[delicioustacos]

Forgive me for whoring my own blog, but I just did a post about this:

http://delicioustacos.com/2012/07/16/sti...-shitpipe/

"I’m not into it. But still, I enjoy beating off to porn with anal sex in it, and I beat my meat to fantasies about taking a girl in the shitpipe. But only if she doesn’t like it. Only if she has to be gently coaxed into it by some slimy bastard, and when his oversized cockplum finally pokes through the wall after teasing it, she cries. And feels ashamed. That’s what’s hot about anal sex. The fact that girls don’t like it. The fact that it’s a virginity you might take, in a world where every girl on the planet has had more cock inside her than Colonel Sanders’ barn– one last piece of innocence and chastity you can rob from a reluctant dewey-eyed maiden, in an act that will hurt and soil her. Now she’s one of those girls, those whores who take it in the ass."

[Veloce]

Samseau, you sound experienced but I dunno about that whole "do it dry" stuff...in my experience the more lube the better unless she's some utter anal whore who is stretched out like a rubber band.

I've never had a truly bad experience with anal, not like accounts I've heard of girls losing control of their assholes and shitting everywhere. I've gotten a little brown on my cock though, the worst culprits have always been white girls for some reason.

I'd never do anal with a girl unless I got a good sense of her general hygiene first. Girls that are clean all over, keep their pussy waxed, always smell good, keep a clean pussy, all generally keep clean assholes. If there are any lapses in her overall cleanliness, better believe her asshole's not gonna be worth exploring with your dick.

I've read plenty of literature warning about UTIs and infections from shit getting pushed back into a guys urethra, but it's never happened to me. The only UTIs i've ever gotten were from a girls vag that had one as well.

I've had a handful of latinas that I'd consider possessing a perfect body. That Keyra Augustina-esque, plump, perfectly smooth bubble butt leading up to a thin, toned waist. I hope most guys on this board have experienced this at least once. Out of those several girls, I fucked one of them in the ass, a Colombian.

Let me tell you, I still consider that my crowning sexual achievement. When I need mental material to spank to, fucking that girl's ass comes up every time. There's nothing better than slamming your dick into some girls asshole with her meaty, round, smooth asscheeks bouncing against your pelvis.

Oh, and as someone mentioned, there's also nothing so gratifying as dropping a cumload into a girl's ass. And also watching her get up, walk kinda funny to the bathroom with her face all disconcerted, and her hand covering her sore ass.

Damn.

[kolovrat]

I'm totally with Roosh here.

It just grosses me out. It's unnatural. Never tried it and never will. If that's beta then so be it, I can live with that.

[Chapped3rdEye]

Start off with fingers in the ass. Do they come out shitless? If so, wrap your cock up and dive in. Does your condomed cock come out shitless? If so, feel free to de-condom if there are no STD worries. Wash thoroughly afterwards and voila.

Y'all eat asses?

[Neo]

(07-26-2012 08:40 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I never tried it and I don't think I ever will. I understand why a lot of guys do it... for the power and domination, but I feel I can get that satisfied from vaginal penetration. I'm not even curious about it.

I'm quite content with vagina.

Nope, never done it and have no desire to. Pussy lover til I die.

[Tigre]

Anal is like you're rolling down the dirt track stuck in second gear, hands tightly gripping the steering wheel.

Sometimes you just want to cruise the open road, put the pedal to the metal and feel the wind in your hair.

Team snatch FTW!!!1!

[Hotwheels]

For me it usually doesn't fit.

And two times that it did it my olfactory senses were offended. Big time.

Mark me down as not a huge fan.

[Gmac]

I've only boned a few girls up the pooper, it's nothing special to me. I prefer the vaj, and though I'm far from a germaphobe something about it still grosses me out. The added tightness does nothing for me, but generally speaking most girls I've banged don't LIKE receiving anal... at least from me. I'm not huge or anything but I am above average when it comes to thickness... I just can't take all these bitches complaining all the time.

[Veloce]

(07-26-2012 04:48 PM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  

Start off with fingers in the ass. Do they come out shitless? If so, wrap your cock up and dive in. Does your condomed cock come out shitless? If so, feel free to de-condom if there are no STD worries. Wash thoroughly afterwards and voila.

Y'all eat asses?

