[Hades]

I'm kind of drunk at the moment. Back home to get some more cheap booze. Don't have much to post about but I had a lot of fun so far. I'm going to go listen to some trance and hit on ugly goth bitches.

[void]

i striked out hard 4 days in a row. the russian chicks gave me some hope to find a decent chick somewhere, but the brutal numbers game i did this week gave me a hard beating. i think ive gathered enough resolve to improve and change again. ive gotten too soft over the last months

[freshcream]

The time is 0940 pm here in Nicaragua. Just woke up with one feeling, I want to get drunk tonight! Three drinks with russian cheap vodka later I am ready.

A girl just messaged me about wanting to ditch her brothers birthday to hook up with me...

Should probably turn on the fan, so I don't drown In my own sweat trying to get dressed...

Maybe there'll be some drunken rant this evening ^^

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

Slamming a 4-pack 16oz Milwaukee's Best Ice, smoking some cigs, listening to music on my boom box in the garage. Will report/rant back soon.

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

(10-19-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Ok I'll start this...

I'm 8 shots of Vodka in to the night and haven't taken a shower yet. My plan now is to burn the resin out of my pipe on the toilet and text. I have a date but got some other offers so....My date is giddy. I'm not sure now if I'm feeling getting picked up by her and might pull a dissapearing act. I have about 1200 dollars on me and may want to play at the casino and slum it in Tampa.

How did this end up?

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

Alright here's my buzzed up rant.

I don't like that you can't be real with Western girls until after you are fake for far longer.

I want to get with all the younger girls where I work at my new job so I'm going to pursue these leads and fuck it. Yolo.(i hate that phrase.) People keep telling me I seem like I'm completely in charge there so fuck it.

I wish my best friends weren't so plugged in. My buddy used to be the top dog motherfucker in high school that every girl wanted to get with but he just told me he's only slept with his high school sweetheart, they've been going out for 7 years since we were 16. I'm thinking "what the fuck you never banged any of those groupies you had back then?" I lost some respect for him...Dude literally could have got with anyone back then. We had chicks making out with each other topless on command back at 17 or so and they would have fucked him no doubt.

I'm spinning plates as much as possible right now. September was good to me but October has been a dud so far. Changing that.

[soup]

these are good drunk posts!

[soup]

I'm hoping that this thread will still stay game-focused. On this board we are all one.

[Kickb]

Wahahahahahaha

[R Smoov]

Alright, so listen to chief keef everyday instrumental. I gotta spit some hard shit right now guys. Feministube is being fucking gay and not letting me put the beat on here.

Blue pill life? Man I used to play WoW like everyday
Level up, never even see the fuckin UV rays
But now I'm getting smarter, going harder, man my fucking life is gettin cray

Red pill life, Man live it in each and everyway
Do them pushup ups, lifting each and every weight
Got a 12lb Chocolate Serious Mass Shake, put some pounds by the end of this fuckin date.

Spit game at night? Or spit game at day?
I dont know bro but the dancefloor is my fuckin place.

Like WestCoast, keep my money straight
Like masculinestyle, keep my swag in place
Man the choppa make the fuckin pastor loose faith

Damn man, I really fuckin came up.
Like Roosh man I'm stepping my fuckin game up.

Yeah, yeah. yeah yeah.
See, man I'm 19, bout to be fuckin 20.
Next Saturday, I'll be fuckin 20.
I want bitches to call my dick the doc like Bugs Bunny.

Hold on man. More bars out here give me a second. Alright alright alright alright yo.

I gotta make my goals done
I gotta make some hoes cum
I gotta make some dough son
This blue pill shit gets old son

Man today is the shizz.
A skinny nigga tryna life the life the zyzz.
Without the steroids, I tell him who I is.
And lets roll fucking rollies till we
Red Pill, hell yeah I'll swallow it
Learn game so the bitches can come swallow dick
Bang bang bang on the pussy, man I'm tryna hit
Get strong case a nigga wanna start some shit.
Baseball, hit is mans with the hard hits.

Ok. Fuck feminists, Fuck White Knights.
Mario the Plumber bitch, hit your princess with the green pipe
See I'mma come at her.
Bowser nigga I'll snatch her.

But now I must sleep, for the high must end on the run.
But man being smacked while rapping is kinda fun
I'm learning money fitness, and fucking bitches and now im done.

[The Fantasist]

^^ Hahaha awesome Rosca!

[WesternCancer]

jesus tittyfucking christ i should just give up on game right now and throw myself off a bridge.

