So last night I banged the weirdest German girl
So how this night started out was this guy I know here ("Dragon") messaged me to come get food with him and 2 Turkish chicks he had met a couple of weeks back
We got some Korean cold noodles (popular summer food) and a little bit to drink
Mixing soju (Korean alcohol) and beer ("mekju" in Korean) -> so-mek
Whoever thought of this combination was basically trying to make everyone hungover af
After we ate, we tried to go to the club from
the previous story where a girl I know works and can get us in for free/get us free drinks
However, the Turkish girls didn't have ID so we couldn't get in
The guy I was with ("Dragon") said for me to go ahead to another bar called Cocky Pub (a foreigner bar with lots of foreigners and girls that generally like foreigners) while he tried to photoshop their faces onto an ID on his phone
Shit was taking forever so at the bar I texted him and apparently one of the girls saw the text...
Which was something along the lines of "man fuck these bitches. just ditch them and find some new ones"
Needless to say, that didn't go down so well and they wanted nothing to do with me after
Honestly, the girls weren't even hot (one was cute I guess) so I didn't give a fuck but Dragon was a bit sad. He's a nicer guy than I am and is more of a "relationship-y" guy, doesn't wanna hurt people's feelings, etc.
Dragon showed up to the bar, where they were playing a World Cup match (France vs. Uruguay). There were a lot of French people (there are a lot in Korea; I think a lot of them like the culture, etc.)
I noticed one girl looking at me but didn't approach right away. When I approached later, it didn't go as well. I swear, I don't know why but when a girl looks at you, you gotta approach her right then or your chances go down (don't ask me why - broscience based on doing this a million times)
Same happened with another chick later. I noticed her hovering and even mentioned to Dragon that since I hesitated, it wasn't going to work out (it didn't)
Regardless, I think events like that (World Cup matches, etc.) aren't always the best for picking up chicks because everyone is generally trying to watch the game (especially if they are invested in the outcome - e.g. a French person watching a quarter finals match for France)
After the game, we went to the bar next to Cocky Pub (Thursday Party - another foreigner bar) for a bit.
Sidenote: Dragon mostly likes foreign (e.g. white) girls, whereas I don't really care (probably prefer Asian girls more) - I actually want to fuck an Asian (Korean, Japanese, etc.) chick right now since the last few chicks I've banged have been foreign I think
Sidenote 2: for whatever reason, Asian guys in this "picking up girls" space (not referring to Dragon) seem to be obsessed with banging white girls. It's actually funny/sad. Topic for another time though
I think afterwards, I suggested going to this spot called NB2, which is a hip-hop club run by a famous entertainment company called YG Entertainment - known for artists like Psy (Gangnam Style), Big Bang (one of the most famous K-pop groups), etc. Apparently you can sometimes see famous celebrities there. The times I've been in the past though - it was just always stupid packed (sardines in a can/couldn't move)
I think I suggested going though because apparently a lot of Japanese girls go? (If you haven't noticed, yours truly kind of has a thing for Japanese girls, which is probably bad considering Japan brutally colonized Korea in the past and Koreans generally don't like Japan for this reason - the country at least)
NB2 (~3 min)
Think we got our wristbands at NB1 (across the street) first though because the line for NB1 is shorter. There are less people in there as well so it can be good just to get a drink and chill. (Cover comes with 1 free drink both at NB1 and at NB2 I believe)
We met two Japanese girls at NB1. I really wanted the one girl but her friend was totally uninterested in Dragon and vice versa.
The thing with Japanese girls (the real ones vs. ones that grew up outside Japan, etc.) is that they almost never speak any English, especially if they are remotely attractive. This was the case here (the girl spoke a tiny bit of English, which is better than the usual 0 English) and it made it hard to communicate using my broken ass Japanese. Her friend spoke 0 English and Dragon speaks 0 Japanese so yea.
The girls said they were going to NB2 and we went as well, but it fizzled out and they got picked up by 2 Korean dudes. I don't know if they spoke Japanese but I think a major thing was the friend of the girl I liked suddenly found someone she liked (the Korean guy hitting on her was tall as fuck and seemed pretty aggressive). Oh well
I think Dragon went to try and get the Turkish girls from before into the club and I just was hitting on girls randomly here and there. Definitely some rejections and then some girls I remember like a Japanese girl. Basically, she was cute, didn't really speak English (as usual), Dragon was nowhere to be found (to wing the friend), and I think I was overall too aggressive (but you gotta be at night if you want to get laid)
I don't really remember too many interactions because I was drinking pretty steadily throughout the night but pretty sure I'm covering most of the significant ones - had drinks with dinner, drinks at Cocky Pub, drinks at Thursday Party, the free drinks with NB2 cover, bought a couple drinks at the club, at one point took some girl's free drink coupon from her wristband (her group was being a bunch of bitches - I think they were Asians from Australia or something, had non-American English accents), drinks at my place with girls, etc.
