[AntiTrace]

bring a picture album were you photoshopped yourselves together and implanted your best guess as to what your future children would look like.

[Tuthmosis]

Sign me up for this.

Exaggerated beta game sounds super fun. I had to walk around and pace a little before typing this response, I got so excited. I play games like this--though much stupider--all the time to keep things interesting.

My fear is that I have a couple of rotationers™ who I would never get rid of if I did this, so I have to use it carefully. I cooked a gourmet-ass dinner for a girl the other day because I was super hungry after busting and I could see the look in her eyes change from normal to relationship. Truth be told, the Tuth is an amazing catch.

I going to give my implementation plan for this Beta Testing™ some thought and report back.

PS: It's nice to see the originator of Was This Beta? back among our ranks. I thought we lost him for good.

(03-17-2012 03:35 PM)alphamale87 Wrote:  

Just make sure that after your every text, message, call, and conversation, you ask yourself "was this beta?" This is crucial.

[Parlay44]

Exaggerated beta game sounds awfully like old school black guy game.

"You gotta man?"

"Awe baby give me a chance."

[germanico]

(03-17-2012 02:49 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Being nice isn't beta. It's being needy that makes them beta.

Getting a girl flowers because she might like them is nice. Getting a girl flowers because you're desperately seeking approval is beta.

I just dont see how holding a door for her makes you beta.

I behaved like a gentleman. Was this beta?

[el mechanico]

I'm doing it now. This is alot harder than I thought. I just asked some girl for her friends number after she walked away and asked if she thought she would go out with me. I'm going to follow her for a bit then get her a gift

[Tuthmosis]

Some random ideas I've come up with so far:

1. Bring a camera to a date and start snapping mad pictures, so "you can remember this (magical) night forever."

2. Ask if you can come cook dinner for her and her (ugly-ass) roommates some time (on your own dime).

3. Bring her a mix CD on your first date.

4. Try to hold her hand while walking from place to place.

5. Ask if she "would give you the chance to maybe see her again."

6. At end of the night, say, "I don't want to ruin this perfect night by rushing into anything." Don't kiss her. Shake her hand.

7. Put her hand on your chest and tell her to feel your heartbeat.

8. Close your eyes while she's talking. When she asks why, tell her you're "imagining our future together."

8. Sigh a lot.

10. Say "Did I tell you you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen?" a few times.

11. Write her a poem or song that you perform publicly on your date.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(03-17-2012 03:08 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

I think you'll do fine because your alpha intentions behind the beta acts will leak out.

Roosh beat me to it.

[Christian McQueen]

Curious to see how this turns out...can you undo years of being a real man? Progress report when you can.

[alphamale87]

Pretty much do everything that Michael Scott from the Office would do.

1) Deeply stare into her eyes and tell how beautiful she is continually.

2) Buy her scented candles and massage oils and beg for her to let you give her a massage later.

3) Send her flowers at home/work the day after the date.

4) Text her constantly, be her pen pal. Make sure you ask her everyday when you can see her again.

5) Make sure your first date is dinner and a movie, with the only escalation and kino being you lightly petting her hand during the movie.

6) Tell her more than one story about how much you love your mom.

"Was this beta?"

[Mr.GM]

Curious to see how El Mech will roll with this. Keep us informed.

[el mechanico]

This is not working out so far. No digits. No sex last night. I'm going to step it up a notch today.

This is a lot of work. I'm noticing that you will have to travel about an hour to meet girls from online as opposed to nearby. I got one willing to meet in Lakeland which is an hour away.

[RaulValdez739]

I couldn't do any of these suggestions with a straight face. I'd bust out laughing in the process of doing these things.

[Lumiere]

Erm so you are deliberately trying not to get laid ?

[el mechanico]

(03-18-2012 07:28 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  

Erm so you are deliberately trying not to get laid ?

It seems so. I don't even remember what I was thinking when I came up with this but I think it's over. I'm free tonight and this shit is not working over the phone and damn well wont work at the local bars so I'm going to cash it in and get some ass here somehow.

Beta dudes reading........You better get a car that gets damn good mileage because you're going to be doing a lot of driving.

[silent_scope]

(03-18-2012 07:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Beta dudes reading........You better get a car that gets damn good mileage because you're going to be doing a lot of driving.

I spent the better portion of last year driving all over the DC Metro area. I'm talking 60+ miles just to go and hang out somewhere. I live 30mins south east of DC, all the cool shit is IN DC or on the other side of the beltway.

So yes. Logistics for me is pure shite and it's always in the back of my mind.

[Tuthmosis]

(03-18-2012 07:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

It seems so. I don't even remember what I was thinking when I came up with this but I think it's over. I'm free tonight and this shit is not working over the phone and damn well wont work at the local bars so I'm going to cash it in and get some ass here somehow.

