Pretty sure she was around 280 give or take 20 pounds. Well I needed a place to crash, was drunk, horny, and I'm not going to the gas station as 2 AM and get shanked so I can fill up my tank(while completely intoxicated mind you).
So I did what any desperate man would do. Manned the harpoon. There was shame. There was disgust. And I made sure to throw up on the wall on my way out instead of on the bed when I woke up.
So I did what any desperate man would do. Manned the harpoon. There was shame. There was disgust. And I made sure to throw up on the wall on my way out instead of on the bed when I woke up.
"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,— 'Wait and hope'."- Alexander Dumas, "The Count of Monte Cristo"
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