Quote: (08-21-2012 03:41 PM)koche Wrote:
Officially The Best Thread This Month.. Great ideal and funny aswel.. What will the University be called?
University of Man (It's an all male campus... faculty, staff, and students)
None of the courses will be graded. Men should want to enroll not for the prestige, not for the degree, but out of self-interest - Men will be clamoring to enroll at the University because of all the success stories graduating students will share with the world:
- How they lost their virginity
- How they became Lotharios
- How they fucked beauties from cultures all over the world
- How they improved their writing, thinking, and business skills
- The incredible friends they made
- The amazing professors
In short, straight-up success stories.
The university will be composed of the following colleges:
1. College of Female Behavior (i.e. College of Game)
The biggest section of campus, used to teach men how women work, what they respond to, and the many different types of game at their disposal in order to get them into the sack.
Includes regular field trips to various nearby cities in order to practice game. All specialities of game will be taught: daygame, dance game, night game, club game, beach game, grocery store game, subway game, etc. etc.
2. College of Lifestyle
Business/hustling, investment, lifting, fashion, and maybe a few sports teams. The second smallest section of campus.
All men will be required to attend one lifting class or similar substitute (such as swimming). Lifting classes will be composed of one in class session per week where techniques and workout programs are discussed and customized for each student, and three workout sessions at the gym.
Students who skip these sessions without good reason will face immediate expulsion. There will be NO fatasses at the University of Man.
3. College of Travel
Efficient ways to learn and study new cultures, languages, and understand how different men are perceived in different cultures.
First year students will study a language/culture for a semester, and then travel abroad to live there for a year (as a sophomore or junior). They will hone picking up women as well as exploring any money opportunities. Senior students will be required to spend at least one semester teaching new students of the culture they traveled to.
4. College of Philosophy and Literature
The smallest section of campus, but in theory as important as the other sections of campus, this college will be dedicated to teaching various Great Books. All students will be required to take at least two courses. Since none of the courses will be graded, professors will be allowed to create their own incentives for their students such as cash prizes for the best essay at the end of the semester, or maybe a few hookers, or a plane ticket to a country of their choice, etc.
Only taught by professors willing to do it pro-bono, to avoid creating "ivory tower" professors that simply exist on campus reading dead books while preaching dogma.
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