[Asaxon]

Tell me about it. I hate the fact that they have fish sauce with every meal and will not eat out of a girl's ham wallet in Asia...

[Ray Carlton]

(01-24-2013 04:03 AM)Asaxon Wrote:  

Tell me about it. I hate the fact that they have fish sauce with every meal and will not eat out of a girl's ham wallet in Asia...

in Asia? Since when is Thailand the equivalent for whole Asia?

[WanderingSoul]

(01-24-2013 04:03 AM)Asaxon Wrote:  

Tell me about it. I hate the fact that they have fish sauce with every meal and will not eat out of a girl's ham wallet in Asia...

You're missing out. Fish sauce must have some sort of favorable effect on a girls PH or some shit. Thai chicks are always fresh and clean down there. White chicks back home is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Custard filled, red cherry juice squirting all over, who the fuck knows.

That, or maybe we need to export the butt hose back to the states to keep everyone cleaned up down there. I don't even use toilet paper anymore. My ass is too sensitive when I have to use it now.

[Asaxon]

Mikeobrien, since when has purported claim been made? See the word "I" in my post? It often indicates a personal experience or opinion which in my case means that as long as I am in Asia I will not do certain things even when going to Cambodia or Taiwan... Thank you for your valuable contribution though. Geographically enlightening.

[Asaxon]

Rionomad, to each his own. I prefer to skip oyster ditching for various reasons... The hoses are great, in Brazil I never used them but here they have grown on me.

[RawGod]

Those damn Europeans, always saying ""mamma mia" and eating nothing but pasta...

[opening23]

I was in Thailand this winter and last year as well. NEVER came across anything resembling a bad smell when dining at the Y. Normally, Thai girls will shower before the deed. I remember with one girl, she didn't. I was hesitant going down on her. When I got down there, it was like I was eating dessert. This girl smelled CLEANER than if she had taken a shower. And this after being out all night dancing. On the contrary, before going to Thailand, I was in NYC and hooked up with random white girls. Professional girls at that. Some terrible odors coming from a few of them. Just gross! Note to the bitches...keep that p clean at all times! NO excuses!

[Vacancier Permanent]

You guys are hilarious! LOL Hopefully I can join you guys soon to party with you guys! Which would be epic to say the least!!!!

(01-24-2013 03:57 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:20 AM)Asaxon Wrote:  

If you feed your soon-to-be-eaten-out girl nothing but fish sauce and garlic for weeks she will go that deeply into hyperketosis that even her juices will be liquid protein and have a good amino acid composition. Everything else is beta!

The thought of eating out a chick whose diet consists solely of fish sauce and garlic is not a pretty one lol.

[Teddykgb]

Funny story this thai girl just told me when her and her old boyfriend who was from boston would have sex they would go in the bathtub and he would sit down first and then she would sit on top of his dick and then they would start fucking and he would make her start to piss all over him while he had his dick in her. She said he would literally cup some of the piss that would go in the tub and splash it over their genitals. Then she said he cum in like 1 minute hahahaha

[Beyond Borders]

(01-24-2013 03:59 PM)murrb Wrote:  

Funny story this thai girl just told me when her and her old boyfriend who was from boston would have sex they would go in the bathtub and he would sit down first and then she would sit on top of his dick and then they would start fucking and he would make her start to piss all over him while he had his dick in her. She said he would literally cup some of the piss that would go in the tub and splash it over their genitals. Then she said he cum in like 1 minute hahahaha

Thought you were going to ditch that TF girl?

[brianmark]

(10-04-2012 11:31 AM)IainMuirs Wrote:  

A lot of Thai girls don't really seem to have any interests or hobbies. You ask them what they like to do and it's the same response from everyone of them "shopping, movies, hanging with friends, internet". ........ They are quite clueless about what going on outside of <their own country>Thailand...even inside of <their own country>Thailand sometimes.

Sounds just like a typical American girl.

[Teddykgb]

(01-24-2013 04:23 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:59 PM)murrb Wrote:  

Funny story this thai girl just told me when her and her old boyfriend who was from boston would have sex they would go in the bathtub and he would sit down first and then she would sit on top of his dick and then they would start fucking and he would make her start to piss all over him while he had his dick in her. She said he would literally cup some of the piss that would go in the tub and splash it over their genitals. Then she said he cum in like 1 minute hahahaha

Thought you were going to ditch that TF girl?

