If a woman wants equality, she can open the door for herself, be prepared to pay for dinner, buy us some fucking roses and chocolates, fix the car themselves instead of asking a bloke to always do it, pay for the fucking movie ticket once in a while and most of all, demand sex.
If a woman wants equality
But P Dog, if she eats her cake she wont have it any more :'(
Except for the car part, I have had women that did all those things.
Women demand sex all the time, dude.
If my car is broken, I call insurance.
If I want to go to cinema, I go by myself.
I don't like to receive flowers, and I am allergic to chocolates.
I open my own door.
I can cook.
What else?
If I want to go to cinema, I go by myself.
I don't like to receive flowers, and I am allergic to chocolates.
I open my own door.
I can cook.
What else?
Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:20 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:Maybe that's why you are the only living female on the planet allowed to be part of this group. Or would want to be which poses another question.
If my car is broken, I call insurance.
If I want to go to cinema, I go by myself.
I don't like to receive flowers, and I am allergic to chocolates.
I open my own door.
I can cook.
What else?
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:24 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:20 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:
and I am allergic to chocolates.
Aren't you married to Chocolate?
LOL, I like them, but I can't eat much of it without scraching myself. It has to do with the fat percentage inside it. Some brands I can't even stand, others I can eat a bit.
Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:28 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:[attachment=5438]
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:24 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:20 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:
and I am allergic to chocolates.
Aren't you married to Chocolate?
LOL, I like them, but I can't eat much of it without scraching myself. It has to do with the fat percentage inside it. Some brands I can't even stand, others I can eat a bit.
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:31 AM)el mechanico Wrote:I told you that my nick has nothing to do with the Chocolate itself.
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:28 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:24 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 10:20 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:
and I am allergic to chocolates.
Aren't you married to Chocolate?
LOL, I like them, but I can't eat much of it without scraching myself. It has to do with the fat percentage inside it. Some brands I can't even stand, others I can eat a bit.
Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
I see it a lot more these days. Women taking care of deadbeat men. The female equivalent of the provider male. However most of the time these women are either washed up and/or unattractive.
Quote: (03-23-2012 09:57 AM)defguy Wrote:
I see it a lot more these days. Women taking care of deadbeat men. The female equivalent of the provider male. However most of the time these women are either washed up and/or unattractive.
I think if we were to reason this out, it's because the female provider is playing the one decent card in her hand - the ability to take care of a man's needs. Plenty of very attractive women can find someone willing to take care of them. An unattractive woman doesn't have that option.
Quote: (03-21-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:
If a woman wants equality, she can open the door for herself, be prepared to pay for dinner, buy us some fucking roses and chocolates, fix the car themselves instead of asking a bloke to always do it, pay for the fucking movie ticket once in a while and most of all, demand sex.
Has something happened? Recently your posts seemed to have turned somewhat bitter about women in general. That is a very unproductive state.
Quote: (03-23-2012 11:12 AM)Vicious Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:
If a woman wants equality, she can open the door for herself, be prepared to pay for dinner, buy us some fucking roses and chocolates, fix the car themselves instead of asking a bloke to always do it, pay for the fucking movie ticket once in a while and most of all, demand sex.
Has something happened? Recently your posts seemed to have turned somewhat bitter about women in general. That is a very unproductive state.
Very true. I learned a very important lesson from my friend Danny, that lesson being "stay up" Be positive, always, even when women totally deserved to be called cunts, be positive, you'll be so much better for it.
Quote: (03-21-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:
If a woman wants equality, she can open the door for herself, be prepared to pay for dinner, buy us some fucking roses and chocolates, fix the car themselves instead of asking a bloke to always do it, pay for the fucking movie ticket once in a while and most of all, demand sex.
...but they don't want equality, lizards will do whatever men let them get away with. When women talk about that stuff in my presence I just pretend they sound like Charlie Brown's parents.
Quote: (08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:
...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
Quote: (03-23-2012 11:12 AM)Vicious Wrote:
Quote: (03-21-2012 05:34 AM)P Dog Wrote:
If a woman wants equality, she can open the door for herself, be prepared to pay for dinner, buy us some fucking roses and chocolates, fix the car themselves instead of asking a bloke to always do it, pay for the fucking movie ticket once in a while and most of all, demand sex.
Has something happened? Recently your posts seemed to have turned somewhat bitter about women in general. That is a very unproductive state.
Nothings happened... o.0
Women don't actually want equality.
It is a shit test, that men have been failing spectacularly for the past 60 years or so.
It is a shit test, that men have been failing spectacularly for the past 60 years or so.
If you dudes (YEAH, I AM TALKING TO YOU), quit spoiling these chicks, you will not get so upset. Another thing, quit falling for that shyt that you see on TV or other guys doing. Personally, I have had dinners/movies paid for me, never fixed a chick's car (I will refer her to good mechanic), and have actually been dumped by a few chicks because I did not get up off my sofa to drive to their place for sex after she called me for it.
I won't say that it depends on who you meet. It depends on who you KEEP.
I don't have pics of the dudes on the board but I am pretty sure many of you have better physiques than me and am I sure that a few of you make more money than me and many of you are younger than me.
I won't say that it depends on who you meet. It depends on who you KEEP.
I don't have pics of the dudes on the board but I am pretty sure many of you have better physiques than me and am I sure that a few of you make more money than me and many of you are younger than me.
I don't mind occasionally doing things for women while not expecting the favor repaid (i.e. fix a flat). As long as I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of and I derive some enjoyment from helping out it's a win for me. It's the guys who spoil chicks and let themselves get walked all over that I have no sympathy for.
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