I have a very personal admission to make on the forums. I have an oral fixation, no homo. I swear if I was born Japanese I'd probably have some weird cannibalism fetish. I get off on sucking girls' lips (therefor I have a huge DSL fetish), tits, and eating pussy and ass.

Don't get me wrong, it's gotta be sparkling like champagne. I've never had a bad ass eating experience because I don't let myself have one. I have had bad pussy eating experiences that have wound up with me leaving the room mid-act with the smell of yeast infected snatch on my breath. And I also have my red wings, though not my choice. (She started her period while I was eating her out)

I have a huge ass fetish, and there are few things better than a girl bucking her asscheeks on my face.

In case it hasn't been established already, I'm a pretty dirty mofo.

[ccurtis189]

(07-26-2012 02:00 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  

Yeah, every once in awhile you'll find a little brown, but I've only experienced this when the girl is either really drunk or I'm drunk enough that it's gone on for hours. Don't try any of that cowgirl anal shit like you see in porn either.

What happens?

[MMM]

Not a fan. Like Ali said, it's an unsatisfying sensation due to the "void" past the sphincter. Strangely enough, I have a chick that won't give head but has offered anal. Go figure.

[joehoya]

I've done it a fair amount, and I like it. However, the key for me is to do it only with girls that are really into anal. Thankfully I have never had a mess (knock on wood). But then again, I don't go sniffing the condom after I am done fucking a chick up the poop shoot. I have seen a few specs on the condoms on occasion when I take them off, but it is just a cost of doing (dirty) business.

When you find a girl that REALLY likes it up the ass, and knows how to keep herself clean, then you have an absolute winner. Two of the MILF's (both Latinas in their mid 40's) that I bang regularly absolutely LOVE anal. In fact, I suspect they like it up their ass more than in their pussy. One of those chicks is in my top two slot for all-time best fucks of my life.

[xsplat]

(07-26-2012 11:48 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(07-26-2012 04:48 PM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  

Start off with fingers in the ass. Do they come out shitless? If so, wrap your cock up and dive in. Does your condomed cock come out shitless? If so, feel free to de-condom if there are no STD worries. Wash thoroughly afterwards and voila.

Y'all eat asses?

I have a very personal admission to make on the forums. I have an oral fixation, no homo. I swear if I was born Japanese I'd probably have some weird cannibalism fetish. I get off on sucking girls' lips (therefor I have a huge DSL fetish), tits, and eating pussy and ass.

Don't get me wrong, it's gotta be sparkling like champagne. I've never had a bad ass eating experience because I don't let myself have one. I have had bad pussy eating experiences that have wound up with me leaving the room mid-act with the smell of yeast infected snatch on my breath. And I also have my red wings, though not my choice. (She started her period while I was eating her out)

I have a huge ass fetish, and there are few things better than a girl bucking her asscheeks on my face.

In case it hasn't been established already, I'm a pretty dirty mofo.

Ya, if I'm drunk enough and the girl is hot enough, I've been known to give her the ass eating treat. Wait - no, maybe that was just once with my one and only 10. I enjoyed every slurp.

Some of my girlfriends ate my ass for breakfast every day. My kinda girl.

[Andy_B]

No.

I wouldn't do it if it was there on a platter; given the choice between anal and nothing, I'd take nothing.

But I understand why you made this thread, the vast majority of dudes really do seem to be into the whole shithole thing. A lot of them pass judgment on faggots too, which is hilarious.

[Samseau]

(07-27-2012 03:55 AM)Andy_B Wrote:  

But I understand why you made this thread, the vast majority of dudes really do seem to be into the whole shithole thing. A lot of them pass judgment on faggots too, which is hilarious.

That's like saying blow jobs from girls are no different than blow jobs from men.

[Swooper]

Roosh, you're not alone. Personally, I've also never gone through the backdoor and I'm content not to.

[bodmon]

Never done it, it somewhat repulses me as being painful and unnatural, but hey i wouldnt mind trying it. My dick is on the smaller side so i think id be a shoe-in and would not be denied butthole entry

[bacan]

Have recently improved my opinion of it. Once I tried it with my old long-time GF. we both concluded it was not really that special and not worth trying again.

But now the current girl I'm seeing is all about it .. one time I gave her four back-to-back-to-back-to-back anal orgasms and then nutted in her ass.

