Not a fan either. I've done it a few times and vagina feels so much better. Not to mention, as others have pointed out, it's where shit comes out of.
Am I the only guy here who doesn't care about anal?
I admit that the vast majority of the anal experience is rather pedestrian, but ejaculating raw into a girl's ass is possibly THE greatest sensation (admittadly, I've never done heroin). The combination of it already being tight, you going harder and deeper as you get close, her ass tightening up in response, and the knowledge that you don't have to shell out $40 for Second Option (or whatever the Plan B knock-off is these days) is truly incredible.
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
I can tell you that I've had more than a few encounters with brown-kind.
It happened twice in the last year. I stuck my finger up girls' asses and was met with the tip of a crusted, wet turd (like E.T. and Elliot's finger in the poster).
These times were enough for me to swear off anal.
There's also the part of having to prep their dirt-stars, and sometimes they end up bleeding. I'm not interested in giving them anal fissures.
But, I get bored with fucking them regular sometimes.
It happened twice in the last year. I stuck my finger up girls' asses and was met with the tip of a crusted, wet turd (like E.T. and Elliot's finger in the poster).
These times were enough for me to swear off anal.
There's also the part of having to prep their dirt-stars, and sometimes they end up bleeding. I'm not interested in giving them anal fissures.
But, I get bored with fucking them regular sometimes.
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:20 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:
I admit that the vast majority of the anal experience is rather pedestrian, but ejaculating raw into a girl's ass is possibly THE greatest sensation (admittadly, I've never done heroin). The combination of it already being tight, you going harder and deeper as you get close, her ass tightening up in response, and the knowledge that you don't have to shell out $40 for Second Option (or whatever the Plan B knock-off is these days) is truly incredible.
Who is that in your avatar? My finger is almost on it. 80's kung fu movie. Shit's driving me crazy. I only paid 200 pesos for a plan B pill in the DR. Fucked part is I'd dropped a couple thousand if that's what it took.
I'll give American/British/Aussie girls credit. They know when it's "clear" for buttsex. In the 3rd world it's a crap shoot. Pun intended.
I like doing it just because of how crazy and loud they get.
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:20 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:
I admit that the vast majority of the anal experience is rather pedestrian, but ejaculating raw into a girl's ass is possibly THE greatest sensation (admittadly, I've never done heroin). The combination of it already being tight, you going harder and deeper as you get close, her ass tightening up in response, and the knowledge that you don't have to shell out $40 for Second Option (or whatever the Plan B knock-off is these days) is truly incredible.
Who is that in your avatar? My finger is almost on it. 80's kung fu movie. Shit's driving me crazy. I only paid 200 pesos for a plan B pill in the DR. Fucked part is I'd dropped a couple thousand if that's what it took.
I'll give American/British/Aussie girls credit. They know when it's "clear" for buttsex. In the 3rd world it's a crap shoot. Pun intended.
I mean, it's my handle; John Kreese: sensei of the Cobra Kai Dojo (Karate Kid I and III).
You seem to talk about the importing/exporting business a decent amount. Why don't you try exporting the cheap Plan B pills from the DR to college campuses around the U.S.? You'd make some serious dough and boyfriends and girl's fathers would love you forever.
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
Done it a few times, I'm not a big fan of it unless the girl is really into it.
Strangely, I'm starting to get curious about it.
Strangely, I'm starting to get curious about it.
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:54 PM)houston Wrote:
I like doing it just because of how crazy and loud they get.
I have to admit that this video, in particular, made me want to slip one in.
LINK VERY NSFW
http://www.tubedong.com/2398/Painfull-An...ident.html
Quote: (07-26-2012 01:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:54 PM)houston Wrote:
I like doing it just because of how crazy and loud they get.
I have to admit that this video, in particular, made me want to slip one in.
LINK VERY NSFW
http://www.tubedong.com/2398/Painfull-An...ident.html
Yes saw this entertaining/inspirational link a few years ago.
I don't mind the occasional anal in porn... it's clean and sterile.
But in real life I'd be scared to do it raw. Would any of the shit go into my pee hole? Is it like doing an Earth core drilling with my penis?
I've had unspecified urethritis before. I figure raw dog anal would mean an automatic infection. I have the sensitive penis. Maybe I'm being beta about this, who knows.
But in real life I'd be scared to do it raw. Would any of the shit go into my pee hole? Is it like doing an Earth core drilling with my penis?
