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08-29-2012, 08:01 AM
Creator of was this beta comes out of hiding and admits to being the author of was this beta. Was this beta?
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08-29-2012, 03:04 PM
Since there appears to be something of a rivival on the Was This Beta topic, I have a story which I feel compelled to share with everyone. My name is Arturo Montreal. I was born in Montreal, Quebec to Southern Italian parents. At the age of seventeen, I moved to Jersey City, North Jersey to pursue a boxing career. I became a very successful professional boxer. Athough I did not have nearly the amount of success that Floyd Mayweather or Oscar De La Hoya had, I did win multiple world titles in multiple weight classes. My greatest asset was by heart and my refusal to ever give up in a fight no matter how badly I was being beaten. I was able to knock guys out on multiple occasions after being far behind in points. I was called the ultimate blood and guts warrior. When I wasn't in the ring or training for an upcoming fight, I pulled hundreds if not thousands of girls. I was able to do this because in addition to my status as a professional boxer, I was known to have an extremely charming and outgoing personality. There was a Jersey Shore native named Merenguero who sometimes used to watch me fight in Atlantic City. This Merenguero guy may have gotten some of my sloppy seconds and he always used to call me a shoobie. I didn't know what a shoobie was and I still don't know. At age 35, I married a Brazilian girl who all my friends say was a stripper. She denies ever having been a stripper. In the summer of 2009, I was found dead in Brazil. Some people believe I was murdered, while others consider my death to be a suicide. I really can't comment on that. I just have one question, Was this Beta?
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08-29-2012, 04:45 PM
dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
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08-29-2012, 07:30 PM
Quote: (08-29-2012 04:57 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (08-29-2012 04:45 PM)alecks Wrote:
dudes,completely off topic but i think it needs to be addressed.
you know when your fucking a chick and she has this sort of smell to her skin? its sexy as fuck but its not perfume,BO/sweat etc.
its not pussy juices/fluids...its as if its a sex smell,possible pheromone?.when your bodies are really close pounding, the smell gets more intense if your biting her tits or something lol.makes your dick even harder,like a rock.
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I think it's the smell of your saliva mixing with her skin. It's different with every girl when all the fluids mixing spit, pussy juice, sweat etc smell good to you and her that means you have "chemistry" not to be confused with what most people think "chemistry" means good talks, long walks, and staring into each others eyes. Those tend to be the girls I keep around that make me a little psycho.
sometimes I'll lick a girl on her lower neck or pull her hair up on her neck on a date and go back later to see what her skin smells like to see what I'm in for
A girl's smell and taste is a huge deal to me. If I open a girl and it's going well, I'll find some way to get a sniff of her around the neck area. If I don't like it, I'll break off the interaction right then. Supposedly, there's an evolutionary reason for this- if a girl smells and tastes good to you ,you're more likely to have compatible genetics and immune systems.
Just last night I was making out with a girl and said "Your spit tastes really good." It was true. She said no guy had ever said that to her and seemed really flattered.
I'm sort of addicted to this- if I don't smell a girl and taste her saliva, sweat and pussy juice every few days I start jonesing for it.
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08-29-2012, 08:13 PM
Quote: (08-29-2012 05:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
This may not be the time or place, but I still think I did the best Was This Beta? write-up. You gotta admit.
Maybe So, but have to give Credit to G for creating the windfall that resulted.
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10-20-2012, 09:13 AM
Therapsid dont you know that this was a joke?
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05-17-2013, 12:52 PM
Quote: (05-17-2013 12:44 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
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He used Suits, Money and Dinner Game to get the girl.
Beta.
You can only be Alpha if you dress like crap, are broke and never buy food.
I was thinking the same. He even gave her alcohol. Like who does that?