As others have said, it's nice to bust without worrying about babies. I would recommend it with a girl that is into it, but I personally don't get off on dominating or degrading girls that much. The sex is tighter, dryer, slower and can lead to a nice, pleasurable climax after the slow buildup. I have never had a bad experience with it, not even a smell. Girl usually just comes and wipes me off afterwards with a tissue just in case.

I also agree with others that it is nice to have been in a place that very few others have been -- like your girl is giving you something she has only given to 1 other, or maybe no one for example. For someone who doesn't have sex with girls more than 1-5 times, I don't think anal will come up that quickly in sex talk.

I'm pro-anal now but only with girls that are into it.

[Screwston]

Has anyone noticed a difference between to a girl's anal orgasms compared to regular ones?

[Andy_B]

(07-27-2012 04:00 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

(07-27-2012 03:55 AM)Andy_B Wrote:  

But I understand why you made this thread, the vast majority of dudes really do seem to be into the whole shithole thing. A lot of them pass judgment on faggots too, which is hilarious.

That's like saying blow jobs from girls are no different than blow jobs from men.

Health wise, there is no difference.... so yeah, that is like what I'm saying.

Most people who hate on gays justify it on health grounds, they don't just go around saying "I don't like gays because they're different from me."

[Veloce]

(07-27-2012 01:43 PM)Andy_B Wrote:  

(07-27-2012 04:00 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

(07-27-2012 03:55 AM)Andy_B Wrote:  

But I understand why you made this thread, the vast majority of dudes really do seem to be into the whole shithole thing. A lot of them pass judgment on faggots too, which is hilarious.

That's like saying blow jobs from girls are no different than blow jobs from men.

Health wise, there is no difference.... so yeah, that is like what I'm saying.

Most people who hate on gays justify it on health grounds, they don't just go around saying "I don't like gays because they're different from me."

What in god's name are you blathering about?


Who is passing judgement on "faggots"? Guys here don't want a blow job from guys because they're GUYS. Health? WTF? Keep trollin' buddy.

[kosko]

(07-26-2012 02:07 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

I am a fan of anal. I think the reason guys here don't like anal is because they don't know the tricks of the trade.

But piss does not come out of the hole you fuck tho, there is a difference. Women have a urethra just like men do. U don't fuck a females urethra and that can get easily infected just like mans can.

Your paying attention to the fact that a females cunt will turn into a petri dish if you swap from anal back to pussy but why is it not the same for your dick? I understand shit has a longer way to travel but I still feel the risks are a tad similar as Roosh as pointed out.

Having worked in the health field and being exposed to all bodily fluids people really don't know the type of janky shit that comes out of the ass. Females don't shit out flowers and even if you shower yourself unless your literally 'getting in there' your not going to be 100% clean.

The myth that infections to a mans junk being low is a myth because men never report these types of things. Gay dudes notoriously get random and fucked up germs infecting their cocks from going hard on buttholes 24-7.

Hep B and A is swimming around the ass and you put yourself at risk for it going raw in the ass. Gonorehha is a higher risk also from it.

I generally don't pay much attention to STD factoids and generally just use street smarts. But I am a man of deep logic and you can't sit here ant tell me that fucking the outpost where your body disposes of waste is somehow low risk and clean.

It is a pleasurable gamble you are taking. I have been on the fence about anal and will probably try it once in my lifetime just to get it out of the way but c'mon man I appreciate the informative post on technique but health wise it is not as clean cut as you have described.

All of the health concerns surrounding Gay men will start to creep up more and more in Western/American Men and women since females now are becoming more liberal with anal sex.

People can do what they want to do but I am still skeptical that going the anal route won't get me bumps on my cock one day down the road.

*1000th post on butt sex and I have a date with a Brazilian chic tomorrow night.... could this be a sign?

[Screwston]

Just use a rubber if you're doing anal. It's better to be on the safe side. This is coming from someone who hates condoms with a passion.

[Hannibal]

The one time I tried it, the whole room smelled like shit.

So no, i'm just fine with regular pussy and blowjobs. That and the dorm showers are about as effective as a garden hose for getting clean in the shower in general.

[Kona]

(07-27-2012 01:39 PM)houston Wrote:  

Has anyone noticed a difference between to a girl's anal orgasms compared to regular ones?

Yes. It's a brain related one in my opinion.

I am a proponent of anal.

Do you ever experience a girl flaking on you after you've pounded the ass properly? No.

Anal is the best way to snap a girl in line.

Aloha!