I've had unspecified urethritis before. I figure raw dog anal would mean an automatic infection. I have the sensitive penis. Maybe I'm being beta about this, who knows.
Roosh
http://www.rooshv.com
Quote: (07-26-2012 01:03 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:
You seem to talk about the importing/exporting business a decent amount. Why don't you try exporting the cheap Plan B pills from the DR to college campuses around the U.S.? You'd make some serious dough and boyfriends and girl's fathers would love you forever.
If you or anyone wants to do that for real, send me a pm. Drop shipping can also be arranged.
Quote: (07-26-2012 01:28 PM)Roosh Wrote:
I don't mind the occasional anal in porn... it's clean and sterile.
But in real life I'd be scared to do it raw. Would any of the shit go into my pee hole? Is it like doing an Earth core drilling with my penis?
I've had unspecified urethritis before. I figure raw dog anal would mean an automatic infection. I have the sensitive penis. Maybe I'm being beta about this, who knows.
"In America we don't worship government, we worship God." - President Donald J. Trump
Quote: (07-26-2012 01:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:Even more SNFW clip. Fast forward to about the 6:10 part. This clip should make you at least want to try it out.
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:54 PM)houston Wrote:
I like doing it just because of how crazy and loud they get.
I have to admit that this video, in particular, made me want to slip one in.
LINK VERY NSFW
http://www.tubedong.com/2398/Painfull-An...ident.html
http://www.xvideos.com/video297216/nacho..._hot_babes
I need to figure out what movie this is from and buy it. I've been watching it for about 6 yrs now.
I am a fan of anal. I think the reason guys here don't like anal is because they don't know the tricks of the trade.
Also, just to get an objection out of the way - "But doesn't shit come out of her ass?" My response: "Doesn't piss come out of her vagina?"
So it's time to dispense the knowledge. There are two considerations to think about when going anal.
1. Pleasure.
In order to maximize pleasure with anal, you must keep her ass as dry as possible. Why? If the asshole gets too wet, it loses it's tightness and friction and becomes far less pleasurable.
To do this, you must avoid using too much lube, or not use lube at all. "But won't going in dry hurt her?" No. Believe it or not, anal sex for the girl is painful not because of friction, but because of how tight the sphincter muscle is. Forcing it open is painful for the girl.
Lube can help with anal if you put your dick in wrong. Always push your dick in from the bottom of her asshole, never from the top. If you put your dick in from the top of her asshole, it pulls on the skin making it hurt like hell. However, if you push your dick in from the bottom, it doesn't pull on any skin and the only pain comes from forcing the anal sphincter open.
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The next obstacle is making it past the sphincter. It is the source of her pain, and the source of your pleasure. The tightness of the sphincter is unlike the vagina and is what makes the ass so great.
Here's how the sphincter works: The muscle moves slowly, and trying to force it open quickly is extremely painful. If you push your dick in slowly, it gives time to the muscle to open up.
To make the process as quick as possible, you push your dick about a quarter of a inch (or 2-3 milimeters), and then pull back out. Push in a bit further, then pull back out. Keep doing this till you make it past the sphincter. What this does is allow the muscle to relax before expanding again, which eliminates a lot of pain for the girl.
Often times the girl will object, saying, "Oh my god it hurts it hurts no please stop" or whatever. Just calm her down, tell her "Relax babe... only hurts for a minute. Then it feels amazing." Actually, it might never feel amazing for her but who cares? However, I do know that the pain for the girl goes away once you make it past the sphincter.
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As you can see, the sphincter is closed by default... but it will open up to let large objects pass through it. You just have to let it open up by gradually forcing it open. It takes maybe 4 minutes maximum for a girl's first anal.
Once you make it past the sphincter, it's smooth sailing as the rectum is big enough to take your cock.
For her first anal, you'll probably need lube just to keep her calm. But after the first anal, she'll get more and more used to it allowing you to go faster, but the discomfort of opening up the sphincter never goes away.
That said, you can do this entire process without any lube, and it's recommended that you do so to make anal feel great for you. Adding lube removes the friction provided by the sphincter and makes anal sex boring.
Now, going in totally dry isn't recommended either, but there already is available to you one of nature's best lubricants: pussy juice.
Fuck her in the vagina first, and then move to her ass. Your dick will be soaked enough such that your dick will be slippery enough to alleviate some friction to help get it in through the sphincter.
This brings us to the final point.
