[Samseau]

(08-21-2012 03:41 PM)koche Wrote:  

Officially The Best Thread This Month.. Great ideal and funny aswel.. What will the University be called?

University of Man (It's an all male campus... faculty, staff, and students)

None of the courses will be graded. Men should want to enroll not for the prestige, not for the degree, but out of self-interest - Men will be clamoring to enroll at the University because of all the success stories graduating students will share with the world:

- How they lost their virginity
- How they became Lotharios
- How they fucked beauties from cultures all over the world
- How they improved their writing, thinking, and business skills
- The incredible friends they made
- The amazing professors

In short, straight-up success stories.


The university will be composed of the following colleges:

1. College of Female Behavior (i.e. College of Game)

The biggest section of campus, used to teach men how women work, what they respond to, and the many different types of game at their disposal in order to get them into the sack.

Includes regular field trips to various nearby cities in order to practice game. All specialities of game will be taught: daygame, dance game, night game, club game, beach game, grocery store game, subway game, etc. etc.

2. College of Lifestyle

Business/hustling, investment, lifting, fashion, and maybe a few sports teams. The second smallest section of campus.

All men will be required to attend one lifting class or similar substitute (such as swimming). Lifting classes will be composed of one in class session per week where techniques and workout programs are discussed and customized for each student, and three workout sessions at the gym.

Students who skip these sessions without good reason will face immediate expulsion. There will be NO fatasses at the University of Man.

3. College of Travel

Efficient ways to learn and study new cultures, languages, and understand how different men are perceived in different cultures.

First year students will study a language/culture for a semester, and then travel abroad to live there for a year (as a sophomore or junior). They will hone picking up women as well as exploring any money opportunities. Senior students will be required to spend at least one semester teaching new students of the culture they traveled to.

4. College of Philosophy and Literature

The smallest section of campus, but in theory as important as the other sections of campus, this college will be dedicated to teaching various Great Books. All students will be required to take at least two courses. Since none of the courses will be graded, professors will be allowed to create their own incentives for their students such as cash prizes for the best essay at the end of the semester, or maybe a few hookers, or a plane ticket to a country of their choice, etc.

Only taught by professors willing to do it pro-bono, to avoid creating "ivory tower" professors that simply exist on campus reading dead books while preaching dogma.

[Barca_0087]

I think this should be a requirement.

FGC001: Freshman Game seminar Iay Game
Credits: 1, Textbook: Day Bang , Student must complete in order to continue to sophomore status.(100 approaches)

Also what would be the equivalent to senior thesis or senior design at game university?

Don't forget some elective courses:
BAR101: Intro to bar tending.
ECO200: Game economics, how to game when broke.
HAM350:Quantum hamster theory.
DGPA101: Dance game

[freshcream]

"shit, I'm late for class!"

"Class, WTF? What class?"

"Introduction to anal"

"WHAT?"

I can envision my blue pill friends making faces as I speed off to class ^^

[Tuthmosis]

(08-21-2012 04:07 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

What would be the school's mascot?

Two ideas:

1. The Hamsters

2. The Alpha Dogs

[Tuthmosis]

We need a campus. It should have several spots (including a cool student bar), with optimal logistics, to bounce chicks to a bang spot.

No women allowed, but we have a "sister school" (School of Feminine Charm, or something) that we can yank from (like old-school men's colleges).

[Tuthmosis]

(08-21-2012 04:25 PM)Barca_0087 Wrote:  

I think this should be a requirement.

FGC001: Freshman Game seminar Iay Game
Credits: 1, Textbook: Day Bang , Student must complete in order to continue to sophomore status.(100 approaches)

I agree. We definitely would need a core curriculum. None of this construct-your-own-major bullshit. There are like 10 classes EVERYONE takes regardless of their major. Basic stuff on approaches, exercise/nutrition, text/online game, etc. Anything that's been asked in the Newbie Forum would not be asked by someone who's completed the Core.

