youths with crimes. They get the biggest hardon during these power trips. Deny them their only source of occupational validation and you win, even if you get punished.
Next week in the Rosca saga: the hangover 3
Rosca, I think you're drinking too much.
Any increase in my income is going to be offset by increasing my drinking budget. I'm tired of drinking four to six beers. I'd rather take six shots of something decent.
Most nights I drink a couple of tallboys which sets me back less than $4.00, but a fifth of Knob Creek, which costs almost $30.00, will last me about four nights.
Beer = < $4.00 average nightly
Knob Creek = $7.00 +/- average nightly
Most nights I drink a couple of tallboys which sets me back less than $4.00, but a fifth of Knob Creek, which costs almost $30.00, will last me about four nights.
Beer = < $4.00 average nightly
Knob Creek = $7.00 +/- average nightly
ok guys im strolling to his office right now wearing whatever the fuck i want
Nope.
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)