At one point, I met this hot little Vietnamese chick from the US. It was strange because her English had an accent but she's an English teacher here. Go figure
^ It was funny because when I was outside with this girl, the guy who found me my apartment (real estate guy) came out from the club. He had told me he had picked up some girl from that club a few weeks back but it was super random to see him out. Might go out with him one day
Anyway, I eventually got the Viet chick to come to my apartment with me. We drank a bit and stuff but she wouldn't do anything. I think I eventually she asked me if I didn't want to keep hanging out if she wasn't gonna do anything and I said yea. She just left but and that point I think I was kind of annoyed since I figured I was about to smash but didn't.
... So I went back to the club.
Personally, I'm past the point of "going out to work on my skillz" and consider a night out a waste of time if I don't get laid unless it's going out with my friend(s) / having a good time/potentially getting fucked up (even then some pussy at the end of the night is a good way to finish the night)
I talked to some Peruvian chick and pretty shortly after I approached, her friends gave us some space and me and this chick started dancing and making out hard. I tried getting her to leave but she wouldn't ditch her friends so I got her contact info
I also remember talking to a Canadian girl - who was just OK but she was so whitegirl wasted and smelled kind of bad so I lost interest.
Immediately after, some black girl approached me and asked me If I spoke English to which I said yes. She wasn't that hot but we exchanged contact info cuz I figured I could invite her out and she might have friends, etc.
P.S. I'm not including the many rejections I got but know that they happened. Especially with Korean girls. I can't remember a single interaction with a Korean girl that went anywhere. Probably because Korean guys are mad thirsty at the club and approaching way too aggressively. In my experience, Hongdae also sucks for picking up Korean girls cuz most of the people here are in their early 20s or so and young Korean girls are generally too inexperienced/not ready for the D (shy, etc).
Anyway, at that point it was probably pretty late like ~4-5am or so (I think the club closes in the morning cuz it was still going at like ~6). I remember approaching some hot white girl with nice tits (probably fake) - forget where she was from.
However, her friends and her had JUST arrived so it was a bad time to approach cuz they were just getting drinks, getting settled in, etc.
I decided to look for another girl and saw another white looking girl by the bar and approached.
She was part German part something else but knew some Korean and stuff.
Seriously, this girl was so weird. Basically, she was trying too hard to act Asian/cute/shy (I don't know what the Korean equivalent of the word
weeaboo is but imagine a girl like that)
(~1:24) Kind of doing weird shit like this, like weird whimpering noises and covering her face and shit
Like if you do something kind of sexual, a Korean girl might blush and act all shy and say she's shy, etc. - this German girl was doing that x10 and it was over the top.
Either way, your boy was on a mission to smash so we were talking and I got us some drinks.
I normally get girls a Long Island Iced Tea since 1 of those will have 99% of girls at least 80% more DTF (PhD Broscience approved theory)
This ended up being a huge mistake cuz she ended up getting too fucked up.
Anyway, at one point I kissed her and she did the shy bullshit again. A bit after, she spilled her drink all over us and I was like whatever let's get out of here
So we walked back to my place and she asked for a drink. I was like, are you sure, cuz I knew she wouldn't be able to handle more alcohol. But some girls just want some liquor to feel a bit more comfortable and maybe say "oh but I was drunk" after they get the D
Anyway, trying to smash was a struggle cuz she was doing the shy BS and putting up a lot of resistance but eventually I smashed (it was shitty af tho)
VERY NSFW Pic (me jizzing on her)
After I washed up a bit I came out and she was knocked out cold. I think I tried to wake her up so I could get her to leave but I literally passed out in my chair as she was getting dressed (~8am at that point and I think I had woken up at 8am that day... 24 hours)
Anyway, I eventually woke up ~8:30 maybe and got her to wake up (she had apparently passed out, too, after putting her socks on lol) and got her a cab.
Probably a little fucked up but I didn't want to deal with this chick after I woke up - just too weird (decently attractive but not that attractive)
Like clockwork, ended up going out somehow and sleeping at 8am... again lol
Now a hot Russian chick just messaged me on Insta... 1:30am in Seoul