Never do anal sex with a woman such that the pussy juice runs down into her ass.
Why? Let's say you're banging her in missionary position. Then you decide to move to her asshole. You get it in, and start pounding her ass. Then, not even a mere 3 minutes later, you feel no friction on your dick and her asshole is looser than her vagina.
What happened?
As you fuck a girl in the ass, she will still be incredibly aroused due to being dominated so hard. Her pussy will be producing juice on overtime. If you fuck her so that her pussy is above her asshole, the juices will run down into her asshole making it friction-less.
Next time you watch an anal porn scene, notice how the man usually positions the girl so that her ass is above her vagina. You should do this too.
The easiest position to do anal is by lying the girl on her stomach, face down. Then just push in from below. And enjoy!
2. Hygiene.
A lot of guys are understandably grossed out by anal. They think of shit and the smell of shit and are like, "No thanks." But piss comes out of her vagina, and piss also has a disgusting smell, yet we all fuck girls in the vagina.
The fact is, an unclean girl, either in her snatch or ass, is fucking nasty. So if your girl is dirty, take her to the shower.
Literally. Right in the middle of sex, maybe after pounding her for a bit, and you're thinking about going anal but notice it's a little sketchy down there, just lead her by the hand off your bed.
Give her a towel.
Lead her into the bathroom.
Turn on the shower.
Fuck her in the shower.
Take a bar of soap afterwards, rub your hands with it, and then rub your hands around her pussy and slide your fingers into her ass. Rinse her out, and you're good. Note: Do not put soap directly into her pussy. That can cause irritations. But use soap everywhere else.
Dry her off.
Then go back to your bed and do whatever you want to her.
If you do this process at least 3 times with a girl... and you continue to see her, she'll probably get the hint. You can expect her to come with a clean asshole.
And, if for some reason you get a bit of shit on your dick, don't freak out. Just have a rag in your room designated as your "sex rag" (I have several) that you can wipe your dick off afterwards.
By taking her to the shower like this, cleaning her off, fucking her however you want, you are sending all the right signals. Don't be surprised when your pet starts to fall in love.
Finally, let's say you've been pounding her ass and want to back to the vagina. You must clean your dick off reasonable well before you do so. If you move your dick directly from her asshole to her snatch, she can get a yeast infection a few days later. It's nothing serious, but she won't want to have sex if she's got a yeast infection.
So after pounding her ass, wipe your dick off with your sex rag, then have her suck you off. You'll be good for vaginal reentry.
Conclusion
I enjoy anal as much as I do vagina. It took me some practice, but once I started doing what I wrote above anal is now just as good as vaginal for me.
It's not that anal is better than vaginal, but qualitatively different altogether. The sensations the ass produces are quite good, but it lacks the streamlined smoothness of the vagina which allows for rapid fucking. But unlike the vagina, you can blow your load inside of her ass and not worry about anything.
For all the anal doubters out there, if you follow the instructions above you'll probably never go back to being just a front-door man.
Also, just to get an objection out of the way - "But doesn't shit come out of her ass?" My response: "Doesn't piss come out of her vagina?"
So it's time to dispense the knowledge. There are two considerations to think about when going anal.
1. Pleasure.
In order to maximize pleasure with anal, you must keep her ass as dry as possible. Why? If the asshole gets too wet, it loses it's tightness and friction and becomes far less pleasurable.
To do this, you must avoid using too much lube, or not use lube at all. "But won't going in dry hurt her?" No. Believe it or not, anal sex for the girl is painful not because of friction, but because of how tight the sphincter muscle is. Forcing it open is painful for the girl.
Lube can help with anal if you put your dick in wrong. Always push your dick in from the bottom of her asshole, never from the top. If you put your dick in from the top of her asshole, it pulls on the skin making it hurt like hell. However, if you push your dick in from the bottom, it doesn't pull on any skin and the only pain comes from forcing the anal sphincter open.
The next obstacle is making it past the sphincter. It is the source of her pain, and the source of your pleasure. The tightness of the sphincter is unlike the vagina and is what makes the ass so great.
Here's how the sphincter works: The muscle moves slowly, and trying to force it open quickly is extremely painful. If you push your dick in slowly, it gives time to the muscle to open up.
To make the process as quick as possible, you push your dick about a quarter of a inch (or 2-3 milimeters), and then pull back out. Push in a bit further, then pull back out. Keep doing this till you make it past the sphincter. What this does is allow the muscle to relax before expanding again, which eliminates a lot of pain for the girl.