Yes I keep telling myself that but we had talked a bunch ahead of time so I trusted that she was clean so I have been hitting it raw and she is on the pill so I have been busting in her. I have been dreading having to wrap up with next girl.

I am lining up another girl tomorrow but I want to go the floating markets. Its also kind of nice because thai girl make good video camera girl for my vacation videos! haha

[DVY]

sounds like murb is going to get married for the duration of his thailand trip. What next, she gonna make you meet the family?

[Beyond Borders]

(01-24-2013 05:57 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 04:23 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:59 PM)murrb Wrote:  

Funny story this thai girl just told me when her and her old boyfriend who was from boston would have sex they would go in the bathtub and he would sit down first and then she would sit on top of his dick and then they would start fucking and he would make her start to piss all over him while he had his dick in her. She said he would literally cup some of the piss that would go in the tub and splash it over their genitals. Then she said he cum in like 1 minute hahahaha

Thought you were going to ditch that TF girl?

Yes I keep telling myself that but we had talked a bunch ahead of time so I trusted that she was clean so I have been hitting it raw and she is on the pill so I have been busting in her. I have been dreading having to wrap up with next girl.

I am lining up another girl tomorrow but I want to go the floating markets. Its also kind of nice because thai girl make good video camera girl for my vacation videos! haha

Dude any Thai girl that would divulge a story like the one you relayed is the LAST girl to be hitting it raw with! AND nutting inside? Are you trolling us?!!! I don't want to keep heckling but you can't seriously be a member of this forum and that naive...

If you're not careful you're going to end up with an STD, or even more likely, caught in a Thai-girl baby trap. Mark my words. Don't ever trust a Thai girl with white-boy fever that she's on the pill.

You're really starting to worry me, Bro. Your trusting nature is far too reminiscent of the typical guy that gets fucked over in Thailand. I wish you luck - sincerely!

[Teddykgb]

(01-24-2013 06:54 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 05:57 PM)murrb Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 04:23 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-24-2013 03:59 PM)murrb Wrote:  

Funny story this thai girl just told me when her and her old boyfriend who was from boston would have sex they would go in the bathtub and he would sit down first and then she would sit on top of his dick and then they would start fucking and he would make her start to piss all over him while he had his dick in her. She said he would literally cup some of the piss that would go in the tub and splash it over their genitals. Then she said he cum in like 1 minute hahahaha

Thought you were going to ditch that TF girl?

Yes I keep telling myself that but we had talked a bunch ahead of time so I trusted that she was clean so I have been hitting it raw and she is on the pill so I have been busting in her. I have been dreading having to wrap up with next girl.

I am lining up another girl tomorrow but I want to go the floating markets. Its also kind of nice because thai girl make good video camera girl for my vacation videos! haha

Dude any Thai girl that would divulge a story like the one you relayed is the LAST girl to be hitting it raw with! AND nutting inside? Are you trolling us?!!! I don't want to keep heckling but you can't seriously be a member of this forum and that naive...

If you're not careful you're going to end up with an STD, or even more likely, caught in a Thai-girl baby trap. Mark my words. Don't ever trust a Thai girl with white-boy fever that she's on the pill.

You're really starting to worry me, Bro. Your trusting nature is far too reminiscent of the typical guy that gets fucked over in Thailand. I wish you luck - sincerely!

No trolling here. haha and I dont mind the heckling. It helps keep me in check.

She is about to leave for school in 15 minutes then I'm going to book a new hotel so she doesn't know where I am staying. I'm by the thailand cultural center mrt stop right now but I'm going to move closer to lumpinee for at least one night to watch the fights tonight.

I'm debating on weather I should meet up with 27 year old chick??? I talked to her like 3 weeks before my trip and she wanted me to meet her first and I told her I would but I flaked on her for the past 5 days and I got caught up in like 3 different lies becasue I was drunk last time I talked to her and forgot what I had told her. She said its ok but if I do it again she doesn't want me to waste her time. haha

[shibby]

What is your guys gameplan when you use Thaifriendly? ie how many photos do you put up, how do you word your messages and what are some redflags you should look for to spot a fake profile/whore/ladyboy? Do you guys generally have success using the free service or is it worth paying the $25 for premium?