So my friend tells me to come out and drink. I haven't been to any social gathering in a month and haven't really left my house save for class due to being sick etc. His place is a sausage fest. my friend leaves and says save my seat so i put my feet up on it. The one cute girl comes over and sits down on me saying "oh i want that seat blah blah' ITS ON BITCH. We all go to this dance party thing with weirdos in costumes. I open this older german chick who is like groping me and feeling my ass as soon as I talk to her. The girl my friends think is my girlfriend also came to the party after that chick sat on me and she sat on me. Anyways I didn't want to openly mack while my one friend was there. Anyways my one friend leaves and I stop being a bitch I cant find the german girl so I start dancing with the cute girl from the party. We're touching shes laughing and I can see that look. I pull her in close and she kind of pushes me away. My other friend from the party (who never gets laid) shows up and i guess they're banging or something. Anyways this chick grabs my hand and drags me over to the hottest blonde chick there. Really short, petitie nice ass in a small black dress. She grabs the boith of us and smushes us together. I thank her politely for the refreshing rejection.

Start dancing with blondie, make small talk. I can tell shes not usually in that crowd so I talk aboiut how i never go out. We dance some more and she starts asking personal questions. We debate whether my friend is banging the chick that introduced us. Everyone leaves, so do my friends and she says I should stay. Later I say lets get out of there for some food. She is down. We get to the coat check. I'm standing there looking sexy as fuck and I get a tap on the shoulder

"hi WesternCancer"
its this super hot chick i knew from first year. I would regularly masturbate to the thought of fucking this chick.
I say whats up and she says shes bored and theres no one there and its her birthday. She starts showing me her Id because she thinks I don't believe her. I'm kind of just making small talk because I assume blondie is a sure thing.
"so what're you doing later, like I'm hungry"
me: "oh lets grab some food or something"
her: "ya thatd be good, wait my friends are going to (bar) -- right by my fucking house --"
me: "oh cool maybe i'll see you there im just walking my friend home"

I knew she was just looking for some convenient birthday dick and I was willing to oblige, I'd gladly fuck her stupid every which way I mean I thought about it all first year. But I was stupid, that was the sure thing not blondie who wanted to grab a burger. The girl who pretty much asked me if I wanted to go home with her. I tell her see ya later and say "the weirdest thing just happened" to blondie. Blondie tells me she has to meet up with her friend. Some herby dude. She'd parked her car at his place, was sober and had to drive an hour home. grabbed the digits. I went to the bar on my way home and hottie wasn't there. Now I'm sitting here with my dick in my hands hating myself for not fucking a girl who threw herself at me, a girl who I'd fantasized about for a pretty long time

[The Fantasist]

Damn that's nasty. I do that often,not realize 'it's on' and lose the moment. It's only afterwards that I think oh fcuk she wanted me to fuck her!! I feel like killing myself after those moments.

Chin up,you got her number?

[dk902]

Oh well WesternCancer, don't sweat it.

Every player has to go through some kind of epiphany moment that makes sure the phrase 'never pass on a sure thing' is forever etched on his mind.

[WesternCancer]

Haha thanks guys. I mean losing out on pussy really isn't the worst thing that could of happened.

Vorkuta I've got her on facebook and come to think of tithe one time we did party together she was kind of flirty I guess ill send a message asking how the rest of her birthday night was and take things from there. Looking back it was kind of funny. I just stood there gears grinding in my head as I'm trying to decide what to do and what to say.

[el mechanico]

(10-21-2012 01:17 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

Haha thanks guys. I mean losing out on pussy really isn't the worst thing that could of happened.

Vorkuta I've got her on facebook and come to think of tithe one time we did party together she was kind of flirty I guess ill send a message asking how the rest of her birthday night was and take things from there. Looking back it was kind of funny. I just stood there gears grinding in my head as I'm trying to decide what to do and what to say.

Just send: Hey and your digits. Don't add her or respond to any messages there.

[WesternCancer]

I didn't see that earlier El mech. I just asked how the rest of her night was. She replied with omg I was drunk but she was really glad she ran into me. She also asked if my friend made it home alright (Blondie). Ill tell her were going to party for Halloween and grab the digits.

the girl my friend left with added me on facebook (I have my settings so I'm super hard to find) and Blondie replied within a few minutes of me texting her. She's also got higher long term potential in my eyes and is only slightly less hot.

Edit. The girl my friend left with turned out to be his neighbour. Shit. This turned from one prospect to three right quick.

[R Smoov]

Damn dude the weekend that passed man was crazy. So many fucking memories.