Yeah, my enthusiasm for this waned considerably when your related your shitty results. My plan is on indefinite suspension until I figure out a way to do this effectively.

[el mechanico]

(03-20-2012 10:18 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(03-18-2012 07:37 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

It seems so. I don't even remember what I was thinking when I came up with this but I think it's over. I'm free tonight and this shit is not working over the phone and damn well wont work at the local bars so I'm going to cash it in and get some ass here somehow.

Yeah, my enthusiasm for this waned considerably when your related your shitty results. My plan is on indefinite suspension until I figure out a way to do this effectively.

I really after this don't believe how much of a dick I have to be to get laid.
Nice? Huh.

Even last night a girl that I hit once before was texting me. She said do you just want sex or a relationship?

I said you want a engagement ring to come to my house for a drink now?
Don't fucking push me.
I got laid. Besides that I was trying this on new girls. One of my beta moves got me no sex with an online girl who blew me off. Last night she wanted to borrow money. If I was myself from the go that bitch would never have asked that. I got her though. I'm going to offer her money and tell her to come get it. Hey sweetie I was able to collect that 250 you needed don't worry about paying me back just stop by around 10 and pick it up. I'm going to shove the entire contents of my house inside her before she leaves.

[Samseau]

Unsurprising results. When I tried to date girls earlier this year, I also got zero play.

There are certain behaviors that get you laid, and then there's everything else.

[Hotwheels]

Quote:

I'm going to shove the entire contents of my house inside her before she leaves.

[Tuthmosis]

(03-20-2012 10:41 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I really after this don't believe how much of a dick I have to be to get laid.
Nice? Huh.

Even last night a girl that I hit once before was texting me. She said do you just want sex or a relationship?

I said you want a engagement ring to come to my house for a drink now?
Don't fucking push me.
I got laid. Besides that I was trying this on new girls. One of my beta moves got me no sex with an online girl who blew me off. Last night she wanted to borrow money. If I was myself from the go that bitch would never have asked that. I got her though. I'm going to offer her money and tell her to come get it. Hey sweetie I was able to collect that 250 you needed don't worry about paying me back just stop by around 10 and pick it up. I'm going to shove the entire contents of my house inside her before she leaves.

It's an important exercise to redraw the fine line between alpha and beta periodically. I think this exercise is good for calibrating that internal machinery.

This is the second time that I remember reading about you shoving foreign objects from around the house in chicks' cooches. Is this a thing for you mech?

[el mechanico]

(03-20-2012 02:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(03-20-2012 10:41 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I really after this don't believe how much of a dick I have to be to get laid.
Nice? Huh.

Even last night a girl that I hit once before was texting me. She said do you just want sex or a relationship?

I said you want a engagement ring to come to my house for a drink now?
Don't fucking push me.
I got laid. Besides that I was trying this on new girls. One of my beta moves got me no sex with an online girl who blew me off. Last night she wanted to borrow money. If I was myself from the go that bitch would never have asked that. I got her though. I'm going to offer her money and tell her to come get it. Hey sweetie I was able to collect that 250 you needed don't worry about paying me back just stop by around 10 and pick it up. I'm going to shove the entire contents of my house inside her before she leaves.

It's an important exercise to redraw the fine line between alpha and beta periodically. I think this exercise is good for calibrating that internal machinery.

This is the second time that I remember reading about you shoving foreign objects from around the house in chicks' cooches. Is this a thing for you mech?

I was raised by an evil dictator. My childhood home was ran like an engine room on a destroyer. Fuck with me you pay is the only thing I know.
She may not remember asking me for cash but she will remember having one of my dogs half chewed nylabones sticking out of her ass when she wakes up.

[Deb Auchery]

(03-17-2012 04:21 PM)germanico Wrote:  

(03-17-2012 02:49 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  

Being nice isn't beta. It's being needy that makes them beta.

Getting a girl flowers because she might like them is nice. Getting a girl flowers because you're desperately seeking approval is beta.

I just dont see how holding a door for her makes you beta.

I behaved like a gentleman. Was this beta?

I'm getting less inclined to holding doors open for women in E Europe, they never say thank you anyway, different ball game here.

I'm even bumping into women in the street and not saying anything, i never say thank you in a shop etc unless they do.

BTW is that pic you, or is it General Zod from Superman 2?

[Deb Auchery]

Funny post.

It would be good to do a documentary on the day in the life of a Beta pick up artist, give him a hidden camera etc

[Screwston]

I guess this would be everyday life for 90% of guys

[Minksy]

Quote:

... She may not remember asking me for cash but she will remember having one of my dogs half chewed nylabones sticking out of her ass when she wakes up.

Gold.