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Still Disgusted by Girl's Epic Fart
05-01-2012, 01:33 AM
looks like someones insecurities have surfaced.
Are you trying to personally attack me because what I'm saying is true ?
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Still Disgusted by Girl's Epic Fart
05-01-2012, 01:55 AM
So back to the farting...
Tuthmosis, I have a regular that I have some pretty solid sex with, and have for quite some time.
The last time she came by we were both sound asleep by midnight. I'd worked her pretty good.
The next morning I woke up when the sun came up and she was sleeping on her side with her ass facing me with the top leg in an inverted-L position as if she was sitting in a chair. This position left her asshole completely spread out and exposed.
What I noticed shocked me. It was just a small line of shit on the right-hand side of her exposed anus. I even went and made some coffee, went back in the bedroom and looked again. Yep, that was shit alright.
When it was time to wake her up and leave, I couldn't even shake hands with her. I now find her repulsive.
Of course, I shit. But I'm sanitary about it. I do know she got up after the harsh pounding I gave her, and can imagine she was a little shaky after, but still, wipe your ass or take a shower.
My point is that I empathize.
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Still Disgusted by Girl's Epic Fart
05-06-2012, 06:17 PM
lol, this thread is cracking me up. More stories guys! These are hilarious.
Anyways, I remember on one occasion I was out on a first date. At the end of the night we ended up making out. However, the broad's breath was sooo rank. Like it seriously tasted like morning breath. I hung in there like a champ but was totally revolted by the experience. I saw her one more time to try and score the bang but was denied. Wasn't really bothered that I didn't seal the deal either, lol.
On another occasion I remember I was over at this chick's place getting ready to bang her. She excused herself to the bathroom. As I lay there on the bed I could hear her pissing and farting in the bathroom. Once again I was disgusted but I hung in there just to get the notch. Never saw her again.
A poster mentioned that he noticed some chick's breath as being "off." Not in the sense that it is revolting, but just unpleasant. I remember reading some science into all of this stuff. Apparently everyone gives off a different natural scent that is tied to their own genetic makeup and immunity factors. It's a subtle scent that the opposite sex can pick up on. Apparently those scents that are most pleasing to us belong to individuals who have quite a different genetic makeup/immunity. It's sort of evolution's way of generating offspring that are more diverse and that can withstand more diseases.
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Still Disgusted by Girl's Epic Fart
05-07-2012, 12:07 AM
The broad I was in a LTR with for 5 years I heard fart one time, while she was asleep.
She was horrified when I told her about it. Of course I exaggerated things a bit, but the look on her face was priceless.
You guys that are absolutely disgusted by this; How do you react to queefs? Happens a lot when they ride the top with me....