Often times the girl will object, saying, "Oh my god it hurts it hurts no please stop" or whatever. Just calm her down, tell her "Relax babe... only hurts for a minute. Then it feels amazing." Actually, it might never feel amazing for her but who cares? However, I do know that the pain for the girl goes away once you make it past the sphincter.
As you can see, the sphincter is closed by default... but it will open up to let large objects pass through it. You just have to let it open up by gradually forcing it open. It takes maybe 4 minutes maximum for a girl's first anal.
Once you make it past the sphincter, it's smooth sailing as the rectum is big enough to take your cock.
For her first anal, you'll probably need lube just to keep her calm. But after the first anal, she'll get more and more used to it allowing you to go faster, but the discomfort of opening up the sphincter never goes away.
That said, you can do this entire process without any lube, and it's recommended that you do so to make anal feel great for you. Adding lube removes the friction provided by the sphincter and makes anal sex boring.
Now, going in totally dry isn't recommended either, but there already is available to you one of nature's best lubricants: pussy juice.
Fuck her in the vagina first, and then move to her ass. Your dick will be soaked enough such that your dick will be slippery enough to alleviate some friction to help get it in through the sphincter.
This brings us to the final point.
Never do anal sex with a woman such that the pussy juice runs down into her ass.
Why? Let's say you're banging her in missionary position. Then you decide to move to her asshole. You get it in, and start pounding her ass. Then, not even a mere 3 minutes later, you feel no friction on your dick and her asshole is looser than her vagina.
What happened?
As you fuck a girl in the ass, she will still be incredibly aroused due to being dominated so hard. Her pussy will be producing juice on overtime. If you fuck her so that her pussy is above her asshole, the juices will run down into her asshole making it friction-less.
Next time you watch an anal porn scene, notice how the man usually positions the girl so that her ass is above her vagina. You should do this too.
The easiest position to do anal is by lying the girl on her stomach, face down. Then just push in from below. And enjoy!
2. Hygiene.
A lot of guys are understandably grossed out by anal. They think of shit and the smell of shit and are like, "No thanks." But piss comes out of her vagina, and piss also has a disgusting smell, yet we all fuck girls in the vagina.
The fact is, an unclean girl, either in her snatch or ass, is fucking nasty. So if your girl is dirty, take her to the shower.
Literally. Right in the middle of sex, maybe after pounding her for a bit, and you're thinking about going anal but notice it's a little sketchy down there, just lead her by the hand off your bed.
Give her a towel.
Lead her into the bathroom.
Turn on the shower.
Fuck her in the shower.
Take a bar of soap afterwards, rub your hands with it, and then rub your hands around her pussy and slide your fingers into her ass. Rinse her out, and you're good. Note: Do not put soap directly into her pussy. That can cause irritations. But use soap everywhere else.
Dry her off.
Then go back to your bed and do whatever you want to her.
If you do this process at least 3 times with a girl... and you continue to see her, she'll probably get the hint. You can expect her to come with a clean asshole.
And, if for some reason you get a bit of shit on your dick, don't freak out. Just have a rag in your room designated as your "sex rag" (I have several) that you can wipe your dick off afterwards.
By taking her to the shower like this, cleaning her off, fucking her however you want, you are sending all the right signals. Don't be surprised when your pet starts to fall in love.
Finally, let's say you've been pounding her ass and want to back to the vagina. You must clean your dick off reasonable well before you do so. If you move your dick directly from her asshole to her snatch, she can get a yeast infection a few days later. It's nothing serious, but she won't want to have sex if she's got a yeast infection.
So after pounding her ass, wipe your dick off with your sex rag, then have her suck you off. You'll be good for vaginal reentry.
Conclusion
I enjoy anal as much as I do vagina. It took me some practice, but once I started doing what I wrote above anal is now just as good as vaginal for me.
It's not that anal is better than vaginal, but qualitatively different altogether. The sensations the ass produces are quite good, but it lacks the streamlined smoothness of the vagina which allows for rapid fucking. But unlike the vagina, you can blow your load inside of her ass and not worry about anything.
For all the anal doubters out there, if you follow the instructions above you'll probably never go back to being just a front-door man.
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Quote: (07-26-2012 01:03 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (07-26-2012 12:54 PM)houston Wrote:
I like doing it just because of how crazy and loud they get.
I have to admit that this video, in particular, made me want to slip one in.
