So I went to a concert tonight, and by using this simple model, I was able to hook up with three girls and get a number:
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f(x)=(a+b) - n
Where:
a=alcohol
b=busting a move
n=not giving a fuck
So here's how it went down. I took a train with Girl 1... before we got there we drank some vodka and by the end of the train ride we were hooking up. Initially, I thought this was going to be a great thing, but she ended up cockblocking me later in the night a little bit. More on that later.
As soon as I got there, I started approaching many sets of girls with Roosh's proven "You're definitely from (insert location)." (I was already warmed up after having to hold conversation with Girl 1). Many groups started to think I was psychic when I got their location right, and the sets that I got wrong had fun with it too. The location opener allowed me to transfer to more topics.
I was getting a lot of pictures. Either taking them (I acted offended when girls asked me to take photos) or, more often, being in them. I'm convinced wanted to show off to all their Facebook friends that they met a well-dressed guy at a concert. Cool.
At some point girls must have started to take notice of my high social value, but Girl 1 was always by my side. I was kissing Girl 1 before the main act came on the stage and I thought by doing this, it would help me. It didn't have any noticeable effect, but from a confidence standpoint, it really gave me that swagger.
Girls would see me, give me some seductive eyes, I would give them back, and Girl 1 would walk over and say something "K" and drag me away.
Obviously I quickly realized the only way to increase my number of hooks and diversify myself was to ditch Girl 1 (7). I did this at about the halfway point.
The second girl (6) I hooked up with happened pretty quick. I was dancing next to her and we held eye contact for three seconds. This gave me the signal to start grinding with her. And then after thirty seconds, she turned her head around and kissed me sloppily. When we were done, she said "Hi" for the first time.
The third girl (8.5) I eventually hooked with was trying to be kissed by a rather large Indian man. She was mouthing "Save me" from around five feet away. I grabbed her hand, she thanked me. We exchanged some information about ourselves (name, location) and we started grinding. We took turns grinding and making out. After about 30-45 minutes, I took out my phone and got out the call screen on my phone. She knew to insert her digits and boom. Score. I spent a lot of time with that third girl because she so hot, and realized it would be difficult to pull hotter.
My cousin was also at the concert, and he was with two of his friends. One of his friends kept catching me with different girls and was constantly impressed by my ability to pull. Little did he know f(x)=(a+b) - n was the only thing I was relying on.
It should be noted the ratio was
really,
really good in terms of girls to guys (think 10:1), and I understood the girls were there to hook up with a random guy. That really played to my advantage psychologically.
Also of note: I highlighted, of course, my successes from the night. I did get rejected a number of times when trying to grind with girls. Sometimes they would hop off right away or their friend wouldn't approve me. I took it as as much of a positive as possible, saying to myself that I was eliminating a girl I didn't want to waste my time with.