[Teddykgb]

(01-25-2013 10:49 PM)shibby Wrote:  

What is your guys gameplan when you use Thaifriendly? ie how many photos do you put up, how do you word your messages and what are some redflags you should look for to spot a fake profile/whore/ladyboy? Do you guys generally have success using the free service or is it worth paying the $25 for premium?

I put up 3 photos just so they know I was real.

I just usually say something funny about their profile if I dont think it will confuse them too much or I just say "hey my name is murrb nice to meet you. What is your name?"

I think it should be pretty obvious if they are ladyboy or fake. There are so many to choose from I think your odds are pretty safe. I always talked to them on skype before I met up with them to get a good feel for them.

I never paid for the $25 because I'm a cheap fuck sometimes and I dont think you really need to. Within a message or two you should have her skype name and just talk on there.

The 2nd girl I brought to my place pretty much felt like a p4p without the paying part. She met at my hotel and we went straight up to the room and watched tv for like 5 minutes and then fucked. It was a really weird experience I wasn't sure what to do becasue it was just coming to easy that I wasn't sure if I was getting jacked or what but she ended being a bleeder but she wants to hang out again so Im going to finish it today.

[shibby]

What is your hit rate in general with replies? And how many girls do you message? Spam silly?

I also don't think I will pay the $25. Especially if I'm not living there.

When they ask you how long you are in town for, do you say some bullshit like ahh I'm not sure I'm thinking about maybe looking for a job or something like that or do you just straight up tell them you're just traveling through?

[Teddykgb]

(01-26-2013 12:31 AM)shibby Wrote:  

What is your hit rate in general with replies? And how many girls do you message? Spam silly?

I also don't think I will pay the $25. Especially if I'm not living there.

When they ask you how long you are in town for, do you say some bullshit like ahh I'm not sure I'm thinking about maybe looking for a job or something like that or do you just straight up tell them you're just traveling through?

I would say about 9 out of 10 times they will at least respond to you. Sometimes it isn't what you want to hear but I rarely get the complete ignore.

Yeah dont pay for it. Just get the skype name and go from there.

Yep I followed advice I had gotten from this forum and told them some bullshit working story. One of them I told I had a job in usa but quit because I wanted to become an mma journalist and was interested in interviewing people about muay thai. The other one I slept with I told I was a paralegal back in the usa but I also bought and sold stocks on as my side job.

I think my favorite part other than the sex has been that I can tell them I want to go somewhere and they pretty much become my tour guide for me and make videos for me and what not. They also make sure I dont get lost and I dont get rippped off too bad.

They are very sweet and will wipe my face off when we are eating and I get something on it or they always take my garbage when I get done eating something. I can definately see why so many foreigners come here to settle down with these women.

[Teddykgb]

Now Im just having a hard time getting over being a complete asshole and lieing to their face and then ditching them for another girl.

[Asaxon]

Murrb, I got the same issues sometimes. At home I would not give it a second thought but the girls here actually treat you well so being deceitful feels wrong. I now try to be as honest as possible and do something I would never consider at home: I "pay". By that I don't mean p4p but that I make sure that a girl who treats me well does not lose money on transportation to see me and gets fed at my expense. It does not cost me more than a few bucks and even if they re disappointed that I do not pay off as a lt relationship they got free food and a good time out of it...

[Teddykgb]

Now im heading down to Phuket tomorrow and im going to meet up with a girl from tf. From the messaging we have done back and forth it sounds like she more or less knows the drill and just wants to party and fuck a foreigner and I see on her facebook she has partied with foreigners before so hopefully things go well.

Damn I hate using a condom!

[shibby]

Do you frequent Phuket? Which area/hotels are good logistics wise?

[Teddykgb]

Nope this will be my first time down there. Take my advice with a grain of salt because this is my first time in Thailand! Maybe some of the more veteran guys can give you better answers.

[iop890]

Any of you guys tried hitting up a uni? I'm at Kaset right now and I'm having more success day-gaming here than I do going out at night to RCA.

There are less than a dozen male foreign students(I have a monopoly on blonde hair and blue eyes), and most of the other foreigners are gameless simps that came to Bkk with their chubby western girlfriends. I get approached after classes at least a couple times a week.

Hell, even outside the school, walking around with the KU belt buckle and student uni makes things easier. It's like putting one part of my game on autopilot.

Younger looking guys should grab a uniform from Union Mall or Chatuchak and I can get you a school belt.
Then come back and try to tell me you don't get notice an increase in the amount of 18-22 year-old pussy thrown at you.