[Screwston]

I don't have time to look through every slut, but I don't even know why the ugly bitch from Enter the Void is on the list (99). She looks like she's mentally retarded...i'd still fuck her though.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2012_top_99/

[Tuthmosis]

This ranking obviously has little to do with fuckability or physical attractiveness. Otherwise, Jennifer Lopez would have fallen off years ago and this wouldn't be happening:

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2012_top_...adele.html

[_DC_]

Tina Fey one spot away from Megan Fox. I should have stopped right there. I didn't though.

[WesternCancer]

houston that bitch is in boardwalk empire too, i thought she was super hot until i realized it was just because steve buscemi was banging her, shes got a killer bod though. I would so fuck her, she has that dirty whore vibe to her. Theres this girl in my bio class I instadated to lunch the other day that looks exactly like her minus the retard look. I'm hoping I can turn this into a bang through some wine fueled study sesh's. But yeah some of these decisions are whack. dont they line up two similar broads and see how many people vote for one another? Probably way too many beta dudes who got laid to an adele song voted for her or something.

[_DC_]

I saw a bunch of classics in a row.. Natalie Portman, Olivia Wilde, Jessica Alba, and then this Lea Michele?? Seriously? I think every girl I've had sex with is better looking than her.

I give up... that Rooney one. Its all about what movies are popular at the time of voting. I've never been asked whose the hottest. Lady Gaga? Seriously?

[Samseau]

List was made by women and gay men

[Deluge]

I said this a couple days ago but I said it again. Avoid Mens Magazines like Ask Men, Maxim etc. they're full of shit.

[speakeasy]

Any "best women list" that doesn't put Barbara Herrera at the #1 spot every year is full of shit.

[Deluge]

She's bangin'. But she ain't got nothing on Candice Swanepoel

Mainstream magazines should be ignored in their entirety in regards to gender relations.

[Nonpareil]

The fivehead sisters at 98 and 11 and fatty fatty fat fat at 92? Kardashian at 8? Emma Stone at 6? SOFIA VERGARA AT NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Aside from that, a bunch of broads I've never heard of (Who the fuck are Kreayshawn, Georgia Jagger and Sara Jean Underwood?), a bunch that were really hot like ten years ago (Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore and Kate Beckinsale) and of course, some girls that I'd definitely fuck, but are they really anything special (Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart and Rooney Mara)?

Wack list, but then again I'm sure even a mainstream 'Men's' magazine still has some pressure to put older and acclaimed-but-plain broads between its pages from the gynocentric media juggernaut. I think we here at the forums should assemble such a list and compare it to the others.

[WestIndianArchie]

(01-31-2012 11:05 PM)houston Wrote:  

I don't have time to look through every slut, but I don't even know why the ugly bitch from Enter the Void is on the list (99). She looks like she's mentally retarded...i'd still fuck her though.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2012_top_99/

Very skewed towards a certain aesthetic.

My own list would be full of video hoes, porn starlets, and candids from http://www.latineuro.com.

[Caligula]

(02-01-2012 11:53 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

The fivehead sisters at 98 and 11 and fatty fatty fat fat at 92? Kardashian at 8? Emma Stone at 6? SOFIA VERGARA AT NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Aside from that, a bunch of broads I've never heard of (Who the fuck are Kreayshawn, Georgia Jagger and Sara Jean Underwood?), a bunch that were really hot like ten years ago (Jennifer Lopez, Demi Moore and Kate Beckinsale) and of course, some girls that I'd definitely fuck, but are they really anything special (Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart and Rooney Mara)?

Wack list, but then again I'm sure even a mainstream 'Men's' magazine still has some pressure to put older and acclaimed-but-plain broads between its pages from the gynocentric media juggernaut. I think we here at the forums should assemble such a list and compare it to the others.

Kreayshawn



Georgia Jagger is legit if you're into the English look:

[Cincinnatus]

Hilarious and absolutely ridiculous list. Impossible to take AskMen seriously anyways, seems to be a rather beta site. 39 yr. old as the most desirable woman? Are you fucking kidding me? There's no way even a 29 yr. old is the most desirable woman.

[Vitriol]

We've had other threads about lists like this. Bottom line is that they're all retarded.

However, I am impresssed that they didn't put Jennifer Aniston at #1. I think it's the first one of these lists that has someone else in the #1 spot... seriously.

[Excelsior]

(02-01-2012 11:53 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Wack list, but then again I'm sure even a mainstream 'Men's' magazine still has some pressure to put older and acclaimed-but-plain broads between its pages from the gynocentric media juggernaut. I think we here at the forums should assemble such a list and compare it to the others.

Remember guys, we live in a society that is largely owned and guided by the wants and wishes of women, particularly older ones (Boomers). It is the consumers who determine our culture, and these women do the vast majority of the consuming. As this article says:

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Senior women age 50 and older control net worth of $19 trillion and own more than three-fourths of the nation’s financial wealth.

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Over the next decade, women will control two thirds of consumer wealth in the United States and be the beneficiaries of the largest transference of wealth in our country’s history. Estimates range from $12 to $40 trillion. Many Boomer women will experience a double inheritance windfall, from both parents and husband. The Boomer woman is a consumer that luxury brands want to resonate with.

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Wealthy boomer women are the marquee players in our country’s culture and commerce. They are educated, have a high income, and make 95 percent of the purchase decisions for their households.

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Once the college bills are out of the way and children launch their own households, the discretionary spending power of 50-plus women soars. They spend 2.5 times what the average person spends. Women are the primary buyers for computers, cars, banking, financial services and a lot of other big-ticket categories.

Once you understand this, articles like this (and a lot of the other things we see in this culture) start to make a lot of sense. The creation of these lists is not guided by male thought, because heterosexual men are much lower on the consumer hierarchy (and, thus, have less influence) than older women, younger women, and gays. If the women respect Kreayshawn, then Kreayshawn is what they'll get. If women think J. Lo is still hot, then she'll be referred to as such, even if we men all know of multitudes of more physically attractive women.

Money guides everything, and women guide the money.

[Cincinnatus]

^ All the more reason I'm creating multiple business fronts that cater to broads. If they control the majority of discretionary spending, then they're a consumer group I'd like to target for business.

Makes me feel better too, the thought of raking in some wealth from the middle-aged hags.

[bengalltigerr]

(02-01-2012 12:55 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

List was made by women and gay men

I agree with Samseau 100%!

[germanico]

(01-31-2012 11:05 PM)houston Wrote:  

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2012_top_99/

'No man was asked in the creation of this list."

[Timoteo]

Different things get chicks on this list. For some it's current popularity, for others it's looks even though they aren't currently hot (but have been on the list before, so they just slide you further down). If you've seen what Demi Moore is looking like at the moment (like an emaciated crack hoe), she shouldn't be on the list. Kate Moss is played out - that was a total nostalgia pick, and even though she was a "supermodel," she's NEVER been the least bit attractive. Alyson Hannigan, the "American Pie" bitch? PLEASE. I'm good with Sofia Vergara as #1 though. I'm surprised mainstays like Halle Berry, Salma Hayek or Shakira didn't make it...