I agree - you are a special case. Getting laid is not the issue here.
You have to get your life back on track, get a job, get out of the state you are in.
You cannot even travel or fly around - that is illusory.
Anything you do is better, if you just do it - work out, look for work, get on your feet. Then later worry about getting women - going out and banging a 36yo Milf shouldn't be hard in Germany.
Your issues are far more pressing than the V-card.
You have to get your life back on track, get a job, get out of the state you are in.
You cannot even travel or fly around - that is illusory.
Anything you do is better, if you just do it - work out, look for work, get on your feet. Then later worry about getting women - going out and banging a 36yo Milf shouldn't be hard in Germany.
Your issues are far more pressing than the V-card.