Back to Korea - "Just Gonna Have a Chill Night" -> Still Hungover
Summary: went out, banged some chick (no creep pic, just a recording)
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So I am still a little hungover from last night and can't really do anything productive so figured I would write a report
I returned to Korea a couple of weeks ago and haven't been doing much besides sitting in my room trying to make some money
Someone from here that I met the last time I was in Korea is in town and hit me up to go out
To be honest, I don't really have much motivation to hit on chicks right now which is good considering my goals.
Nonetheless, wanted to catch up with my friend ("Mike") so we first met up for dinner/drinks in Itaewon, a popular foreigner district in Seoul.
We had some Korean BBQ/soju and went to a Gangnam (rich Korean area) club that opened recently, Burning Sun, which is owned by a famous K-Pop star (Seungri from Big Bang) that some people say I look like (he's not handsome so I'm not saying I'm handsome):
(Guy runs several businesses on top of doing music)
We couldn't get in without a passport but when we tried the table line, the guard on that line didn't ask for a passport. So if you get a table, it probably doesn't matter (money talks).
Sidenote: Mike said that the famous club Octagon (#5 club in the world or something according to DJ Mag and probably my favorite club in Korea for getting laid*), isn't doing well lately. Apparently, because they were letting in so many foreigners, locals stopped going. If that's true, that might explain things like passport checks (to keep out foreigners) because who carries around their passport when they go out
(Octagon - watch from like 1:30)
*Not saying Octagon is easy for getting laid. It's actually really hard lol. I just do well there (probably the majority of my Korean nightlife lays) because I tend to do well at big clubs. Also, I don't find places like Itaewon/Hongdae (student/young foreigner hangout spot) that fun nor do I find them to be as good for one night stands for various reasons
(Back to the story)
Anyway, we weren't going to get a table at Burning Sun (it's in Gangnam - the same place from the song "Gangnam Style" - where everything is more expensive) and another guy I know ("Dragon") met us outside Burning Sun while we figured out what to do.
Mike said he knew of a club that had branches in basically every nightlife district so we decided to grab a cab there.
On the way there, we passed Octagon, which had a long line so I guess they're doing ok lol
When we got to the club the line was pretty long (one line for girls and one line for guys) and there was something even more unbelievable:
The ratio was insane
I'm not joking when I say that the guy line was maybe 10 people including us while the girl line was like 50+. Granted, the girls weren't super hot - it actually reminded me of the Hongdae crowd - young and mostly "cute".
I wasn't sure what was going on though because they were letting in tons of girls and the guy line wasn't moving at all (maybe like 100 girls went in, then 1 guy - not really but you get the point)
Since I didn't want to wait and then be told that we couldn't get in unless we had a passport, I asked the bouncer what the deal was and he said we needed a passport. Fuck!
At that point it was probably already ~1 or so so we were contemplating calling it a night. However, I was curious about this club because of how the line looked.
I asked a girl coming out if there were a lot of dudes in there or something since the guy line wasn't moving, and she said the club was actually pretty empty and that there were cute girls haha.
Anyway, the guy line started to move so we tried going on line one more time and when the bouncer asked for passports, I tried slipping him 10,000 won (~$10), but he said no lol
We went to the convenience store nearby to get some water and I got some soju (~$1.50 for a bottle) that me and Dragon split
Tastes like shit and gives you the worst hangovers, but it's cheap.
I still wanted to see what the deal was with this club so we got on the table line and I asked if we could get a table. Apparently there was a table available and we got stamped and went into the club.
We were kind of confused because we didn't pay or anything upfront and that's when me and Mike were like fuck it, let's just try to blend in and hope we don't get tackled by the bouncers.
We noticed a guy following us (likely a waiter or host or whatever) and lost him in the crowd.
We were kind of paranoid that the staff were gonna come after us haha and even saw the bouncers from the line pushing through the crowd at one point (maybe looking for us but who knows). After a while it was chill tho (apparently Dragon got caught and escorted out tho).
Mike and I got drinks and we were just chillin. I didn't really approach any girls because like I said I'm not really motivated these days. Plus I've been there and done that with regards to Korea - been out so many times here and banged a bunch of Korean girls in my life
We eventually got a good spot to just chill and watch the crowd; it was pretty cool:
(By the way, the ratio wasn't as crazy as the line would have suggested - maybe more guys came in eventually)
(It's probably worth noting that there were zero foreigners in the club)
It was pretty funny - a couple of times Mike and I thought chicks were hovering around me/him, but every time that I went to approach one, she would get approached by some Korean guy first (the typical approach being, "I have a table, come and drink" - what girl is gonna say no to free drinks)
Anyway, I had noticed that the bartenders would just pour shots and just leave them at the bar (I guess so they didn't have to do it later?). SWIM decided to take these shots and pour them into SWIM's glass when the bartender(s) weren't looking. SWIM did this at least a few times and got free tequila, whiskey, etc.
Eventually Mike said he was going home so we went outside. I went to the convenience store and got some munchies - also hit on some girls but none of it went anywhere
After Mike left, I decided to stick around a bit longer.
I approached some chick outside. It was strange - she couldn't speak any language perfectly. I think her parents were diplomats or something so I guess she never was able to master a language. Her Korean had even more of an accent than mine
Eventually her friends showed up and I was able to get us all in (surprised the staff didn't recognize me/kick me out) and one of the promoter chicks hooked us up with some drinks.
In retrospect, the chick wasn't down but I was slightly yucky. Regardless, I eventually came to this realization and started walking around to creep on other chicks
SWIM probably took 1 or 2 more of those shots
I don't remember how I met this chick but eventually I met some chick and I think we got a drink
We were probably dancing and stuff and probably kissed (I'm surprised I don't really remember a lot - I guess I was yuckier than I thought)
Eventually I tried to get her to leave with me (forgot what I said - maybe first = let's go outside to get some air, second = I know a good place we can get a drink)
She said her friend had her bag though, and I thought I was about to get cockblocked but it was chill. Friend showed up, girl got her bag, and we went outside
We got in a cab and I showed the driver my address instead of saying it because it's pretty far lol
At that point it was ~5-6am maybe and it was bright out (hate that feeling) but the drive was nice as we crossed the Han River:
Anyway, we got to my place and shit was pretty standard... started making out, pushed her on the bed, clothes came off, smashed.
I was pretty drunk so sex was meh. Couldn't feel shit (drunk + condom) and dick wasn't 100%
On the plus side, her pussy wasn't that hairy (Korean girls usually don't trim or shave). She said that she got waxed every now and then. This combined with the fact that it was a one night stand means she's prob somewhat of a sloot (one night stands not as common in Korea - but they happen)
Recording:
https://www.whiteknightrises.com/wp-cont...angnam.mp3
^ Didn't upload to Soundcloud cuz it's not that great and apparently Soundcloud has an upload limit for free accounts
^ She asked me at one point during sex if I saw 50 Shades of Grey and if I was Grey lol. I wasn't doing anything crazy but maybe more aggressive than most Korean guys
Pic from her social:
Not super hot or anything. I don't even have to censor her face because there are a million Korean girls that look like that (all present themselves the same and/or get similar plastic surgery)