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02-24-2012, 10:07 AM
Ooooh, extraterrestrial Betas! I've never thought that intergalactic species could be accurately described using this evolutionary framework, but I guess they must have their Alphas and Betas too. Great job, Soup.
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02-24-2012, 02:55 PM
I am Darth Vader, i have my own Death Star, i rule galaxies.
I found out that my other son named Neil Skywalker had sex with his sister Leia and i banned him to the planet Earth where he traveled around the world banging dozens of girls and capturing many flags using the power of the dark side.
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02-25-2012, 08:36 AM
Guys, I need a forum opinion on something.
You might know me as "God".
People build temples and shrines in my honor, and have done so for thousands of years. I try not to let it get to my head. You know, stay benevolent and all that.
You might hear some guys claiming to be OG's. Let me tell you, in the beginning, there was only me. I put the O in OG.
I created woman. You're welcome. Next time you're railing your GF and she's all like "oh my God, oh my God", remind yourself that although she's getting it on with you, she's really thinking of me in that moment. Just saying.
Sometimes, I rain my fury and wrath on entire cities. See if you can find Sodom or Gomorrah on a map. Yeah, thought so. Not trying to be a dick about it, but I do this just to remind you guys who really runs things!
I created the world in six days. It turned out pretty good, I think.
Here's the thing. On the seventh day, I took a day off. Took my foot off the pedal, I guess.
Guys, I need to know what you think.
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02-26-2012, 02:58 AM
I love this thread.
Is it beta to love a thread?
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02-26-2012, 06:32 AM
Guys, I need your honest opinion here.
I am Joseph Stalin.
My career consists of highlights such as : Marxist revolutionary, bank robber, propagandist, underground agent, and military general. I was sentenced to exile in Siberia seven times, and seven times I escaped. Eventually I became an absolute ruler of a huge country. Some of my policies killed millions, but that's okay, no one gets it right the first time.
Anyway, what has been bothering me lately is this: While I was studying to be a priest, I wrote poetry; here's a famous excerpt:
"The pinkish bud has opened,
Rushing to the pale-blue violet
And, stirred by a light breeze,
The lily of the valley has bent over the grass."
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(You can check out more info on my poetry by googling 'Stalin's poetry')
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02-27-2012, 11:04 AM
My name is Leonidas of Sparta, you may have heard of me.
My boys and I, the 300 Spartans were chilling at a hot spring spa called Thermopylae when Xerxes, the Persian King and 200,000 of his troops crash our party and ask us to surrender our weapons.
I gave him an answer "Molon Labe", or in English "Come take them"
Now, the forum members opinions me mean a lot to me and what concerns me most is, by giving him the option to come and take our weapons - Was this Beta?
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02-28-2012, 03:17 PM
Well, I've lost chicks before because I just couldn't turn off the cocky, arrogant bastard and put the good listener, attentive and cuddly guy in his place when I was an absolute noob. It pissed me off. Another dude might've just turned into a game hater or something. Certainly the dichotomy has been overhyped to almost uselessness.
I think the corollary to Roosh's staggering discovery in Europe that not all women want your typical alpha male is that the ladies also have a kind of 'random seed' on their preference for both personality traits. Which might change during the day, ovulating status, whether she is drunk and whether she is a virgin, yadayada.
Getting good at game just got ways more interesting.
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02-28-2012, 03:44 PM
Hey, my name is mike.
to most people, I'm a former professional boxer and heavyweight champion of the world known for my "ferocious and intimidating" boxing style. to me, I'm just a normal guy trying to get along in the world.
I cry sometimes because I'm conflicted emotionally and feel misunderstood.
I'm a little upset about an interview I had a while ago.
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02-28-2012, 11:57 PM
Wow... With all these jokes going on I'm afraid that my question won't be taken seriously.
My name is Josiah Harlan.
I grew up reading a ton of books, teaching myself French, and studying the ancient Romans. I grew up and became an international merchant, traveling to India. When I got home I fell in love, but my fiancee cheated on me and married another. I got so enraged that I vowed never to return to America. Instead of settling into a normal life I became an adventurer in the East. I used my intelligence to become chief surgeon for Calcutta, despite never attending medical school. But I eventually got bored and continued my adventures until I became Prince of Ghor. Eventually, after spending some time in Russia, I did come back to the United States. When I did I was hailed as a hero, and became a beloved public figure. Eventually I even lead an army during the Civil War, because I hated the idea of slavery.
The thing is, I did develop one-itis once in my life, though in my defense (and so that you guys don't bust my balls too much) I did get over it pretty quick.
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02-29-2012, 08:51 AM
as my granny used to say in beta times: the beta you are the beta you beta get!
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02-29-2012, 12:24 PM
Tuthmosis -
Where does this thread rank in the all time threads list?
Has is surpassed the bigbootluver meltdown thread?