Here's one we missed:

ONE200: Diagnosing and Coping with One-itis (core class)

[RandalGraves]

Now THIS is Women Studies!

[Tuthmosis]

Don't forget: we'd absolutely need to have core-curriculum courses on cockblocking and white knights.

CORE231: Elementary Cockblocking: Strategies and Responses

CORE257: White Knights and Male Feminists

[el mechanico]

TLP101: Intro to trailer parks

[peterthephoenix]

Each semester is composed of 4 classes. In your first year, 6 classes will be mandatory, while 2 will be self selected.

I honestly think that the value from the forum could be used to put together some awesome stuff, that in turn would help newbies get a better hold on things.

And:
LOG109: Handling of Logistical Issues

[I'mWaitingForTheMan]

SND301: Intermediate Surf Swooping (Taught by Gmanifesto)

SPR201: General Theory of Bicycle Creeping (Taught by me)

MAR401: Advanced Nautical Game (Taught by Emech)

[koche]

I assume after graduation one 'll be swimming in a pool of pussy... Is they anything like 'Too Much Game' i want that on my result!

[michelin]

(08-21-2012 04:25 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote:

4. College of Philosophy and Literature

... this college will be dedicated to teaching various Great Books. All students will be required to take at least two courses.

Snapshot of Class discussion of Great Books with one of the students of the College of Philosophy and Literature, taken at the University of Man on October 13, 2012.

[Tengen]

A campus full of guys would feel so homo though. Which is why I propose the cafeteria be served by women only.

[UnW]

FEM331: The Joke that is Feminism.

[michelin]

TRAV108: From Sight-Seeing To Day Game

[shameus_o'reaaly]

Best of all, this isn't that ridiculous an idea. Girls have charm schools etc (and they need them more and more now), so why not an equivalent for boys?
Just dumb it down a bit on the brochures/website and make it look like more like Dale Carnegie courses

[one-two]

"If you want an education, go to the library. If you want to get laid, go to college". Sounds like this thread would do both

I would love to see more detailed modules and a list of outcomes. Those take forever to make, but they definitely improve course clarity and structure. Eventually, you can break it down to 10 minute videos that we could peer-review.

[peterthephoenix]

This was actually one of the thoughts I had when I started this thread.

I wanted to gauge interest on how willing people would be to take classes like this, what the structure would be, and the classes people would be most interested in taking.

Because of the wealth of knowledge on the forum, some of the lectures would be guest written + peer reviewed by the forum. But realistically, this is a way for data from some threads to have a much greater impact instead of just being buried.

The papers would need to have a strong practical aspect (i.e. Outdoor exercises) in order to have any kind of real life impact and people would actually have to be willing to "study".

Also, would it be free for forum members and $20 a paper for outside guests?

I'm willing to put in the work for it if there's a market for it.

[Screwston]

HDR101: Hood Rats and Low Income Girls

[Ramon Zarate]

We really should get the guys at the UMan blog to collaborate with us on this.

[Grit]

(08-22-2012 06:05 AM)Tengen Wrote:  

A campus full of guys would feel so homo though. Which is why I propose the cafeteria be served by women only.

BWAHAHAAHA beautiful. That should be part of the sister school's mandatory community service. Make those wannabe sorostitutes get in the kitchen!



DISCRIM 104 - Ethics of Sexual Discrimination - emphasis on discrimination techniques, with daily practice. Student should leave class being able to successfully convey sexual superiority.


****Upon graduation students will recieve a B.J. (Bachelor of Jerk) in their respective concentration.

[Wutang]

There would be an on campus counselor to deal with with the psychological issues of students such as one-itus: treatment will involve the counselor screaming Full Metal Jacket slogans at the student berating him for his beta behavior and frequent slappings.

[Blaze Frazier]

CRGL101: Basic Craigslist Game
CRGL401: How To Score Threesomes From Craigslist With Two Lesbians

[chochemonger1]

(08-21-2012 04:07 PM)Rosca Wrote:  

What would be the school's mascot?

Tony the Tiger.