LINK VERY NSFW
http://www.tubedong.com/2398/Painfull-An...ident.html
You notice how quick and easy that went in because she wasn't expecting it? Before she even reacted, he was balls deep. NICE. If I didn't know better, I'd swear she'd done that before.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Actually, the urethral opening on a woman is above the vagina. She doesn't urinate OUT of her vagina. But I get your point.
From my understanding of anatomy, feces doesn't descend into the lower GI tract until you're ready to take a shit. But sometimes it is sitting in there, and if you get at her before she's had a chance to drop a deuce, you could run into an obstacle or two.
Like Roosh touched on, in porn, chicks know ahead of time that they'll be doing an anal scene so they prepare. They take a shit if they need to, then they take enemas and totally flush out their lower tract. I'm sure some of these chicks use numbing cremes to cut down on the pain from some of these monsters that are fucking them with their huge diameter dicks. Some go pussy to ass, so they have a coating of natural lube on them before they penetrate.
What Samseau laid out is similar to what I've read from sex "experts" that instruct on how to do anal (except the part about what angle to go in at - most seem to only discuss going straight in) - lots of lube, and very slow (though Samseau says to limit the lube). I would always be reluctant to go in raw though.
From my understanding of anatomy, feces doesn't descend into the lower GI tract until you're ready to take a shit. But sometimes it is sitting in there, and if you get at her before she's had a chance to drop a deuce, you could run into an obstacle or two.
Like Roosh touched on, in porn, chicks know ahead of time that they'll be doing an anal scene so they prepare. They take a shit if they need to, then they take enemas and totally flush out their lower tract. I'm sure some of these chicks use numbing cremes to cut down on the pain from some of these monsters that are fucking them with their huge diameter dicks. Some go pussy to ass, so they have a coating of natural lube on them before they penetrate.
What Samseau laid out is similar to what I've read from sex "experts" that instruct on how to do anal (except the part about what angle to go in at - most seem to only discuss going straight in) - lots of lube, and very slow (though Samseau says to limit the lube). I would always be reluctant to go in raw though.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Haha never thought I'd see a data sheet on fhow to fuck girls in the ass.
I've attempted it a few times but they all cried because I couldnt get my Dick in.
Although fingering a girl's ass while doing it doggy was the best. I could feel my Dick with my finger haha
I've attempted it a few times but they all cried because I couldnt get my Dick in.
Although fingering a girl's ass while doing it doggy was the best. I could feel my Dick with my finger haha
Me ex used to orgasm from it. Personally, I didn't really enjoy it as much because I wanted to pound her and had to take it slow. I never met a chick I could slam that way.
Quote: (07-26-2012 02:50 PM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:
Me ex used to orgasm from it. Personally, I didn't really enjoy it as much because I wanted to pound her and had to take it slow. I never met a chick I could slam that way.
Supposedly there are many nerve endings in the anus, and yeah, some chicks that really enjoy it claim they can come from anal alone, without stimulation to the clit also.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
This discussion reminds me of a former co-worker who was obsessed with anal sex. His girl wouldn't let him do it, no matter how much he asked or begged. He tried EVERYTHING. He tried to accidentally put it in the wrong hole. He tried getting her drunk and sneak attacking her. She always clenched up. I told him he should save up some money from all the overtime he was working and just get a hooker to do it with.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Excellent doo-doo sheet, Sameseau.
I like fucking chicks in the ass, and I don't feel the need to explain myself, the guys who haven't tried it are seriously missing out. The only thing that kind of sketches me out, is I hear the chances of contracting HIV are much higher through anal than vaginal sex. Having a girl do ass to mouth is also kind of gross, but it's one of the biggest turn ons as far as power and domination goes, and some of the kinkiest shit a girl can do.
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Whether you like anal or not, I consider it something you almost have to do at least once if you're dating a girl.
1. If she's never done it, you have to do it to make an indelible mark. It's like the last bit of virginity you can claim.
2. If she has done it prior to you, then you have to do it. Because it's like scrubbing graffiti off a wall and putting up your own.
FWIW, I'm not a fan of it. Shit on my dick is not appealing.
1. If she's never done it, you have to do it to make an indelible mark. It's like the last bit of virginity you can claim.
2. If she has done it prior to you, then you have to do it. Because it's like scrubbing graffiti off a wall and putting up your own.
FWIW, I'm not a fan of it. Shit on my dick is not appealing.
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