Yesterday, I was baked/drunk at this party and got into a rap cypher with my friends. Apparently, some kids have told me that I was really good. Saying shit like "Damn you and your friend should make an album!".

I only remember saying this one line at a freestyle.
"Now your mans is running and he's picking you up. Cause I uppercutted you like that bitch on the bus"

College life. I'm fuckin loving it.

[R Smoov]

Hello guys, I am Rosca and I am high as fuck before class reporting to you today. About the best idea that will save man as we know it niggas.

I would have put all of this in the drunk thread but I am so high that this needs its own thing. Roosh please don't ban me for this please. I'm just thinking of something that will help out all the players. Young and old. Small and weak or strong and sleak man.

So I am going to post a lot more until its time to go to class, but you must know! You must know! That we are real leaders in our lives right now.

Here is the link to the thread. I'm sorry guys I'm not drunk so I cant say anything. So you go to this thread over hear to see the best idea any man has thought of since the motherfucking condom!

LETS GO GUYS. I HAVE AN IDEA

[el mechanico]

Drunk lounge is for drunks not for stoned posts. It also goes to show how bad of a game killer weed is compared to booze

[Samseau]

Fuck that... you can post here while stoned. But I agree it is a game killer! I lost a bang during a pickup last week the girl switched from having drinks to wanting my weed when she found out I smoked weed. I thought "Oh no big deal, let's just smoke some weed..."


Big fucking mistake. Weed makes girls self-conscious. Booze makes them lose their inhibitions. Fuck me she was hot too.

[Mujeriego]

Drunk as hell off of becherovka aka becky. I found my new get bitches drunk drink. It goes down smooth and tastes like cinnamon.

[Prufrock]

(10-20-2012 02:45 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Just saw GZA live. They don't make rappers like that anymore. He used instruments and actually left the stage to perform with the audience during one song. Another kid passed a blunt up onto the stage for GZA to hit. One of the best concerts I have ever been.

Samseau - I'm a huge Wu-tang fan & I first saw them live in '97 in Brixton, South London.

It was a dodgy area at the time, in fact before the show i encountered a large group of hooligans chugging Carlsberg Special Brew & Tennant's Super under a bridge and chanting hooligan songs- I was quite intimidated by them at the time!

The show was amazing, feaqturing all nine original members of the Wu-Tang clan + Cappadonna. There were a few cases of Bailey's Irish cream on the side of the stage and ODB kept reaching into them, cracking a bottle, and handing it into the crowd, I personally took one from him and downed about half of it before passing it on.

A couple years later I saw an ODB solo show at the Maritime hall in SF (now defunct). Big Pun and Fat Joe and Juju for The Beatnuts were also there, hanging back,. a great show, instead of passing out booze to the crowd, ODb was taking drinks from people's hand.s He would say "what is this?" and then down it! good times

His BK crew has there as well, and they performed most of the songs off Return to the 36 Chambers.

They also did most of the songs off 36 Chambers, but ODB usually forgot his lines, and would just freestyle some random shit.

Man I miss those days...

[Veloce]

goddamn just had a close call with the 5-0

Driving back from a bar, hit a couple tonight. Second one had some prospects but none of my game was sticking after a few approaches. Watched other guys approach and strike out too. no horny sluts to night just attention whores.

buddy of mine shows up hooks up some blow. i go to the bathroom take a couple bumps. it's cheap mexican shit (definitely speed in there, good luck me sleeping yeah right) come out chatting up a storm w everyone and anyone. get some funny conversations with chicks but again, no attraction which is too bad cuz i'm horny as a mofo.

i leave the venue say fuckit, time to land this plane. Hauling ass westbound on hollywood blvd and run a red light, cop at the intersection. As soon as I run it they pull out and hang a right to pursue me but I'm one step ahead and make my first left, haul ass to Yucca which is a wind-y road, go up some hills into some houses make a sharp left and haul ass down a hill and make a sharp right. I lose the fuzz and continue super nonchalant which is good considering i'm driving on an expired license and i'm not insured, plus def over the legal alcohol limit and inebriated on questionable stimulants.

hoping to hell i can pass out tonight. ears are ringing and god knows how long this shits gonna last, this better not be one of those 36 hour sessions where i get up at 4 AM and just start cleaning shit cuz there's nothing better to do.

fml

[R Smoov]

I'm in class with some Bombay and Hi-C. Perfect drink to start off the birthday weekend.

Don't worry guys I got this.


I'm serious damnit