Gentlemen,
We have a contender.
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=Jesse%20...cs%20&sm=3
HE is the Cat Lady.
"She askes me how the cat's been.
I say, "Moses, he's just fine, but he used to think about you.. all the time.
We fin'ly took your pictures.. down off the wall.
Jessie, how do you always seem to know just when to call?"
Colour me unimaginative but Im really not sure how he knows that a fricking cat is obsessing about the ex who used him like an emotional tampon.
To then suggest that the Cat was an equal partner in interior decorating decisions to.. finally.. I'm thinking years too late .. take down the painful reminders of his ex..? Cat Lady levels are high.
She calls him at 5am
"From a phone booth in Vegas, Jessie calls at Five a. m.
to tell me how she's tired of.. all of them."
The reader can fill in the details of whats going on here ☺️.
"She says, "Baby, I've been thinking 'bout a trailer by the sea.
We could go to Mexico:, you, the cat and me.
We'll drink tequila and look for seashells.
Now, doesn't that sound sweet?"
Our singer clearly fights a long drawn out battle with his own self respect before singing, in the next breath
..
" Jessie, paint your pictures 'bout how it's gonna be.
By now I should know better, your dreams are never free.
But tell me all about our little trailer by the sea.
Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me.
Oh, Jessie, you can always sell any dream to me."
He knows that SHE is a bad boy Chad who's only going to break his little heart again but.. He can't help it.. Whats a girl to do right?
Evidently Jesse can't be bothered sweet talking him for too long, why waste her breath? So she cuts to the chase:
"She sings, "Get yourself together. Bring Mose and drive real fast."
And I listen to her promise. I swear to God this time it's gonna last."
"And who knows, maybe this time things'll turn out just the way you planned." (good example of male leadership in a relationship there..)
I actually think George Soros and Angela Merkel wrote this song.
